I am a natural born vixen. I grant men (and women) their fantasies and ultimate desires for the bargain price of $200 an hour. But, I do not sell sex. I am not a whore. I am your friendly, neighbourhood dominatrix.
The foot fetish freaks, the smoking enthusiasts, the latex lovers, armpit-lickers, whipping posts, inanimate objects and human pets all come to me because I am the best at what I do and they all know it.
I bring out the obedience in your husband, who comes home to you hungry and eager to please. If you notice the bruising on his behind, fear not as it is in your best interest. I relieve your boss’ stress; the high-powered corporate shark who is always breathing down your neck, becomes a snivelling little guppy at my heels. Thanks to me he’ll probably go easy on you during your next business day.
Although, every now and again, I’ll meet a silly little louse, a wimp, a maggot, a worm who wants a piece of me; who hopes to fuck me. He may fall in love or pretend to fall in love, he’ll start blasting off life-story emails and cyberstalking my networks all in order to cheap out and receive my attention free. You silly little pets, you are nothing but tools to me. You mean nothing. Realize this. You are rent. Tuition. A stepping stone. I am an asexual goddess, a high-priestess so you can forget about getting that filthy little appendage anywhere near me. I’m not tempted by your declarations of love, bumbling proposals or begging. Recess your efforts already, you’re embarrassing yourself. My rate is still $200 an hour. —I Am Temptress
This article appears in Aug 9-15, 2012.
I always say, every man needs a good thrashing from time to time lol! No really though, its all fun and games til one of those fucktards finds out where you live.
Hey maybe we can send the hub-unit with the porn computer to the Temptress and she can whip him into shape
how is this not a love?
all she’s saying is, “I’m awesome at doing weird shit some people like and won’t fuck you for money”.
If it’s a bitch about the annoying types you attract because of your profession…
welcome to Earth.
This ain’t the ad section.
Tim – It does sound like a troll for business, doesn’t it.
“I am not a whore.” – You take money to fulfill/gritify a sexual desire. My buddy doesn’t expect money from his girls, just obedience, he’s not a whore, but you are.
good for you honey!
Think of the wonderful stories you’ll have to tell your grandkiddies, OP.
$200 an hour sounds pretty reasonable
You may not be a whore, but you sure are boring, OP.
Wp
On second thought, you are a whore.
But so EDGY!
Yawn … sorry OB, what were you saying ?
” I am an asexual goddess, a high-priestess”
You’re an errand girl. Sent by grocery clerks to collect a bill.
i know someone who could use your service. seeing as he hasn’t had any nookie in fuck knows how long. but the thing is, it’ll have to be free for him. he is what you would call a pity case.
Natural born vixens:
http://cdn.crushable.com/files/2011/08/zma…
Pathetically embarrassing lump of suet pudding with reality issues:
http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2009/…
Now who’s zoomin’ who, Rosie?
A girls gotta eat.
well, since she berated him soundly in the post, he has to pay. this sounds like a billable posting. $200 is laughably cheap.
Sure, BlowMe… I bet you have a “friend” that needs a freebie from a hooker to get laid.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
http://www.shropshirestar.com/wp-content/u…
Oh, what’s the bloody point?
http://www.grouchyoldcripple.com/archives/…
Sounds like my dental hygienist is moonlighting.
Blah blah blah. Face it, you’re a hooker.
blow me, if she’s for real, your ‘friend’ (named Dick?) is still not going to get any nookie. she ain’t a hooker. the whole point of her job is to NOT have sex with the customers. she has to remain above it all, while the worms wiggle and thrash about, begging and snivelling at her feet. then she lifts one rubber stocking’d leg and presses the point of her stilletto heel with ever increasing pressure into his thigh. etcetera, etcetera, etcetera. if that passage excites anyone, go for it. she’s a bargoon at $200 an hour.
yeah molly i know that. but a guy has to be a bud sometime,right? and harper, yeah, he does, becausevhe is a big douchebag, just like you are.
Gary just admitted he has to pay for it because he’s a pity case.
Be-yewtiful!
Wp
All troll. No Bitch! Someone’s feeble attempt of a fantasy novel.
Bettie Page haircut, OB?
Wp
OP probably aspires to writing a bestseller called ’50 Shades of Lash Marks’ – bogus bitch.
Here’s the opening line: ‘She gazed into his eyes and noted the infestation of eyelash mites.’
Whores are just that ….. whores – does not need to be sexual …… an exchange for your time “on a date” is a whore!
This is the first lesson taught in Dominatrix school – which you apparently flunked – if it is sexually gratifying for one of the people involved and there is money exchanged then WHORE is the appropriate term!
Whip that with your holier-than-thou outlook on yourself.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7gpj5Q4…
Mom, is that you?
LOLOL! You dominatrixes are simply plain women who have no personal power and seek such through the “domination” of others, more men than not. You are NOT a “natural born vixen”.
Yes, you ARE a “whore” – you sell sexual gratification. Own that.
How sad to hear you’re asexual. But are you? You don’t seem to lack sexual attraction to others or show any lack of interest in sex… you engage in bondage, discipline (in sexual-fetish sense of the word), sadomasochism and/or BDSM. A dominatrix is, in a prevalent modern sense, a female dominant in S&M.
And using a web forum such as LTWWB to establish your dominance makes us all laugh!
Ooohhhh! Whip me! LOLOL!
Dumb cunt…
Well, Moll’s yes, an exchange for your time “on a date” is a whore! …. money and date with sexual gratification = whore!
Sluts do it just because 🙂
so koda, does the word ‘date’ have to be involved…or….any kind of time/service/activity in which money is exchanged and one party is getting their jollies?
Boooring…
Can I just say how much I hate the word “whore” when applied to sex workers? It sounds extremely degrading and condenscending.
I suppose working for it and giving it away freely are two different things.
If a woman is a stay at home mum she’s a “mother”;if she’s paid for it she’s called a maid.
“Can I just say how much I hate the word “whore” when applied to sex workers? It sounds extremely degrading and condenscending.”
Sex workers? You mean whores? The women who degrade themselves by fucking for money….yeah because someone who has zero respect for their body and the law need to be respected and treated just like everyone who works a normal job that doesn’t involve fucking random strangers. Hurr durr.
Not all sex worker’s lack morral’s.There are 101 reason’s why a woman sells her body,people shouldn’t judge.
Implying any of those 101 reasons other than being forced to is a legitimate excuse for being a whore.
Boru… one could say ( & I have before) that a stay at home mom is also a whore. She provides services to/for her husband, he provides for them both & any kids . Which begs the question of DINKS (dual income no kids) What does that make both of them ?
Smart says I ~;)
never said that at all wheelie. read again.
Eh, if you got it, might as well sell it. heh.
While I do think it’s sad when people are so desperate for sex that they have to resort to paying for it, I have no problem with prostitutes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYMnAUGFuG0
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It is what it is.
If I had to choose between me selling my ass or my child starving,my ass would be sold.
I’m with you there Boru.
Only now its gotten to be my kids & their kids as well.
Luckily I’m not quite there yet !
I know what you said, Magic Dingus.
Wp
Still threatening to have one of your imaginary cuckholds come here to beat me up? You life must really suck.
Wp
Is that last tooth in your mouth a point of pride, that it has somehow managed to hold on despite the loss of its brothers? And does it hurt that tooth when all the cock you suck bumps against it?