Which came first: the scooter or the morbidly fat person? Our health dollars at work. I know it’s politically incorrect to dis someone because they’re different or have a genetic condition or whatever and I do apologise. But…when a person becomes so hopelessly overweight that they can’t walk because their hip joints are ground down….well…fook em I sez. —blah, bla, blah

This article appears in Jun 13-19, 2013.

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  1. Eh, Fuck you too pal. Learn some compassion for the loss fortunate. There, but for the grace of God, goes you.

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  2. Why begrudge ALL operators of Lil Rascal type scooters? I reserve my ire for the select few who think they own the sidewalk and run you off of it. Those fuckers can ride into a sinkhole.

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  6. If the person your shitting on isn’t a Bitcher you shouldn’t shit on them….That should be an unwritten Bitcher rule.

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  8. How Christian-like of you, wog…bli…soni…twin…whoever. And what’s this I hear about you trying to drown your hubby in the baptismal font? You out yourself with each post but maybe that’s your angle – it’s easy to see you’re not too bright. But I suppose you need your doze of daily drama. It’s either that or buy some new batteries for your Turbo Dick 3000, you phony baloney. Isn’t that your hubby’s name? Dick? Hmmmm……now I get it – ROFLMAO!!!!!

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  9. I actually kind of agree with the OB here. Unless there’s some medical condition that’s beyond your control (including mental illness) you should not be so fat that you can’t even walk. These morbidly obese people are a symbol of all that is wrong with the world. You only see them in parts of the world where over-consumption and excess are rampant. You are failing as a human if you can’t get around without the help of a machine due to your slothish lifestyle.

    Also, like Spurious says, some of them behave like assholes. People were debating, a couple weeks ago, about bikes on the sidewalk; scooters are more dangerous than bikes IMO. When you’re trying to shop and they’re blocking off a whole aisle it’s even more infuriating.

    If the power went out tomorrow and never came back on these people would be fucked.

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  10. Fapfapfap is all I hear TTFN. Go be a good little toad and make TU another batch. You’re so predictible, anyone else going to chime and fight the toads losing war?

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  11. I’m with Hoist.

    I also wonder what all these people did before there were functional Rascals? The non-necessary ones, that is.

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  13. I wonder if the fattie with the scooter came before my tax dollars paying for a crybaby to have sexual reassignment surgery.

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  14. Meh…a fat person on a scooter is just as funny as a bear on a unicycle. It makes me chuckle when I see them in the grocery store, struggling to reach the shit on the middle shelf.

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  16. SO…what do morbidly fat broads & scooters have in common?

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  17. I’m sure not of these people set out to become morbidly obese. That wasn’t their goal in life. I do have compassion for them because they face an enormous uphill battle to live a functional or lengthy existence. I really do not know what makes someone become that obese so I really have to reserve judgment.

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  20. No Blip, she didn’t “write” it for me. Just wondering how an individual human can get to that state. Sometimes it’s glandular, genetics and sometimes well, they’ve given up. I find it hard to judge them because I haven’t had their life experience.
    In your case Blip, I can sense that you were going down the path to becoming a harsh, vindictive woman until you found the teachings of Jesus Christ. Now you’re filled with love and compassion. No matter which one of your two realities is true (the one with the husband and choir practice or the one where the husband was a complete waste of time and you became a new woman when he dumped.. err you dumped him) your inner self shows through with it’s core empathy.

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  21. I am a brand new commentor on here Reg, BRAND NEW. So why don’t you and your studip summit clique go fuck yourselves. I don’t know of this vile person I’m constantly being compared to, but even she seems like a lovely caring person compared to the poster’s I’ve encountered so far.

    Even MM had me confused. I was flattered as just a whif of interest from him excites me greatly. But as I mentioned to him, I am a long time reader and first time commentor;)

    Reg- One gets to that “state” by not following the ten commandments. That is the root of all that is evil.

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  22. ‘I am a brand new commentor (sp) on here Reg, BRAND NEW. So why don’t you and your studip (sp) summit clique go fuck yourselves. I don’t know of this vile person I’m constantly being compared to, but even she seems like a lovely caring person compared to the poster’s I’ve encountered so far….’

    As instructor of this board’s creative writing course, I would grade this an -F for originality. My gawd, the depth of her stupidity knows no bounds!

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  25. It’s even more concerning when you can’t even see the scooter…
    These ‘PeopleOfWalmart’ types just look like they’re gliding around on their own.

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