I POSTED 3 GREAT BITCHES LAST NIGHT AND NOT ONE OF THEM GOT POSTED!! I ALL I SEE IS MORE DUMB SHIT ABOUT CELLPHONES AND COMPLAINTS ABOUT FUCKING INDIE MUSIC!!!!
What is LTWWB for????????? I thought it was so people could vent anonymously, and have healthy outpourings of emotion for the world to see!
The coast’s site set up is suspiciously similar to another alternative weekly newspaper that is circulated in Northwestern American State, known among other things, for being the birthplace of Jimi Hendrix. That newspaper’s online bitching also has a forum and actually allows people to post things that the moderators may not always agree with. The bitches I posted to The Coast were not in any way prejudicial or hate-based, nor did they name names or break any of the rules!!!!!!!!!! What the fuck??????? and now, i cant even see a record of my bitch. I want my bitch back so I can post it somewhere where the administrators wont deny its approval. That OTHER paper’s bitching column also has a forum that is well developed and interesting. Partly due to the fact that the bitches span a huge range of categories and even offensive ones are allowed.
I know I’m leaving myself open to shades of “well, why don’t you go live over there then?” rebuttals. But those rebuttals would be missing my point. I DO read that other paper’s anonymous bitching forum and I love it. But I live in Halifax and love to read The Coast’s bitching board. Sadly the other day, when I started reading the other paper’s forum, the Coast’s bitches began to seem repetitive and bland in comparison. I don’t think the people of Halifax are any more bland than the people of Seattle, so why does our alternative weekly’s bitching column read as fucking dull??? why is it so dry? why why why? So I will continue to read both papers, but I will feel a lil sore about this issue when it comes to The Coast.
Maybe my ego is just bruised cuz the bitches I tried to post meant something to me and they didn’t get posted. It wasn’t just them being public that i wanted. I wanted the privilege that having them become public brings.I was more curious to see what others had to say. I was so excited when i got home from work today to see if my bitches were up, and if anyone had made any comments.
As is the case in the other forum, sometimes bitcher’s emotions can be calmed down when they see that other people agree with them. Sometimes when people disagree, it can show the bitcher that their views were very one-sided. I was looking forward to that privilege, but for some reason, my bitches were not worthy of receiving it.
LTWWB puts those little cutesy notes before some bitches like, “another boring break-up” or another bus-driver bitch,and proceeds to show the bitch. Maybe, if they approved other kinds of bitches, they wouldn’t have to use their little warnings all the time. Why label some bitches as “another boring break up” when you don’t even let the interesting bitches go up?
just more of the same, more of the same. what is the coast afraid of? and what is the criteria for choosing bitches? what are the fucking “lenient standards of propriety”?
And how come my dumb bitches didn’t get approved, but other people’s dumb, boring bitches did?
—onetime
This article appears in Apr 16-22, 2009.
It’s true we’re using the same web hosting service as the Stranger, but we invented the bitch, and they stole that from us, so there.
As for your bitches, I ain’t afraid of shit. I post things here all the time I don’t agree with, etc.
But let me tell ya, when I work three 12 hour days in a row, on top of working half the “holiday” weekend, and I come home to work another hour, including updating the web site, and some moron goes on about pee running down his leg, and I see two more bitches coming from the same IP address, I’m thinking, here’s some drunk dude thinking he’s cute or something, and I don’t have time or patience for this shit, so I skip right over them, see, and maybe move on doing something interesting, like pouring a glass of scotch for myself or trying to cop a feel of the significant other or looking around for some clean underwear to work tomorrow, and not care so much about hurting the fragile feelings of some drunken moron talking about pee running down his leg.
I thought it was a pretty good assessment of the risks and rewards involved.
Feel free to disagree.
Wow, and I thought he was going to bitch about something profound. Urine + leg = WORST BITCH EVER.
Let’s make up a new label, just for you darling.
*SKIP WALL OF TEXT, CHASTISE BITCHER*
Bloody hell… Oh, the poor OP. They probably get “censored” at work too.
How can they censor you at MacDonalds? 3 second interval between drive-thru transmissions?
I think this person takes bitching and its dissemination a little too seriously. Just a little.
I was all set to agree with the OP on this one… when I could only see the first line of his post; then I read it.
