I wish the restaurant didn’t have a bathroom. I love their toasty morsels at lunch time but when it comes time too pee I have to scratch at the wheel of periodically perforated tissue paper for about a half an hour before i get a mini wad big enough to absord the 3 drips still clinging to my lady bits. You have to poop? Better have at least 30mins available.
Buy some good toilet paper. I’ll eat there twice as often.
Your employees must hate their lives.
—Try the ‘pee in the time it takes them to toast it’ game. You’ll loose.
This article appears in Feb 5-11, 2009.
Get a travel pack of those moist toilet paper. I think the cashmere people make it. Not only will you not have to fuck with that one ply shit, you’ll feel fresher in the end 🙂
Enough of that stuff makes it feel like you’re wiping your ass with a tumbleweed. I have that sandpaper at work and my hemmies scream in terror at the sight.
Even cheaper than those expensive Cashmere wipes are flushable baby wipes. They come in packs of 80s. Pop a few in a baggie and throw it in your purse. Your ass will thank you for it.
Didn’t you hear Sheryl Crow. She said only one sheet square is needed, the rest is a waste and very bad for the environment.
Didn’t you listen to Sheryl Crow. She said you only needed to use one sheet. The rest was a waste and very bad for the environment. I guess no oral for her. LOL
not pleasant on the guys either…. you need a fistfull of the stuff after squeezing out a brown-dragon.
just cheap companies providing the minimal requirements so they don’t get written up.