The next time you run a stop sign and gun out onto four lanes of traffic at 2:30pm on Robie Street, think twice…you actually lauged at me and asked me what was wrong with me because I flipped you the bird and yelled “what the fuck are you thinking” after you so ungraciously blew that stop sign and cut me off, putting my wellbeing in danger. Well guy, there is something wrong with YOU. The next time you try that shit with me I won’t be nice enough to tell you why I flipped you off like I did today when we met at the lights and you decided to pull up beside me to laugh (being a bully must have worked for you in the past). I have looked after too many ruined lives—people whose health and wellbeing have been seriously and forever compromised, because of asshole stunts like yours. What is wrong with me is that I am sick of outstandingly stupid people such as yourself who drive with their heads nestled firmly up their self-serving asses. Next time it won’t be just a bitch in The Coast, it will be a formal complaint made about your driving. —Someone Who Actually Gives a Crap About Driving Safely
This article appears in Aug 9-15, 2012.
another candidate for passive aggressive of the week, next time blah blah – there’s always a next time
Next time someone could end up dead because you let a next time happen. Call now.
BRO TIM, WERE YOU THE COP HE CUT OFF? BUT DRUNK FUCK GOT NAILED ANYWAY, HAHAHAHA, SERVES HIM RIGHT. HAULING ASS LIKE THAT, RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE COPS.
Just remember, dress shirt, jacket and tie are required when making a formal complaint.
The only thing that is worse than this, is the person saying “next time”. Not next time, this time.
I say fuck stupid drivers, smash into them when they pull stupid shit like this. They only do it because they can, and you let them do it. If they keep it up, they soon will become uninsurable.