Please. Please. Please do up your belt before you leave the bathroom.
This is far too common a sight these days, especially at night at the bar. It’s really gross. Everyone knows what you went in there to do, we don’t need to see you finishing up the job. Plus, you’re just proving to the world that you didn’t wash your hands after using a public bathroom and are now going to share pitchers and fries or whatever with your friends and put your dick cheese piss hands all over everything. Just finish putting your pants on IN the bathroom. —Humanity
This article appears in Jun 17-23, 2010.
yeah o.p., but do you always look at guys zipping up their meat. seems to me, that you shouldn’t be looking at that shit, unless you’re a female, or gay.
I despise people that don’t wash their hands after using the washroom. Whether it’s a man or woman, young or old, rich or poor. Savages.
I don’t know where you’re from…but We don’t piss on our hands where I’m from.
I was taught to wash my hands BEFORE handling my cock.( a penis is much smaller)
If i pissed all over my hands afterward, I’m sure I would wash afterwards
I think your a bit anal and need to chill. If you don’t like people doing up there belt, well don’t fucking look.
i thought i as the only person who noticed that! i didn’t wanna say nothing about it. because people would be like ‘why are you looking?”
A belt buckle must be among the filthiest articles of clothing on a person! Think about it: you wipe your bum, getting all the fecal matter on your hands from that, then do up your belt buckle, then flush the toilet, then wash your hands. The belt buckle oftentimes strikes the floor with your pants pulled down while sitting on the toilet, too.
And if you wear a cool belt like I do, you have a lot of people coming up and saying “ooohhh that’s a cool belt, can I see”?
The OP is just ticked off that he/she didn’t get the chance to suck on what being held back by the belt 🙂
How the hell do people get poop on their hands when they wipe? I just don’t get it. Eeeeww. I think there’s a “you’re doing it all wrong” segment for this somewhere, lol.
Are you sure it was his belt and not his dried up decayed meat?
q, I would think shoe laces are just as filthy..
though, yeah, I think you’re doing it wrong if you’re getting shit all over your hands…you know you can use more than one square at a time, right?
the perforations aren’t the restricted amount per use… it’s more for convenience.
OP, you can’t rely on other people to not be gross. As nice as it would be, it’s not happening. The only thing keeping slightly to extremely germaphobic people from staying in their houses 24/7 is the fact that they are unaware of all the disgusting things people do without washing their hands later. They beat off, pick their noses, pimples, chew on their nails etc, but they do it in private… ignorance is bliss. So just be clean yourself, and don’t worry about it. It’s not something you can control.
And watch those episodes of Mythbusters where they test double dipping, runny noses, and fecal matter in toothbrushes. It’ll either make you feel better or infinitely worse.
Obviously OP doesn’t think people are pissing on their hands or getting clumps of shit on them when they wipe. It’s just this kind of primitive logic that justifies not washing your hands after using the washroom, “d’UH, I can’t see nuthin’ on my hands, they must be clean!” Anyone thinking like this after the invention of the microscope is a tool.
The question shouldn’t even be about wiping, it should be about all the surfaces you touch while in the bathroom like the stall handle, the stall lock, the flush lever, the sink facet control, and the doorknob. You get more germs from touching them than you do from wiping your ass.
That said, you should wash your hands after using the washroom and to avoid getting sick but even so you can’t ward off the occasional dick-cheese-piss even if you’re a hermit. Germs are everywhere, learn to live with them.
More – has it right.
(most) people get up have a shower put on clean clothes and head out for the day (MOST PEOPLE). They then are touching door knobs, steering wheels, doors, money, etc… then sooner or later they will have to pee. So prior to peeing everyone should wash their dirty hands before touching the one thing left on the body that is clean. Then wash afterwards, Bathrooms are not the most germ free areas.
This post is definitely not about germs at all. It’s just the point that everyone’s focusing on. Why has it become acceptable for men to parade out of a washroom into a public restaurant/pub/bar still doing up their pants from the piss they just took, and adjusting their crotches? It’s revolting.
Order of Operations:
1. Undo Belt
2. Undo zipper and button
3. Pee
4. Do up button and zipper
5. Wash Hands
6. Do up belt 🙂
I adjust my belt occasionally during the day and would prefer it doesn’t get dirty pee hands on it. Belts can be dirty if you don’t be careful.
Can you guess who here doesn’t give BJs?
= D
all I have to say is: LOL dick cheese piss hands what a description!
After reading this I’m scared to go for a wizz
islary— and staring at some skank’s camel toe is so much better. Women can be just as bad.
A mini-wedgie does not compare to smegma coodies.
at least gross camel toe lady has her clothes all the way on! be it too far on… but on!
if you’re undoing the zipper… why fuss with the belt and button at all? isn’t that what the fly is for?
Good point, zZz…
I guess this bitch is actually addressed only to the men who poop–you pee-ers can relax.