On that note – I was all ready to agree because on a WCB bitch quite a while back (the bitch that made me sign up for an account!) the comment that I posted never made it up. It wasnt a rant against Workers Comp and it wasnt all for them – but it offered what I thought was a pretty informative and (decently) well put rebuttal to what some of the people on here were saying. I didnt pull it out of my ass – Ive spent a fair amount of time at the WCB and have an inkling of how the company works.
So. I would have liked to get that post a)posted, or b)given back (haha – how illogical! But true nonetheless). Im way too lazy to type it again, and also too lazy to write a real bitch about it.
Mind you… I still think that trumps some dude pissing on himself.
If Tim wasn’t already taken I’d propose marriage right now.
Mr. Bosquet I appreciate your reply, but it wasn’t really the pee one that I thought The Coast was avoiding. It was the longer one, and that one was a GOOD BITCH.
Only 1 of the bitches was about pee!!! LOLOL! The other one was admittedly silly as well, but the last one WAS a deep one! I was having a frustrating day and yes, maybe my venting got a bit superfluous in the first two, but the last bitch actually had substance and raised some relevant, thought-provoking issues. Are they all gone now for good?
And that bitch about peeing in the shower was fucking hilarious. The fact that you took one look and skipped right over all the others just enforces my point about the all the bitches being similar. A little pee bitch here and there always makes things interesting.
Teal deer.
if you wanted to keep the bitch so god damn bad… maybe you should have used a text editor to type it out and then copy/paste it to the coast….. so you still had your beloved local copy.
Tim, you see the IP of the person who submits it? interesting….
What is the average volume of bitches received in a day?
and about how many do you usually chuck?
just so we can appreciate you more.
And this is why Tim should submit his own bitches more often.
Maybe he does….
I second PK. The combo of Scotch and clean underwear just about had me in fits & giggles.
Hmmm… This gives me an idea for a website. …kind of like this one, but with 100%-positive feedback no matter how much of an idiot the poster is.
A person would post a complaint, and the site would automatically, but slowly add comments from fictitious posters saying “You’re right.” or “Hells yeah!” or “WTF?! You just read my mind!! I want you in my mouth.”
You could call it “Love the Way we Validate the Angry but Sensitive”…except that that would destroy the illusion.
…thoughts?
Is it weird that I kind of want to hear about the pee bitch?
Seriously though, I wonder sometimes how many bitches end up in Tim’s recycle bin. Given how dumb some of the bitches are, he must either post them all or have to sift through some seriously incoherent, boring, stupid and (insert appropriately negative adjective here) stuff.
On average about one a day don’t get posted. Usually because someone uses names and I don’t feel like editing it out, or it’s over-the-top racist or sexist or otherwise too ugly to post.
Sometimes people just annoy me.
Thanks Tim. Curiosity satisfied.
Why is that you take personal offence to the posts on this site? Regardless of how ugly it is, unless it is hate material it should be put on here, I think. The response to the original post by the editor or whomever wasn’t funny at all in my opinion, and quite frankly with all the pats on the back he received it makes me question the integrity of this whole thing. It also makes me wonder why I bother occasionally to read this rag, when I am not using it for my dog to piss on.
Nai, we know you own a dog. You don’t have to keep mentioning it in every post. Noone cares.
I figure its the same idea as when you occasionally get an email from someone, and for some reason, you’re just too annoyed to bother replying, even though you really should. And if you had recieved it another day, you may have found it a bit more to your liking, but sometimes, you just cant stand to do it. And Tim has this power.
What I wonder is, if the OP sent this post in, if Tim had gone back and posted the original 3, but then trashed this one as being irrelevant, if the poster would still have been mad because this bitch hadn’t made it. What are you more proud of OP, your pee leg story, or the attention you got from not having your bitches posted?
You also do not care to check your spelling before you post. But yeah, it is clearly my intention to mention my dog in every post. Oh there I go again! Thanks for missing the entire point of the post though. By the way, we all know you are fixated on some stupid commercial from the mid-nineties. Despite what you believe it’s not funny and you don’t have to put it on every post NOONE cares, douche.
Oh shit, you’re not one of those idiots who disects each post for spelling errors, are you? Am i busted? Sorry to let you down Nai, but i’m not into the habbit of changing my handle each time i post something. If you have a problem with The Hammer, perhaps you should settle it in the court room.
1-800-546-7777 – I’ll get the money YOU deserve!
