F@#% you for telling me that you love me. I’m not a COMPLETE moron. Clearly your ‘mini-confessions’ were no more than a tool to play with my emotions. Thanks a lot. Jerk.
—Say that to my face why don’t cha
This article appears in Jan 28 – Feb 3, 2010.


yawn
I DON’T FUCKING LOVE YOU EITHER. UNLESS YOU ARE A HOT HONEY.
I love you… so, when are we gonna fuck?
So why in the sweet flying FUCK is there not a tag for all the whining, emotional bitches we’ve been seeing???
yes, I put three question marks on that because it’s getting bloody ridiculous. Whether you’re a pansy ass or a useless bint, please suck it up and get the fuck through….
and for spaghetti’s sake, get a tag on these ‘waste of my life’ bitches so that I can only read them when I have enough time to think of 8 synonyms for ‘useless twat’.
When you say “8 synonyms for ‘useless twat'”, zZz, do you mean literal synonyms for each word, like “unpurposed vagina”or synonymous phrases, like “whore’s hymen”?
I was going for synonym phrases but reading more into it, I think I like the synonym for each word route better…
plus it’s easier to mix and match.
useless:
abortive, bootless, counterproductive, disadvantageous, dysfunctional, expendable, feckless, fruitless, futile, good-for-nothing, hopeless, idle, impracticable, impractical, incompetent, ineffective, ineffectual, inept, inoperative, inutile, meaningless, no good, nonfunctional, of no use, pointless, profitless, purposeless, scrap, stupid*, unavailable, unavailing, unfunctional, unproductive, unprofitable, unpurposed, unusuable, unworkable, vain, valueless, waste, weak, worthless
twat:
slit, snatch, cÜnt, pussy, puss, kitty, vagina, box, …
That’s kinda what I was hoping you’d say. LOL.
You’d think the girls these days would be totally aware and used to the pump and dump game . Wonder what assbackwards berg she came off of to not know this ?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Gidget and zZz just made my [otherwise mundane] day!
I *heart* you guys!
I heart you too. LOL
🙂 and notice kitty in the list there…. that’s not at you.
well even if it was, you’d still be a pretty twat.
I think my favorite is fekless snatch… not crude, but gets the point across….and sounds like one word if you say it quickly enough. rolls off the tongue, it does.
I like inutile kitty, myself, though fekless snatch does have a certain ring to it 😉
I am shocked that neither of you thought of “bootless puss”, which works on multiple levels… 🙂
It’s nice to know I have the power to upset folks with such an inane comment. As if my already huge ego really needed a boost…