Enough with your beach ball sized, lopsided boobs practically falling out of your shirt, your torn jean shorts up to your bikini line, your thong riding up to your neck, and your incessant whining banter. Did I mention your beak is bigger than Big Bird’s? You have the most impossibly ugly face, I think I have ever seen in my entire life. I honestly don’t understand how someone can be born with such an ugly face. Yet it wouldn’t be so bothersome if you didn’t act so dizty and idiotic. You brought weed filled brownies into school the other day and offered them to everyone, you smoke in the bathrooms, your voice could be recorded into a doll, and your caked on makeup smears everywhere. If you skip classes all the time and get failing marks, why the fuck are you even here? Please, go hose yourself down and start over again because right now you’re going nowhere. The only thing you’d be successful at is being either a drug dealer or a prostitute.
—Eyes severely sored enough.
This article appears in May 21-27, 2009.
Man, I feel like the Bitch Label Nazi, but is this a break-up story? It just sounds like this OP hates this chick from afar…
Or perhaps it’s labeled this way because… “methinks the OP protests too much”…? Hmm.
Methinks the OP is pissed because she rejected him.
i for one thoroughly enjoyed this bitch… especially the “hose yourself down and start over again” bit. nicely done, OP.
I stopped reading at “…beach-ball-sized boobs…”
YOWza!!
My OP jealousy detector just went to 11. Guess you weren’t offered a brownie.
A beak bigger than Big Birds!!!!! Thats Crazyness man!
She should really get that looked at…cause that shit is huge! just sayin
Yikes!
Pics??
Pics or it didn’t happen.
Here ya go Hali:
http://www.coolest-homemade-costumes.com/i…
Thats awesome
You know, I have the power to delete the account of people who complain about my tags.
Just saying.
haha dooo eettttt!
Yes, but do you have the power to delete the account of people who don’t complain about your tags? That would reek of awesomeness.
I bet OP is talking about a roommate.
I could go for some brownies.
LOL Guyute
I bet classmate. This kid’s in high school.
“Yes, but do you have the power to delete the account of people who don’t complain about your tags? That would reek of awesomeness.”
Yes, I do.
But my power is wielded randomly.
delete mine, this shit suckks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is that you on the right Miles?
Ha ha, Yeah, now you all know what I look like (and what one of my fetishes is)
The girl is NGF’s mom.
Oh Dear God. I didn’t see his “tickle me Elmo” codpiece. I am afraid.
Rafiki, you sound as if you want to tear yourself away from LTWWB, yet a higher power is forcing you to make comments. I bet it’s Tim.
Lovely pic of Miles and his grandmother.
That was uncalled for, NGF. They’re clearly Miles and his Grandmother, dressed up as ugly people, dressed up as Elmo and Big Bird. Durrrr.
Haha, alright, alright. I am extremely impressed by your accurate labeling abilities, Tim. Better?
Ewwww….glad I’m gay. If I wasn’t, seeing something like that would definitely turn me gay.