F@#% you for telling me that you love me. I’m not a COMPLETE moron. Clearly your ‘mini-confessions’ were no more than a tool to play with my emotions. Thanks a lot. Jerk.
—Say that to my face why don’t cha

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  1. So why in the sweet flying FUCK is there not a tag for all the whining, emotional bitches we’ve been seeing???

    yes, I put three question marks on that because it’s getting bloody ridiculous. Whether you’re a pansy ass or a useless bint, please suck it up and get the fuck through….

    and for spaghetti’s sake, get a tag on these ‘waste of my life’ bitches so that I can only read them when I have enough time to think of 8 synonyms for ‘useless twat’.

  2. When you say “8 synonyms for ‘useless twat'”, zZz, do you mean literal synonyms for each word, like “unpurposed vagina”or synonymous phrases, like “whore’s hymen”?

  3. I was going for synonym phrases but reading more into it, I think I like the synonym for each word route better…

    plus it’s easier to mix and match.

    useless:
    abortive, bootless, counterproductive, disadvantageous, dysfunctional, expendable, feckless, fruitless, futile, good-for-nothing, hopeless, idle, impracticable, impractical, incompetent, ineffective, ineffectual, inept, inoperative, inutile, meaningless, no good, nonfunctional, of no use, pointless, profitless, purposeless, scrap, stupid*, unavailable, unavailing, unfunctional, unproductive, unprofitable, unpurposed, unusuable, unworkable, vain, valueless, waste, weak, worthless

    twat:
    slit, snatch, cÜnt, pussy, puss, kitty, vagina, box, …

  4. You’d think the girls these days would be totally aware and used to the pump and dump game . Wonder what assbackwards berg she came off of to not know this ?

  5. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Gidget and zZz just made my [otherwise mundane] day!

    I *heart* you guys!

  6. 🙂 and notice kitty in the list there…. that’s not at you.
    well even if it was, you’d still be a pretty twat.

    I think my favorite is fekless snatch… not crude, but gets the point across….and sounds like one word if you say it quickly enough. rolls off the tongue, it does.

  7. I am shocked that neither of you thought of “bootless puss”, which works on multiple levels… 🙂

  8. It’s nice to know I have the power to upset folks with such an inane comment. As if my already huge ego really needed a boost…

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