I have positive things to say about winter, but this is a bitch board, so here goes.
1) Clean off your $%#^ vehicle! All of it! I am tired of driving on the highway getting pummeled by people’s car ice caps.
2) When the highway is completely clear of snow and ice, you can drive over 40! Really! There are only so many places I can pass your sorry ass!
3) Stop driving up my ass when there’s 4cm of snow per hour falling! It’s harder to stop, and you’re going to kill somebody!
4) Use your low gears to initiate a stop – much safer than the idiots who pump their brakes and fishtail, or worse, slam them on and do a 360 in traffic!
5) Why can’t someone invent a fricking snowplow that DOESN’T deposit every ounce of slush in front of the newly-shoveled driveway? And why is it they do this in the middle of the night so when you go to bed your driveway’s clear, but when you get up to go to work you have an abstract ice sculpture in front of your house that’s impossible to shovel through?
6) When you see an elderly neighbour shoveling in a snowstorm, why don’t you come over and help like some of us do instead of leaning on your shovel like you’re waiting for them to have a heart attack? —Screw you, Winter Idiots
This article appears in Nov 24-30, 2011.
you hit it perfectly o.p., another reason why i loathe winter, moreso the snow that comes with it.
#6 is a good one, also check on them if you’re going to the store, see if they need anything
OB, seniors hire people to shovel. How about getting some of those homeless fucks out there doing it for a donut.
brrrrr http://www.bbc.co.uk/nature/15835014
how can you people hate winter???
it’s finally cold, dark, hazardous…
everything the ideal climate should be!
Man do I ever like some of those bitches you posted OB. Some times seems folks out there are just trying really hard to be assholes.
How are all the rest of you making out today ?
I just finished clearing the driveway, the walkway out to the woodpile. & I do love snowblowers.~;p
And wasn’t that damn snow wet & heavy !
I bet the kids are having a field day building snowman & all the other fun stuff you can do with snow that packs so well
Nice one, OP. Couldn’t agree more.
1: This actually requires effort and a certain degree of common sense (to factor in the extra time required to perform said task in order not to be late) – definitely not within everyone’s reach.
2: Chances are these folks don’t believe in winter tires (I hear they’re just a cash grab).
5: My street wasn’t plowed when I left for work this morning. Looking forward to see if it’ll be cleared when I get home. Yay HRM, you rock!
Apparently the snow removal contract doesn’t start until December, or so I’ve heard.
december the 21st is the first day of winter, but i don’t think the weather reads calendars. using your body to stop a sliding car is not a good idea http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hemAjudq4g
Ok Frenchie you can stop making fun of me now. I`m just repeating what my dad says.
You forgot to tell all those stupid cyclists to stay off the road in the winter. I don’t care I they have winter tires for a bicycle or not, when the snow flies cyclists should be banned from the streets, enforced with hefty fines.
, motorcycles arent banned from the roads. The only thing stopping them is common sense.
Great bitch, OP … so refreshing to read one that makes me wanna fist bump and burst into ‘Eye of the Tiger’. Okay … not really … but I’m sure you get my point.
Hope you stay safe and get to enjoy all of the positive things you feel winter has to offer.