To my ‘Stewie’

Or does he sound like Rex Harrison, perhaps?

OP, that’s no way to refer to Utøya, Norway!

No their not. It’s MY Island. Come vist, spend all your money but then kindly go away! The ad reads “Come Play on my Island” not “Come STAY on my Island”….lol* (see below) And I never said they claimed it was “their Island”. That was my response to them. It’s MY Island. It’s a well documented fact that unless you are born there, you will NEVER be an Islander. You could be born in Caribou NS in the line up waiting to board the ferry to PEI and then spend the rest of your natural life there, you are still not considered a true Islander. The same holds true if you were born in PEI but then moved away and lived out your life somewhere else…you will always be an Islander. Just the way it is. The way it’s always been.
*(For the record, I don’t REALLY feel this way. It’s just my way of poking fun of the die hard redfoots -or is that redfeet?- who don’t take kindly to strangers or any significant change in general. What I don’t like is the fact that my home is being parcelled up, packaged and sold to the highest bidders from around the world at the expense of some of the richest, most fertile farmland on earth. This is happening at an alarming rate. This coupled with the fact that PEI loses, on average, approx 6 feet of coastline due to erosion per year, lets just say that there won’t be much of “MY Island” left when I’m ready to retire back home. I know the OB didn’t say that they were building a new home, it could be an existing one, and for all I know, the OB or their significant other could be a fellow redfoot like me, so, yeah, it’s a little unfair of me but it was just my way to protest, for lack of a better word, in a semi-fun way.) Now, get off MY Island, Dammit! Before I shoot you with my potato gun.