This is yet another smoking bitch… ‘cept I’m gonna direct it at the people who made the Smoke-Free Places Act. You do remember who you are right? The ones who in their sanctimonious ways figured that if there was no smoking on Capital Health property, within 6m of an entrance, in bars and restos, et cetera. then the public health would be not at risk to second-hand smoke. Well let me tell you…I can’t ride a bus without sucking up tobacco fumes (they use the shelters to stay dry at the bus terminals), I can’t enter the front door of the QEII without holding my breath or walking through the shrubs, because they line the sidewalk and everywhere else I have to go. Sidewalks are infested with them. Why? Because you made them smoke outside, where the rest of us are. Sheee-it. Least in smoking rooms I could actually avoid them…now I am stuck sucking it up. —ferretgurl
This article appears in Nov 15-21, 2012.


boo hoo
Think first… before closing off main traffic arteries, surrounding a building with Halifax’s finest, and attempting to negotiate with an empty house.
And if the house wasn’t empty with an armed suspect?
wow. I’m sorry your life isn’t perfect. That the universe doesn’t always perfectly adapt itself to your needs. That must really suck…. You should give lectures to starving africans about how much it sucks to live in a place that tries to accommodate the majority.
You’re absolutely right, BroTim. It’s only funny after the fact, when no one ends up being inside.
I just pictured the negotiator, surrounded by cops, talking to an empty house for three hours. I work with a guy who lives on that street. When he tried to leave, not knowing what was going on outside, the cops told him to go hide in his basement.
It just seems like that particular scenario got blown way out of proportion.
You’re absolutely right, BroTim. It’s only funny after the fact, when no one ends up being inside.
I just pictured the negotiator, surrounded by cops, talking to an empty house for three hours. I work with a guy who lives on that street. When he tried to leave, not knowing what was going on outside, the cops told him to go hide in his basement.
It just seems like that particular scenario got blown way out of proportion.
And if the house wasn’t empty with an armed suspect?
I figured another smokers bitch was okay to derail.
Also, you aight, Furious?
lols
he’s fine he’s a wabble wouser
Thank you for the concern Captain. I’m alright I guess. Havn’t really been myself the past couple days. Think that Nukka character really rubbed off on me. I feel like he’s influencing everything I say.
It’s like Transformers and Go-bots.
Oh my god, I didn’t type that.
Yes, you did dip quite deeply into the Darkside, Darth Furious.
Do you mean that you didn’t type that Furious or do you mean that you didn’t mean to type that? Is Nukka still there?
yep honey, you have to suck it up. because you were one of those snotty bitches who wanted it that way. live the fuck with it. i do not normally smoke inside a shelter thing, but if it’s pouring out, then fuck you. more so if i’m waiting for a bus that seems to ever come. and we all know which one that is.
i smoke and have tried quitting on a number of times, but thanks to big brother gubment, it’s fucking hard. i have tried just about everything, including hypno therapy
so if you want to call the asses stupid, look in the mirror first, you will see one.
Nukka is just a little hurt in the butt from the trolling that was effed into his a on the thread where he revealed and revelled in his zany prank. He has taken on my avatar and name in an attempt at revenge. In short, he mad. He jelly. He is attempting relevance by impersonating me, not realising that I too am irrelevent. How many likes does it take…to feel loved? Carry on Nukka. Lets see whatcha got.
^^ getting stale there, FS. the horse is dead already.
” i do not normally smoke inside a shelter thing, but if it’s pouring out, then fuck you. more so if i’m waiting for a bus that seems to ever come.”
Yet another shelter commandeered by another self-entitled smoker. When you own the shelter you get to rule it, until then, you are in the wrong. Deal with it.
“i smoke and have tried quitting on a number of times, but thanks to big brother gubment, it’s fucking hard.”
No denying it’s hard to quit smoking, but many do. Failure to do so means not enough will-power is being applied. Exactly how the government is in control of a person’s will-power remains a mystery, so go ahead and enlighten us.
Why should non-smokers have to stand in the rain because some self-entitled twit wants to convert the shelter into their own personal smoking lounge? I have seen a mom with a young child waiting outside in the rain because some “gubment” victimized smoker insists upon their perceived right to use a public (non-smoking designated) shelter as their own personal space.
Oh, wait, you weren’t serious were you? Just trolling. In that case disregard my rant.
So hold your breath while you walk past the smokers if they are that offensive. Get a life.
“Exactly how the government is in control of a person’s will-power remains a mystery, so go ahead and enlighten us.”
CHEMTRAILS!!!
Hey, Tim. What’s with a cop wandering around peeking in peoples windows? In order to notice someone in a house with a weapon at 3:00am, that cop must have been violating some privacy/harrassment laws. This is why people resist slackening the laws surrounding privacy and probable cause.
Chemtrails are real asshole.
http://bigrab.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/…
Those chemtrails could force you to perform wanton acts of carnality, eh Boghog?
That would explain much, F.S.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wHWUT6JY2o
Love that Chicken Lady. And now for no reason:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7Sl48ow5PQ
Fuck Yeah – who hasn’t wanted to do that at one time or another.
And for the same reason, I refuse to loan anyone my pen…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cy0UpRIncYM
30 Helens agree: Best show ever.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBEDBShEc1c…
True enough. It’s a fact…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-_UChElOho
Thanks for the laughs guys.
I do an egcelant Chicken Lady.Lol