Great job stupidly giggling at each others’ jokes, using funny voices and generally acting like a pair of sugar-high 12-year-olds. I know you’re in love and the world is just, like, so awesome, but maybe when you’re in a room full of sick people who have been waiting over two hours to see a fucking doctor you could show a touch of decorum. —You Dress Like Morons Too
This article appears in Mar 18-24, 2010.


OMG…. there should be a sign on the door of the doctor’s office saying, “Leave Your Happiness Outside…” I’m sure you did your best to emit misery upon the rest of the waiting room. You know, maybe the world IS awesome to these two people.
And to be truthful, there are only one or two legitimately “sick” people in any one waiting room at a time.
jeeeeeaaaaalous
Someone isn’t getting any….
that shit can be annoying at times. especially if you have no reading material or distractions so you have to listen to a couple of chuckleheads being corny as hell.
jonno’s righttttttt. WAY too many people go to the doc for the stupidest reasons. That’s what’s WRONG with healthcare — people abuse the system. I’m not saying I’d like to see co pays on general office visits, but it sure as hell would stop people from going every time they have a little cough and it would free up some space for those who are really sick and really do need to see a doctor (because HOW many times have you been really sick and had to wait hours in a doc’s office or waited weeks to get in to see your family doc because there are too many patients wanting to see the doc and not enough time?).
Also: sadly, a lot of doc’s offices have gotten rid of reading material during the h1n1 outbreak…so maybe these people were bored out of their minds? And not all people who go to the doctor are “miserable”…I have a standing appointing every three months with mine to review my bloodwork I get every three months, and I’m usually not in a bad mood when I go to see the doc. In fact, I usually end up chatting with other patients there who are also not miserable as shit. So lighten up a little, OP!
Who knows, maybe this couple just found out they were pregnant……. Not all trips to the doctor’s office need to be for negative reasons… I used to LOVE going to the doctor’s office in the buildup to my daughters’ births. It was actually exciting so I can imagine how big the smile was on my face while waiting to go in and hear their heartbeats again……
dawww jonno that’s so sweet =)
…taken from the lobby of the NS Hospital’s mental ward.
Maybe they were going to see the doctor for a 3 some????
What they should be wet blankets because you’re sick and miserable? Try being happy for them and less miserable.
Why are we all in freaking italics?
if I wake up from the anesthetic with my pants unbuttoned…
I’m not paying…
lighten up op, sheesh…..
If you don’t watch it, OP, you’re gonna end in a purple and orange crocheted hat with a pom the size of a pug dog, swiping and swearing at parked cars.
sure o.p., doctor’s offices are fun, what all the shit you can catch going there. go for a headache, come away with swine flu.
Its always the single people who complain about people in love and showing it.
Hopefully you were there for an enema.
hey zZz you’re not anti dentite are you?
“you dress like morons too” what they had underwear on their heads? poopypants? sarkowsky crystal crotch?
wah wah wah Stop being happy?
Bring headphones and blinders next time and let the happy people be.