to whoever decided it was a brilliant and funny idea to jam a huge wad of shit not only in my door, but right on the handle…you are a piece of shit and i hope you get 3 years of painful constipation as karma. why the hell would anyone ever do that? but thanks for the frozen papertowl it was pressed into the fine deatila of my knob with… really helpful. you dolt —smelly hand
This article appears in Dec 26, 2013 – Jan 1, 2014.
Smelly hand? Doorknob? Whomever left the shit on the door is a piece of shit?
OB, it was you.
Sorry but Karma is covered in so much shit, it’ll never see the light of day.
Why only 3 years, why not make it the rest of their miserable existence on earth?
So it was YOU who parked too close, eh, OB.
http://www.stfuparentsblog.com/post/713710…
Maybe the “Free Omar Khadr” gang came crowdfunding. The left hand is for opening doorknobs and wiping arseholes after all.
6 days into the New Year and Karma is mentioned, it’s going to be a long and tedious year.
Well one of two things is for sure.
Either you’ve been a victim of a random act of nasty. Or you’re actually a giant asshole and this is how people choose to deal with you.
Either way i know you’ll answer the former.
Nasty!!! Jeez piss anyone off or something?
could’a been worse OB.
could’ve been a flaming bag of shit on the door step.
they set it aflame ring your doorbell …& you stamp out the flames …Oh NO ! ! !
You mean:
but thanks for the frozen papertowl [sic] WITH WHICH it was pressed into the fine deatila [sic] of my knob [sic]… *note the dangling preposition…
And if you douche, poop doesn’t get pressed into the fine details of your knob!
Ain’t that some shit..
THE “FINE DEATILA” OF YOUR KNOB?
“but thanks for the frozen papertowl (sic) it was pressed into the fine deatila of my knob…” (Smelly hand)
Do you suffer from a contagious sexually-transmitted disease?
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A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!