Peanut butter and body odor?! Really? That’s the best you can do? I’m sure that you’d want people to take heed to your potentially-deadly-allergies too, so suck it up and buy some other condiment to lather on your bread. As for body odor, FUCK, I’d rather smell someone’s pungent pits than your aptly named EAU-DE-TOILET. That chemical-ridden-shit is what really stinks.
How about this for a bitch: We are living in a world which is entirely doomed. We have essentially come to expect that the world’s coming to an end. Either the Mayan’s were right, or we’re the ones at fault (I’m sure it’s the latter) due to our COMPLETE DISREGARD for the planet. We’ve come to terms with our demise, and have also given-up entirely on our own personal health. The “food” we eat is laden with pesticides and lacking in any real nutrients.
I could go on, about all the morbid shit in our newspapers, for example. Headlines from around the world which could all be summarized by saying: WE’RE FUCKED. Even the most conscious of us can’t seem to escape the chaos we’ve surrounded ourselves with.
So, GROW THE FUCK UP. Get over your useless mellow dramas and BITCH about something worthwhile. —Peanut Butter, My Ass
This article appears in Sep 13-19, 2012.
Suddenly my problems seem so trivial. I guess I dare not write a bitch about not being able to find a purse to match these f’n shoes!
On another note, I’m going to build an ark and buy some waterwings :-I
I’m Troodon Formosus and I approve of this message. (Even though I didn’t write it.)
Oh, please.
We’re going to end eventually, but the planet will go on.
Just because there are bigger things to be afraid of doesn’t mean we can’t or shouldn’t bitch about the smaller things, you fucking drama queen.
I don’t want to smell b.o. or kill a kid with peanut butter.
Sooky baby.
Wp
my cat’s breath smells like chicken
even in all the bleakness, I can still take pleasure in one small thing….
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I pay no heed to the don’t use scented products propaganda. I still purchase and use daily three different expensive perfumes. I think it smells a lot better than those natural no scents crap the tree huggers use. Check out any public washroom today and even the hospitals. They don’t use scented products to clean or disinfect anymore hence the smell of an outdoor shithouse. Funny thing, they never heard of such nonsense in Florida. When you buy stuff from nice shops they Actually spray the bag with a beautiful spray scent. Nice touch. Men who wear nice cologne, aftershave, again nice touch. No, me, I don’t even pretend to pay heed to the bs about scented products.
Ms Dog, have you ever seen anyone hugging a tree. Seriously, who are these tree huggers, where are they, and what trees are they hugging?
to many times have i had the misfortune to be downwind of some of these idiots that like to smell like a french whore. male andfemale both. the way i see it is that if you are drenched in colone or perfume, you are covering up something worse.
pits i can handle, but a stinky cunt or ass is a nono. there are those here that seem to go out of their way to smell nice, but wind of smelling worse that someone with shit in their drawers.you know who you are. and then there is the other pretentious assholes that think they are all this and that, but are worse than anything or anyone else.
i don’t care what the fuck you look like or smell like, i look past that crap, and go for the inner being, as some should do. but for the fuck of me, i can’t stand people like that. here is a perfect world, and we are all imperfect. so, don’t think that you are better than me, and i won’t think you are better than dog shit. that is an anology of the thing. or in other words, don’t put yourself on a podium extolling your high and mighty ideals. be yourself o.p., fuck everyone else./ whether this bitch is about you or not, don’t give into demands that are unreal. people smell, they drink, they smoke, they do all kinds of shit. be you, be real, be human, and fuck the rest. this has been a message from a smoking toothles, pissy smelling fucker that hates douchebags and baggettes. talk to me o.p.
Wogdog – you clearly have never had a coughing, sneezing, wheezing allergy or asthma attack brought on by someone’s scented products.
Mot of them are not made with “natural” ingredients, they’re made with chemicals which mimic the smell of natural ingredients.
There are scented products out there without all the extra shit in them that cause allergy and asthma attacks, but people don’t use them in favour of the “environmentally friendly all natural crap”, most of which are neither because there are no regulations on what you have to do to call your products “environmentally friendly”, “natural” or “organic”.