Unless you’re the type of pee-ers who need to get naked whenever they use the toilet.
islary– So a belt doesn’t mean all the clothes are on? You do know that a belt in a lot of cases is purely ornamental, right?
Kim— If a guy has smegma all over his hands after taking a leak, he’s been doing more than taking a leak, and he’ll wash his hands after that (or I hope they would).
A guy coming out of the bathroom doing up his belt is nothing; it’s like a chick adjusting her bra strap. He doesn’t have his dick hanging out or anything.
like George Castanza who needs to take off his shirt too…?!?!?!?
do people like that really exist?
man pants in general, we’re nit picking about words… this is so weird, I can’t believe people are getting so defensive about the statement “I think when men come out of the bathroom still doing up their pants is gross”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfYYDGZOlMY…
And I think that women who come out of the bathroom with camel toe are gross. That’s an equally idiotic statement.
If you’re in the act of sharing food, show some common decency.
Guys and booze make for the worst offender. Ladies, you should see our facilities in some of the downtown clubs and bars by the end of a night. In two words. Pigs. Gross.
Enough said…. I guess you & I are the only ones who know how to do it right.
Oh, by the way what are 2 of the filthiest things many people handle each & every day & never think about ?
A key board.
A cell phone.
You touch either of those things & when you’re done you really should wash your hands (and your ear !)
refined sugar: I once asked a guy friend how many guys did he notice wasing their hands in the bar washroom one night and he estimated about 2%! Women represent the exact opposite with about 98% washing their hands after using the facilities.
Whether handling one’s genitals to urinate, wiping one’s butt or touching anything to do with the bathroom hand-washing is a must! There was a guy in the grocery store today with hygiene standards that would gag a ragged maggot but he was happily applying whatever genital grossness he accumulated on his grubby fingertips all over whatever he touched at the store. Just something for all the grape samplers to think about:)
I can think of 3 males I know who strip to use the toilet–2 of them are under 10 years old, of course = p
Op specified head cheese (smegma).
The 98% of females who wash their hands are fighting a losing battle if they are inhabiting the same space as the 98% of males who do not. Considering such statistics and what we are told about germs, shouldn’t we all be sick or dead? Hmm.
Kim_NS: It is less to do with statistics and germs and more to do with the ickiness of other people’s smegma/urine/feces being readily supplied for imposition upon others. Ickiness and imposition of one’s ickiness upon others better defines my issue with non-hand-washers.
the most filthy thing people use everyday is money, in all forms. keyboards are either used only by you, or a cel phone. if you let someone else use either, then that is your own damn fault for letting it get skanky. but money is THE worst offender.
Yes, as a man the key issue is to protect your meat. Men do dirty jobs. There are a million nightmare scenarios for industrial and scientific workers.
Wash your hands as necessary BEFORE taking a leak.
If your dick is so dirty that you need to wash your hands after taking a whiz then I think you might need a good long hot shower or bath more regularly. (One where you scrub everywhere well every two days will do the trick.)
Actually, all the above is just as true for women I expect.
oldhand’s hygienic standards and bathroom habits are either troll-posts or cringe-worthy truths. On the assumption of authenticity I must respond.
Ignorance is bliss, I guess. There is so much wrong about this post I don’t know where to start, but here goes:
Who’d-a-thunk industrial and scientific professions were limited to the male gender?
Wash your hands BEFORE handling your genitals if you want but a 2 day unwashed dick’s nastiness being spread on surfaces outside the bathroom is a choice I’d opt out of if given one and don’t appreciate someone else imposing it upon me.
Day 2 after the shower does not a clean body make. The end of Day 1 of the shower is when the cleanliness expiration date is up. Some people don’t even make it that far.
Women’s hygienic standards differ vastly from men as any man who has ever experienced a week long monthly bloodshed from his genitals can attest to.
‘Yes, as a man the key issue is to protect’ others from the dick nastiness which belongs in your pants, not spread, via your unwashed dirty dick-touching hands onto every surface touched in your vicinity.
LIFE SUCKAGE: that other form of money, debit card keypads are nasty too! And touch screens like the one’s where you select photo prints (where the screens illuminate the fingerprints so you can see some degree of the contamination) are pretty dirty too.
smegma ? ? ?
I had to look it up .
They removed my foreskin when I was very young .
I can say i have never noticed anything like that .
aaah more is a helmet head not an anteater. rawk
geeeeeeez man…. TMI.
oldhand… you don’t shower every day?
seriously? aren’t you going to get a bit nasty once the warm weather hits?
not that winter’s any better because you’re always bundling up and keeping all that sweat good and locked in.
More, buddy. In all honesty, that’s more than I ever wanted to know.
Here’s your hat, what’s your hurry.
People think WAY too much into germs, EVERYHTING IS COVERED IN GERMS go get some hand sanitizer you wimps.