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To the worthless piece of shit who stole the lights off my locked-up bike while I was laid up with a sprained knee: Thank you for kicking me while I was down and adding insult to injury. Fuck you, you miserable excuse for a waste of oxygen. —Walking but not dead
This article appears in Apr 9-15, 2015.
11 Comments
Wait… you did leave them on the bike, outside, overnight knowing there are crack heads, thieves and young ‘uns…
Now, thank Dad you didn’t lose the bike!
He didn’t know you had a spained knee! He only meant to kick you, not while you were down.
“Some day a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets.”
Travis Bickle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IAJFCxAP_…
SHARIA LAW FOR THIEVES!
As the biblical saying goes, “Death comes like a thief in the night.” Let’s turn the tables. Let’s come like a thief in the night and amputate his right hand. Then, for the rest of is life, he will be marked for what he is, death in the guise of human form. To hell with his “rights!”
A pleasure as always,
Cheerio!
I’ve had many items stolen off my bikes over the years. It sucks but you gotta remember to take them off and any other quick release parts.
He’ll also have trouble doing two-handed chin-ups.
Yup, definitely your fault in LTWWB-land.
I leave a picnic table in my backyard, outside, overnight, every night, so do I deserve to have it stolen?
Well no, you don’t. But if you leave stuff out where it can be stolen, you’re being careless and stupid.
A picnic table is heavy, awkward as fuck to carry and ain’t worth jack. A bike, on the other hand, is quick, easy and is its own getaway vehicle.
Yes, anybody that leaves anything that can be carried away deserves to have it stolen. Sounds like I’m going on a free shopping spree.