Yo, douchebag! I originally went to my window to see what your car looked like, in case I was so inclined to key it the next day but I thought the 2 and-a-half hours you spent desperately trying to dig your car out and fighting with your g/f was enough. I understand you didn’t buy winter tires this year. I mean, you had to pay for that shiteous sounding tunnel of an exhaust, right? Oh, and we can’t forget that hideous fucking tint job. THAT must of been pricey! So next year, if you still aren’t keen on buying winter tires, maybe you should sink your money into the hood of your toyota to give it some fucking balls. And hey, you MIGHT be able to resell it for four grand after!

—Sick of Squealing Exhaust

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  1. I will never figure out why people spend hundreds of dollars to make their car sound like a lawn mower. I see people all the time sitting at red lights, revving their engines because they think it sounds so goood, when really it just sounds silly. I bet they love the Fast And Furious Movies too.

  2. Agreed, no snow tires is not smart, Loud exhausts are annoying; Though I find the worst offenders to be Harleys, everyone seems to pick on the cars.

    Why doesn’t matter. Its just what some people like
    YES I went through a noisy exhaust/slow car phase, but it was fun, I learned alot and made some good friends.
    Now my car is quiet and much faster.

    I’m sure there’s something MOST people do that others could say ” I don’t know why people spend money/ make the effort” etc etc bla bla Maybe its poker, maybe clothes, maybe a big boomin stereo or video setup. Everyone has their thing.

  3. I live near a high school.

    There are no words to describe the pure joy I feel when idiots with their riced up cars with fart cans on the back fucking FAIL at winter driving.

  4. when I was little I lived behind a high school in a subdivision and before they put gates up fucktards used to think it’d be a GREAT idea to race through the parking lots at night and squeal their tires. LATE at night. It used to scare the bejeesus out of me and all the other kids on my street (most of the people who lived on the street had kids under 10 at that point)…and it only took the school board what? four years to put gates up (after countless noise complaints to cops from people in the neighbourhood) and another two to actually clue in and CLOSE the fucking gates at night? *eyeroll*

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