Twitter Bitches?

Oh yes, that’s just what people need to know…when I go to the bathroom, take steaks out of the freezer, walk the dog, ad nauseum. Ya, I need to be under even more of a virtual social microscope, like I need a root canal. It’s not enough that FB constantly urges,or “suggests” me to be pals with people I’ve never heard of or met, and asks me what I’m doing right now. Throw the soul sucking tirade of constant texting and emails…well, I’m supposed to find time to post minute by minute play by plays’ of my ever so exciting life? I am quite sure that twitter will appeal to those who will equate twitter followings with social standing and “fun”, but lets’ face it folks, as far as social redemption goes, it makes MySpace look like a cultural icon. Twitter is so 2008…novelty…flash in the pan…and for furthur thoughts and gems of ultimate wisdom you can twitter me @e-curmudgeon…ok just kidding, I deleted my twitter account last week. Sorry, but I kicked the tires, took it for a test drive last year, and it fell woefully short in actual purpose and content. It is right up there with the ads that urge you to contact all the losers in high school, that you could not wait to get away screaming from.

True that F7, yet strangely enough, people still think they have some sort of cosmic shield, that prevents potential future employers, police and government agencies, and that perfect man/woman you just met five years down the road, when u b all growed up, from reading this drivel. I am sure they will, in retrospect, very proud of the fact that they puked all over *insert name of forgettable date here* while attempting the wild thang. It is also staggering to hear how many people behave very badly, post, and are truly convinced, that no one outside their social group reads it. Pictures and video? Now that is a whole new bunch o’ fun!