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You pretending to be a man below the belt had to be the most disappointing, and the worst 5 waisted, unsatisfying sexual encounters I have ever had in my life. I cut ties on you as soon as I got under another as it were. Enjoy riding your motorcycle…that’s all you’ll be riding. —hate a limp IT guy
This article appears in Nov 21-27, 2013.
15 Comments
He’s an IT guy …. what did you expect from the fat bastard? 5 times? Really? Did you think he would eventually rev his hog?
so this is the other half of the ‘five failed fucks’ duo?
All I can say on this….OOUUUCCHHHH on the family jewels.
How was his tongue?
It was definitely an inservice day on Friday.
Maybe you suck in the sack too, did that ever occur to you? And if you’re flat out unattracted to him, why did you put out MULTIPLE TIMES? (judging from your use of the plural “encounters”)
Seriously do some people just fuck whatever because whatever? Gross…
And yes. I’d say the same damn thing to a guy who did this. In fact, I believe I did about a week ago.
An impotent IT guy who rides a Harley. Be still my heart. Why you spent 5 nights kneadin that doughy rubber noodle is beyond me. Bitch you wuz hopin for a muuracle!
Lol…my bike gives me a better ride than most women.
How does his limp IT dick command so much power against you OB?
Limp IT dick has control over computer and won’t share Meaty
IT dude’s name isn’t Rodney, is it?
Maybe IT dude only whips it out to pound on his space bar.
Single digit typist?
was it a red bike?
… and then he cried wee wee wee all the way home.
Beat me to it Molly!
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