To the bitch at the Matt Mays concert at the Marquee last weekend who thought the only way she could get her space was to elbow me hard not once, but twice, as i tried to walk by. I said excuse me multiple times but none the less i got a bruised abdomen from just trying to get by. You were standing at the bar NOT near the stage so I’m going to attempt to muster all of my lady-like class which I’ve learned from specimens like yourself when i say this…FUCK YOU.
—polite girl gone sour
This article appears in Feb 5-11, 2009.
You should’ve kneed the bitch in the crotch.
That’d fix ‘er.
Headbutt the bitch in her nose.
I prefer the propeller punch.. Spin spin spin and then knock the bitch out out