All this talk of you modeling and having a good life and being well off is getting me so hot for you. “Domestic partnership?” Your words are like sex to my eyes. I can’t wait to hear more about some of these “privileges” that you enjoy and how great you feel your life is. I mean you have a car AND take vacations!! While most find the things you say convoluted, misguided and even asinine, I am here waiting with breath abated, for more details of your luxurious lifestyle. I know that you remind me (and everyone else) on a daily basis that you are in a relationship (with someone of a race other than your own no less! HOW VERY 21st CENTURY OF YOU BTW!) I just can’t get you off my screen. —Not-So-Secret-Admirer
This article appears in Jul 11-17, 2013.
Bitcher love!
The best kind of love, amirite Guys?
I think ya nailed ‘er, Guvnah!!
Or self-penned narcissist.
Why oh why is my beer mug always half empty?
Well, when it is half-empty, just reach for one of those blue cupcakes.
This is a love? The result of trying to type with your claws out I would say.
As well, I would like to add that, in addition to what I just said, without repeating myself too much, that Crayons can double-post with the best of them.
i like crayola crayons with the sharpener on the box, not the shitty dollar store kind
I liked the coloured pencils. the good ones. canadiana? and really well sharpened.
Wow. The effort that went into this is outstanding. Whichever one of you this is, thank you for thinking of me when me, the asshole that i am, don’t even think of you at all when i’m not here. I’m sorry i didn’t notice sooner but life gets in the way.
To clear up your misconceptions, yes. I am in a relationship and that person is flight crew. Which is why we travel a lot. We have crew passes. His race shouldn’t matter and it doesn’t to me. I’m sorry you’re that kind of person.
My life IS great. To me which is exactly the person my life is supposed to be great for. I have no idea what your life is like, that’s for you to figure out.
Sorry if me being happy upsets you. And considering how you’ve puked out all this with absolutely no regard to your personal dignity whatsoever, I’m guessing it does. And that’s really too bad.
While i don’t have to justify myself for someone who would write something as braindead as this, I decided to. Since you’re obviously very upset, I’m just trying to make you feel a little better about your circumstances, whatever the hell they are. Or are not.
^^ if you never piss off anyone, you’re doing it wrong.
lol. I got one titled ‘shut up about your dog’.
Are you absolutely sure that P.F. Chang* isn’t the author of this love? >; )
*Disclaimer: probably not your B.F.’s real name.
(Just joshin’, crayons. Unless their last name is Atta, anyone who is flightcrew is A-OK in my books.)