Check out the Lung Associations list of actual scent-free and lung friendly products. it’s very long and includes a lot of brands people actually like… without the gag-inducing scent of “I just bathed in my eau de toilette, powdered myself with scented talcum, and sprayed on my $600/oz eau de parfum before locking myself in an elevator with you”.
We have a woman here in our scent free office who literally bathes in Chanel #5. You can smell her from outside the building. I shit you not. There are at least 4 people who work here who literally gag when she walks by, but she says “It’s all natural, so it fits with our policy.”
No. No it’s not, and it doesn’t. And when 4 of us have to leave for the day every time you walk into the downstairs portion of our office, HR notices.
Ob, I agree with you on everything except the body odor. I’m terrible with bad smells. No smell is so much better.
“mellow dramas” ? That’s a good one. I love it but maybe I’m just being melodramatic (overly dramatic). So would a mellow drama be low-key drama?
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this has been a message from a smoking toothles, pissy smelling fucker
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It’s very thoughtful for you to write that and save the wear and tear on my typing fingers.
Thank you! 🙂
Wp
You can feel free to read any of the other millions of websites and blogs out there OP. Or offer us some sort of solution to all these great world problems you speak of. Otherwise you’re just a pissing moaner like the rest of us. That peanut butter bitch was stupid though.
If you spray scents on, your masking your true scent which someone(if your single) may be attracked to.Some say if the scent of your pheromones are masked you may not find mr. or mrs. right.
Shit on Mr Right Boru. If he is that attracted to human stink he ain’t Mr Right. Like I said, in the States you hear VERy little about the ‘environmental illness’. Why? Because it is BS. All it really is is a shot at a disability pension, which I KNOW personally a few who were successful on it. Yet they have no trouble smoking! Go figure. Yeah give me a nice shot of perfume, channel or otherwise instead of a person who exudes an aroma of perspiration because they can’t or don’t want to use deodorant. Give me a friggin break! Sounds like the same shit they threw around when they went berserk on the smokers and the people who wore a nice fur coat. Tree Huggers. They’re out there. I don’t call them that. you don’t want to know what I call them.
OB … you don’t have to worry about the pesticides…. I was looking at a couple of soups on sale today …33 % salt in tomato soup, 34% in celery soup !
What they have for salt contnet in some of those pre cooked meals should be criminal.
We are being poisoned by a completely unnecessary additive in our food, huge amounts of salt.
We can get by with 625 milligrams a day,yet one tablespoon of soya sauce has more than 3 days worth of salt ! over 2100 ml ! !
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_much_sodium_…
So if you want to get upset OB about poison in your food, there’s the real problem !
Wow you are cranky OB. The world’s been fucked for centuries. After WWI people thought it was all over, then again after WWII when the nukes were flying. I predict the world will still be going in 2100, 2200, etc. But many people like you will still be screaming that we’re all fucked and its all coming to an end. I think sometimes people like you are kind of HOPING it comes to an end because you just cant imagine yourself dead and everything just continuing on, as if you werent important at all.
I can picture you being quite at home in the good old U.S.of A, Woggie. Regardless of what they say in that mecca of reflection and thoughtfulness called Florida, there is environmental illness. You don’t believe in carcinogens? Have you heard of allergies, asthma? You’re a carcinogen denier? An anaphylactic reaction to a chemical whether from an insect or an aspirin is all in the person’s head?
People have a scale of reactions to chemicals, be it severe or mild. The mild reactions are sensitivities to things like cigarette smoke and perfume. I won’t get started on free radicals and how they can change the chemistry of one’s own cells to precancerous.
I’m assuming you’re doing a bit of trolling here Woggie, you may even be a regular in disguise but in case you’re not, you should cut those “sensitive” folks some slack.
