When it comes to birthdays, I am the first person to remember, buy a card, put money in it, buy a present or whatever the case may be in that particular situation. When I went to pick up the mail this morning there was a birthday card addressed to me. It was from my Aunt from far away, She had not remembered my birthday in over 22 years. I was so excited because I thought that I was going to get a few doobies BUT NO, NOTHING. You may say what an ungrateful person but these people are rolling in so much money and I mean filthy RICH. The message that she wrote in the card was mainly all about her. She is a very selfish bitch. I do not have very much myself but I will always give something in a card. I would never send a relative an empty card. I know that there are a lot of people out there who will read this bitch who will not agree with me but that is how I feel about rich people who are GREEDY. —Happy Birthday To Me
This article appears in Aug 9-15, 2012.
And there we have it. The Occupy Manifesto in a fucking nutshell. “The rich are evil because they refuse to pay for us to get high” I hope your afterbirth is having a better day than you Sparky, because it actually deserves a future.
Happy B’day you ungrateful b!tch – accept the card and the thought behind it ……. greedy c*nt!
” ‘Day’ is a vestigial mode of time measurement based on solar cycles. It’s not applicable… I didn’t get you anything. “
Bonus points if you get that reference
IT SEEMS O.P., THAT THE MORE MONEY YOU HAVE, THE CHEAPER BASTARD YOU BECOME. YOU HAVE JUST SEEN IT.
IT SEEMS O.P., THAT THE MORE MONEY YOU HAVE, THE CHEAPER BASTARD YOU BECOME. YOU HAVE JUST SEEN IT.
Hmmmm Agent 195. I’m going to guess Sheldon Cooper?
I’m getting an overwhelming sense of greed but it’s not coming from your aunt.
Maybe she wrote all about her because she remembered you and wanted to tell her how she was, since you know, she expected you to care.
You self-entitled little twat. I wouldn’t send you the smell of a nickel.
Not Sheldon Cooper! Although the person is also a genius…
Also… Agent 195?
Ahh, A conundrum. The gamezh afoot, Trebek. Gotta be something from Firefly, then
(Yes, I looked it up)
Agent 195 is a reference to one of Orgasmatron’s previous monikers.
…and for some unfathomable reason Captain, I thought that Orgasmatron posted the original quote.
I’m old…and there are wolves after me.
Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a Cheater!… I mean, Winner!
Maybe you could use the prize money to stock up on those dementia pills you’re running low on?
I joke, of course
Here ya go OB. Just so you don’t think that I am being selfish and forgot your birthday, I got you a little something:
http://www.naffgiftshop.co.uk/ekmps/shops/…
You’re very welcome! No thanks necessary though. It’s just the kind of giving and selfless guy I am!
I wonder if you would have even noticed how self centred your Aunt is if you found a crisp $50 inside? Speaking of self centred ……. happy birthday.
All the world is birthday cake, take a piece but not too much.
No, it’s true. I am a thoroughly rotten sort, but the upside is I never remember the lousy things I’ve done.
happy birthday you git. here’s a quarter. call someone who cares.
*doobies* you thought your aunt with send you weed? i have aunts who would do that
sigh *would*
You do sound like an ungrateful twit.Be happy she remembered you at all after 22 years.
The OB sounds like the type to put it’s my birthday on FB and invite everyone to the party she (I say she because most guys don’t give a fuck) organizes so she can get gifts. Now her aunt can write her out of her will and not feel bad about it.
I don’t celebrate my b’day (it’s just another fucking day) and only do something for me mom, kids, and grandkids. And I don’t expect anything.
Perhaps they might drink some of this to celebrate the big day – Ivan, break out the marching band, goose stepping mandatory
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-21…
Awww….here ya go OB 🙂
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=playe…
She probably thought that you, being a pothead, would waste her well intentioned birthday money on weed or shits with dragons on them. Turns out she was right on the weed anyway, so it’s money saved on her part. Now be a good little pothead (which I endorse *COUGH.. COUGH*) and get out there and earn your doobs like the rest of us.
You beat me to it Shittyd!
Bet it was a dollar store card too, wasn’t it. Oh well it’s the thought that counts. Your aunt thinks you’re a greedy pothead.
Consider yourself lucky to have a family member who even knows when your birthday is, let alone stops to acknowledge you.
OP. You one of those shits from the me me me generation?
Dear OB …. your long lost Aunt could be at deaths door & is looking about at her relatives to see if any of you are worthy of an inheritence or just money grubbing !
So respond to her for the lovely & thoughtful card & how nice it is to hear from her after all this time. Then without begging or being a money grubbing idiot tell her how your getting by, enjoying life Blah, Blah , Blah… who knows you might get the price of postage back after she kicks off !
I’m lucky enough to remember my own birthday, for cripes sakes! I don’t ask for anything, and sure as hell don’t expect anything. You should be glad she still acknowledges your selfish ass, let alone send you money for weed. I’m amazed at people like you who want and expect things from other people. Quite the little diva, aren’t you?
How do you think she got rich? Certainly not by giving it away to a nephew or niece she hasen’t heard from in over twenty years!!!!! Be grateful she remembered you at all.