I’ve had a post not printed too, so what, it’s not my paper. I am interested in the address of the other site though. I prefer an open non-edited, non-controlled platform. Everyones bitch and views on it. I actually thought this was one ..lol so I wrote in to it. Only I thought that maybe I messed up in submitting it. Thanks for opening my eyes to this, and here I thought we were all just boring ..lol
found it just typed thestranger in and there it was. thanks
the stranger has a forum too, that is where all the bitches go.
to people are stupid: if the original post of this thread was trashed and the other three had been posted, what I wrote in this one would have no longer been valid. or so I would’ve thought at the time. But now, after having learned about the “criteria” for bitches being posted, I can see that even if Mr. Bosquet felt like posting mine, the general criteria for approval of bitches is so random, that this complaint would still have been worthy of submission.
My bitches weren’t racist or sexist. Either they were “ugly” or annoyed Mr. Bosquet. The last two are pretty ambiguous to have as criteria. But yes as another poster noted, Tim has that power.
and what am i proud of? I liked my fucking pee story ( it wasn’t about my leg either, that was just something Tim threw in there), and I wish it along with the two others I submitted had not gotten bagged. I’m glad I complained about my THREE POSTS not being posted, and if you read what I said in a response above, it was not THE PEE one that I cared about. I’m glad this fucking complaint got posted and I’m glad it’s making people question things and learn things -myself included.
Mr. Bosquet, you response to this post makes you sound like an arrogant, pretentious prick, NOT the editor (or whatever your position is) of a respectable website such as the coast. I would think that someone in charge of editing this website would have a nicer, more eloquent response to someone who has been denied their legitimate bitches, instead you just take low blows and bitch about how much better you are because you work 12 hours a day. This is a BITCHING column, people are here to bitch, we don’t care how hard or long you work…we want to hear bitches, good bitches, real bitches….but I guess you are just “some moron” like the people who you deny to bitch on here. You say you still post responses you don’t agree with..but it sounds like you just can’t handle to hear real shit, however stupid you think it is…
Its nice to hear you that you guys invented the bitch column and that the stranger stole it from you because they are doing a much better job at their forum then you are. Your response alone has forever made me think differently about The Coast’s bitching column that I once loved and enjoyed. I thought everyone and anyone (minus the hate filled ones) could post on here anonymously so we could have some REAL discussion about life…because how much realer can PEE get? I would want to hear it
and all you brownnosers who agree sound like a bunch of pricks trying to lick Tim’s asscrack. Well, lick away!
Onetime… I agree with you 100%..its not bitching if the only posts that can make it on here is about “loud talker on cell phone” or “break-ups”…this isnt Seventeen magazine..or so I thought.
and nai blanc – you’re awesome.. you could tell me about
your dog all day long! lol
I guess its time to take the coast off my favorites and say hello to the stranger and other forums that aren’t afraid of keeping it REAL.
Bye bye coast!
“I guess its time to take the coast off my favorites and say hello to the stranger and other forums that aren’t afraid of keeping it REAL. “
OK, that is hands-down the most hilarious comment ever posted. You win!
It’s our party and we’ll veto if we want to.
LOL. Love it.
What standard to people really expect for a Bitch site? It’s not journalism…it’s bitching. And Tim already said he only tosses one or so a day. Given some of the lame and boring shit that makes it onto the bitch page, I’m not surprised some get trashed.
Also, somehow, the LTWWB seems to attract and retain a different type of commenter than other website forums. Sure some of the stuff said here is a little out there, and there are a few trolls and whatnot, but overall, it’s clear that the comments on LTWWB are very different (in a good way IMO) from other websites. That;s why I joined, and why I stick around.
Finally, your comments don’t get edited. you can say what ever you want here without having to pass through Tim’s editorial inbox.
Some of you guys really need to get laid.
It’s obvious he’s a busy guy… he didn’t even have time to put a picture on his profile yet.
not even a shameless “coast” sign or big bold “moderator” or anything.
and who the fuck are you anoyedattim for crapping on him when he’s just telling you like it is. I’m not trying to lick his asshole or anything, but there’s really only two sides and I’m sure as shit not on yours. He’s been assigned this task, he does it how he likes, and the board stays active pretty much all hours of the day. (Not sure if the bitching hour glitch is fixed… so I threw in the “pretty much” part) He’s gotta be doing something right.
Shamwow!
Hahaha, what a perfect way to end that argument Cranky.