Last night, my roommate and I were biking down Robie Street when we spotted a paper bag on top of a bus stop bench. In the bag were two cans of cold, foreign beer. We returned home and enjoyed those beer on our front stoop. To whoever left them behind: thank you! You made the night of two hard-working gals. —TB
This article appears in Sep 13-19, 2012.


I think this could become a bitch for the poor chump that bought that beer.
Lol…The guy was so FN, he got on the bus forgetten’ his brews.
“HAY, WHERE’S MY GOTDANG BEER?”
>; )
Hard cheese for him, but great for you. That’s like putting on a coat you haven’t worn in a year and finding a crumpled tenner in the pocket.
…lol…”The guy was so FN high”.I meant to say.
I swear I wasn’t when I made that comment….lol
you sure he didn’t urinate on the top of the cans before baiting some unsuspecting victim?
Shit… I meant to throw out those bottles after I pissed in them. Sorry about that.