Whitestrips. Family. Chanel. Lil Wayne. Vintage. Long hair. The Olsen Twins. Louboutins. Fiji water. Jewlery. Swag. Flying first class. Bubble baths. Individuality. Angelina Jolie. Midnight workouts. Lingerie. When Kanye West said George Bush doesn’t like black people. When Kanye West grabbed the mic from Taylor Swift and said “Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time.” Driving. Big sunglasses. Fashion shows. Vyvanse. Laser hair removal. Kush. Spirit Hoods. Champagne. Bliss hand cream. NYC. Tanned skin. Confidence. iPads. Free samples. Nicki Minaj. Frozen yogurt. Being spontaneous. Iced capps. Spending the holidays in the Caribbean. Dark eyebrows. Knowing that tomorrow is a new day. —xoxo gossip bitch
This article appears in Nov 3-9, 2011.


Lil Wayne? Really? Things I hate….. You, Lil Wayne. Oh, and superficial people… oh wait, thats you again. So yup, just the two things.
Congratulations OP. You’re a bimbo with nothing of any substance going on.
I didn’t know twats like you read the coast or anything really more cerebral than Cosmo.
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/cerebral
Figured you’d probably need that.
i love zombie puppies http://www.tastefullyoffensive.com/2011/11…
OP… I’d bet my last dollar you are a terrible shade of orange…
you should be thanking bread lady for salvaging your horrific love with something actually decent.
you ARE part of the problem…
bar star bitch.
things i like on this list:
individuality
kush
champagne
confidence
knowing that tomorrow is a new day.
The Olsen Twins???
Nobody likes you.
haha, i know, tho i do like chanel numero five
I can smell it in my mind’s nose right now. Mmm
Olsen Twins. I’m happy to say that I don’t know anybody even remotely resembling OP.
it’s vewy refweshing, like a wed wose, how womantic
I have my google page set to Ewmew Fudd.
✖ nope m kahn
O. Well – but reewee, it’s the same wangwage as Ewmew Fudd.
vewy twue
Fiji water is for dumb asses who don’t understand that tap water is better for you than anything that comes in a plastic bottle. Tanning is for idiots as well. Ice capps are full of fat & insanely calorific. White strips ruin your tooth enamel. Kayne west is a tool. And so are you. Your taste sucks!! Please don’t do any more of these lists.