Hey Trodon: I am mainly referring to scents. That is bullshit. I know of a couple people claiming Environmental Illness and sit on their ass at home smoking like a trooper and hauling in the big bucks. They say, ‘I’ll never work another day in my life’. Yeah those are the ones I am referring to. Most of it is in their head, sad to say. Since when did Env Ill become such a big thing? When it became a paying disability thats when. Again. Bullshit!
I am, by no means, anti-scent, but there are selected perfumes that will guarantee me an instant migraine. Some don’t bother me at all, some make my head feel like it’s in a vice. So, yes, chemical sensitivity is not an imaginary phenomenon.
I love a nice, light scent. Unfortunately, there are people out there who can’t tolerate even the softest of perfumes, lest they end up feeling like shit. I think if people are going to wear scents, at least try not to bathe in it. Too much is just too overpowering for the senses.
I work in the hospital, where they have a no-scent policy, but there is one thing I will not sacrifice. I refuse to wear non-scented deodorant or use non-scented hair products.
^^^ I guess that’s two things…I need coffee!!!
O yeah I agree, too much would gag a maggot for sure. But no, I would rather smell a nice perfume/after shave for men/deodorant, etc than the reeking body odor you have to put up with. For crying out loud there is always good old soap and water. But they wont even use that . Yuck. I HATE bad smells. Period.
Deodorant wasn’t widely used until the 1950s and other perfumed product well after that. Did people stink? I doubt it, the frame of reference could have been different then but there is no historical record of pong amongst the masses in the past. We’ve set our olfactory standards fairly high these days to an unnatural level. Smells affect the memory centre in our brains so our reaction to them may be unconcious and irrational i.e. some teenager wearing Hai Karate pushed me down when I was a little kid so I hate the smell of that stuff.
That said, perfumed product have some unhealthy crap in them. There’s a lady at work that slathers on the perfume and it burns my eyes. I squint when I talk to her. She must think I’m trying to be Clint Eastwood. The eyes burn to produce tears and expel foreign bodies.
I understand how people could have a super-sensitivity to them just short of an allergy. I can imagine that some do exploit the system as Wogdog alluded to but, in the long run, I believe “no scents” does make sense.
I should mention that I do not have any allergies or environmental illnesses. I just don’t like to smell manufactured product whether it be gasoline, paint, plastic because if I can smell it, that means the free radicals and God- knows- what molecules have already entered my body. I don’t trust manufacturing standards necessarily when it comes to the safety of the public. It’s all about the bottom line. Cheaper is better and if we can’t make cheaper here we’ll import it from China.
TROodon: You worry too much about the free radical stuff. You will live till you die. Period. I wonder if the rest of your life reflects the high values you place on ‘additives and chemicals’. They’re everywhere, in food, in drink, in clothing, in the nice shit they spray on lawns so people can sit back and admire green grass, in the atmosphere. Personally, I would rather smell a little disinfectant than someone’s shit in a public washroom and the hospitals today stink so bad like piss and crap that i can hardly stand to goin for bloodwork. Years ago when they used the real disinfectants we never heard much about the flesh eating bacterias that invade the hospitals today. Nah, I really think it is an overkill, like the fur coats, and the cigarettes (for those who want to smoke). Political correctness gone awry.
I found a purse to match my shoes! Oh, wait…that’s a love, not a bitch 🙂
Fur coats? Don’t get me started on that. Yes, I think we put too much chemical crap on our lawns as well. Maybe I am a chemophobe but I think one has to be vigilant. No, not all chemicals are harmful but many are if consumed in large enough quantities or if exposed to them for a long-enough time.
Flesh-eating disease was first diagnosed during the American Civil War so it’s not all that new. It’s certainly come to the forefront lately because it’s a newsworthy disease especially with the public’s appetite for sensational stories. A bacteria that releases toxins to undermine the integrity of skin and muscle literally tearing a hole in people. Scary stuff.
Chill Trodon Chill
Oh I’s chilled! Just a topic near and dear.
trood, you don’t like smelling gasoline? mmm, I love that smell.
It is added afterward so that we can detect a gas leak….
I wonder if I can get just a bottle of the additive?
and if it’s (invariable extremely) toxic?