Dear completely anonymous health food store, that time when you hired a complete troll to work for you was disdainful but forgivable. You couldn’t have known. But, your actions as of late are inexcusable. Firing exceptional long-term employees with no just cause while keeping incompetent lower waged new hires on to fatten your bulging pockets is disgusting. Our time on this organic spinning planet is short enough without your incompetent and inhuman corporate ruling style. Also, you’re really short. —Lefty Lucy
This article appears in Mar 31 – Apr 6, 2011.


hmmmm, someone seems pissed to be dissed. oh well o.p., life does go on, and will continue to do so. even if you aren’t working at your cushy little nutso job, in a nutso store. organic indeed, orgasmic sounds a lot better. is i right guys?
sounds like the place to me…”you’re really short” that’s telling them
And this is why capitalism will always prevail
http://www.kryptonitekollectibles.com/imag…
MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
OP, all businesses are in it to make money, so they cut costs wherever they can. Even if that means bringing in cheap labor, like those Mexicans that NS farmers import to pick apples, etc in Nova Scotia and then ship back.
“mucho deniro”?
http://img.listal.com/image/402677/600full…
is that from ‘raging bull’ colonel?
Yup.
“Also, you’re really short.” Now that’s really going to hurt them.
Hey Lefty, if you’re such a socialist why are you shopping at a place that charges more than most everyone else.
Ever notice the lefties/environmentalists/health nuts go on and on about captialism yet will pay an arm and a leg for the things you need. Shit, they’re ripping each other off, then have the gall to complain about prices at Sobeys/Loblaws. Now who are the real naive ones.
evian water is naive spelled assbackwards
I have a sudden craving for samosas, the ones there are quite yummy.
i like those too chickpeasis. i go to local source to get meat for the bear
http://www.sho.com/site/ptbs/episodes.do?e…
http://www.ihatepeacocks.com/resources/sou…
This is a bitch? Short? Wow, hippies bitch green. Later, gonna get me some steak, mmmmm, steak, rare! LMFAO!
This is going to be a flippin good day. Kool FM just played my request for 99 Luftballoons – English version unfortunately but it’s all good.
Screeeeeeeee! >: )
i like that song too my col., always have. holy shit, does that make me a nazi now????
OMFG – Now they’re playing “Mull of Kintyre” by Paul McCartney. You’d be surprised how many army brats wound up giving that LP to their dads for Christmas in 1977. Didn’t matter if they dismissed the Beatles as a bunch of dope smoking, hairy krishna, British pansies – once they heard the pipes, they were hooked.
Merry Christmas Dad. >: )
the next time your by the shoppe colonel, i’ll play the german version
Vielen Danke, Agonizmusmaedchen. Set your phasers to Swoon:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqelT899Q-8
the happy hardcore version?
Lazy radio station, bad DJ, bad.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQYQTFudrqc
And she’s still hawt.
Jawohl, Herr Ordnungspolizieoffizier.