Hmmm. Let’s really think about this one…
You wonder why you can’t lose weight. Could it possibly be that you eat deep fried garbage every morning and lunchtime?
You wonder why you’re broke. Could it be that you dish out at least $20 a day on that deep fried garbage?
You wonder why your back is sore for days after walking only 2/3 of a mile. Could it be that your Big Mac ass and gravy-blood is weighing you down?
A little bit of advice for you…put down the egg mcmuffin and french fries, WALK to the grocery store and buy a real food. Think of how much real food you could buy at the grocery store if you cut back on your $140 a week heart attack “food”. —Fries Are The Total enemY

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  1. Hmmm, maybe I’m reading too much into things again, but is kinda sounds like the OB actually gives a damm about “fatass”.

    Talk to them FATTY, express your concerns about their health. If they lack the desire or will power to diet and exercise, there’s other ways that even might be covered by their health plan.

    http://www.weightlosssurgery.ca/

  2. sorry to burst your bubble o.p., but deep fried foods are not the real culprit. they add to it, but the underlying thing is genetics. i know people who are very over their weight, and their parents were skinny minnies. somewhere back in their gene pool, someone was big, and tho it skipped a few generations, he wound up being the fat one.
    and what the hell is this ideal weight bullshit, anyway? and who the hell told them this was sposed to be the norm? what is the norm? body mass index bullshit, is all it it. according to mine, i should be about 6 foot 4, and weigh at least 200 pounds. and anyway, fat can be real beautiful, think here of mama cass elliot. she was a very good looking lady, and she was not a skinny broad. people like others with a little meat on them. doesn’t matter to me tho, if i like you, i like you for the inner perfect 10 you. never mind the shell, that will age and all kinds of other shit will happen to it in years to come.

  3. Deep fried foods have the nutritional value of foam peanuts – check out Morgan Spurlock’s movie ‘Super Size Me’ – that fucking crap’ll give you more cascading rolls than Beth Ditto plus the added bonus of having the energy of a dried turd. If this person’s weight disturbs you to this extend, perhaps you need a time out to concentrate on something that isn’t your decision.

  4. i think it sounds like ob is fed up with fat-ass moaning about how broke and how tired and how sore they are, and how they can’t lose weight. ob is pointing out all the reasons why fat-ass is broke, tired, sore and still fat.
    if fat-ass would shut up, so would ob. i don’t think there’s any caring in this one, just frustration.

  5. They ought to eat more fresh fruit! I won’t upload that classic Monty Python skit as I have done that once.
    Take a leaf from TTFN’s post OP and you guys can rent “Super-size Me” and discuss the movie afterwards.

  6. hahaha all i think when i read this is Monty Python: “A little wafer thin mint” “FUCK OFF!” “Oh sir its only a tiny thin one” “FUCK OFF IM FULL!” Oh man Monty is a classic:P

  7. OP, it doesn’t matter how correct you are, you are using the wrong strategy. That kind of talk, if applied to a loved one at a family reunion, will likely get the crap beaten out of you. But, please go ahead and use it on a coworker or stranger, especially if you like being an ignorant cunt.

  8. Sorry, but Nova Scotia is so fat and ugly that no amount of bitching will ever change it.

    Dislike if you are fat and ugly, but beautiful on the inside. 😉

  9. Furious will you give it up already. We all know you wrote this post. Accept it Closet Fattie, you are one of us. Only Weight Watchers can help you at this point my boy. Either that or live with your own blubber. Actually it is kind of fun to perpetuate one’s own blubber. All the KFC you can handle. Now THAT’s living!!!

  10. blow me. If obesity were genetic, you’d see it as an issue around the entire planet. Not just the richest, laziest hemisphere.

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