I saw you see me. I saw you say something to your buddy, and laugh. I watched you speed up as you veered toward the huge puddle on the road beside where I was walking. Your intention was obvious. Trapped on the sidewalk by the snowbank to my left and unable to get out of the way, I braced myself.
The sound of your rim hitting the monster pothole hidden within that puddle was the most musical sound I have ever heard. Did you see me laughing as you stopped and got out of your car to inspect the damage? I sure hope you did.
—Fag in the Yellow Jacket
This article appears in Feb 5-11, 2009.
That’s awesome!
I hope the cunt got a shock.
At times like these, I love potholes.
BEST. BITCH. EVER.
I agree that just made my night
I agree that was the best !
Hilarious! Karma is a bitch.
Amazing. Poetic justice at it’s best.
Ha. Ha. Ha. People are dicks, maybe next time they wont be so eager to be dicks :).
This is brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. Yesterday was a banner day for the obnoxious sport of splash-the-pedestrian. Glad at least one asshole got what was coming to him.
Isn’t it glorious when the day finally comes?
bask in it.
Hahahahaha!! Fucking awesome! I HATE cocksuckers that do that on purpose. Generally speaking it tends to be rich-bitch kids driving a car that either belongs to or was given to them by mummy and daddy. Hopefully the asshole had to go home and explain why his shit got fucked up!
Looks like some mechanic going to make a few hundred dollars.
I love it. You should have beat the shit out of prick, to really fuck his day. Make him think of how much of an idiot he is laying on a hospital bed
A whole bunch of awesome.
But Never Wrong, how the hell did you make this about kids from wealthy families?? Did you also post the I-hate-rich-kids-because-they-get-to-travel-and-I-don’t drivel?
These kinds of remarks always say much more about the puerile resentments of the commenter than they do about their targets. You’re really showing your tits.