Why are you always tired and with a headache? And, what kind of excuse is that, btw? You just lay there and let me do all the work. —Brick Layer
This article appears in May 24-30, 2012.
To my wife, the brick
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SJNIY
It’s that got-dang “50 Shades of Grey” to blame, I tell ya what.
http://0.tqn.com/d/animatedtv/1/0/a/1/kohS…
Get a new wife.
Maybe you’re not that good in bed. She could be totally turned off by the whole idea of having sex with you, making her act the way she does.
Just speculation, of course.
Maybe she finds you repulsive ….. didn’t see that “fat flap” happening? She doesn’t like it either ……
Sounds like you’ve bored the poor thing to death with your ‘Plow and Pop’ methods – go pound off in a half pound of baby beef liver and leave the poor woman alone.
“plow and pop” ftw
Try one of these to spice things up.
http://crystalmoth.com/pictures/060909/fun…
LOL sounds like she’d rather fuck BOB than you, dude.
The above posters are right: you probably suck ass in bed.
And not in a good way, either.
The implied statement from PK is that she likes a little tongue in the bum from time to time. Not judging, but that’s borderline poo play and that breaks my rule :
Nothing Brown
Come on ‘Zilla, live a little! You eat people and burn down cities, but you won’t stick your finger up a girls butt?
No wonder your sex is as exciting as boinking a brick.
Nah, zilla. I’m not into bum play.
might be time to work skinamax into your monthly budget.
That’s women for ya’!
Maybe the wife is actually just a bitch. There’s always that. Maybe she doesn’t love him anymore and sticks around because it’s “easier”.
On the off chance that you have more skill than a cheap sex toy and she isn’t trying to give you the brushoff, maybe you might want to show some spousal concern over her having constant fatigue and headaches and suggest a trip to the doctor. Then she might get better, and you might know if she’s faking.
Also, you sound disgusting.
I hope to Optimus this is a troll.
that’s because she’s too tired, after i get done with her. by the way, you are a dead fuck, or so i have been told.
Make a recurring date night–whether it’s weekly, bi weekly or whatever. Then stop humping her leg on an ‘off’ day.
and a brick is a good thing, btw…
British: informal, a generous, helpful, and reliable person.
and another thing, OB:
to ‘lay’ is to place or put
to ‘lie’ is to rest or recline
Here’s a little rhyme to help you remember “When I lie in bed, I lay my head”
thanks teach^^
Maybe the wife’s asleep while dude is doing this.
sleepy/headache eh..at least it’s original
Maybe she’s switched teams, lately does she REALLY, REALLY love the smell and taste of Tuna?
Your wife is a furniture store? I don’t understand.
Oh and I love a little bum play though I’m not a crack addict. (ahahaha I kill me)
this diagram should help
http://www.calobrace.com/images/diagram-cl…
You people ‘crack’ me up.
she’s getting plowed by someone else dude..