I’m sick of hearing about men who have had affairs with younger women!
‘My man had an affair with a younger women, I cant understand why, we have children together, were married, we had a bond a life a promise…’
Get over it!!!!
Here’s the kicker, do you know why?
Because she goes down on him!!!!
You don’t!!!!
I’ve been married twice. (Geez what was I thinking)!
When a man’s sex life, and I mean “foreplay” goes away, so does he!
Yea, yea, you’ll get the 5% who don’t care, although their masturbation record beats most baseball stats.
Women, do you wanna keep your man?
Then don’t ruin the only think that makes him happy. He’s a man goddammit!
Say what you want about what I’ve posted but if your not performing like you were when you got together, it’s just a matter of time.
It’s why men cheat. They get what they need elsewhere. —Wow, sex changed over the years
This article appears in Aug 12-18, 2010.
There is a sad truth to this. Men cheat for physical reasons, women cheat for emotional ones. One thing for certain, nothing beats a great knob polich.
polish!!damn typos, lol
My my.
Wow – this rant is so true. As is Veeny’s comment… An x-friend of mine cheated on his “happy” marriage and long time wife… and I saw them back together the other day, walking hand-in-hand. I guess the wifey realized she had to perform better to keep him around. For some reason she did still want him around. Hey, to each their own. good sex doesn’t make a relationship successful, but it sure does help!
Absolutely!
I’d like to know what the OP has to say about grown-up men who are no longer primarily motivated by getting laid being all secure in their money, family, career, etc… share your wisdom at the 19th hole and see if some of those good, patient, obviously-never-horny wives agree.
Shut up, kay.
go stroke it a little longer, Fat. I’ll be outta here soon enough.
Hey kay, OP doesn’t say those men don’t exist. There’s nothing in the bitch saying ALL men cheat or anythign like that. Just that men who DO are usually motivated by sex. No surprise there…
true dat, bitcher; if you love the one you’re with, doing routine bj maintenance should be a pleasure, since it keeps your partner desiring you, satisfies his needs, and (if you’re in love for the right reasons) should satisfy yours.
And it goes both ways… don’t forget the ladies appreciate a bout of oral now and then…
Old men and young women – yeah, those realtionships are keepers. Everything’s fine until the money runs out.
So you’re saying a blow job will keep a man from straying. So why don’t they marry vacuum cleaners instead? The kind of sleezy lowlife who would actually leave his wife over this deserves to have his cock gargled by a cross-eyed manatee.
Interesting TTFN…
and now, new and hot to the market…
a vacuum cleaner with boobs.
Men would start actually doing housework too….
Hopefully everyone agreeing with the OP keeps in mind a womans needs aswell.
We can cheat too.
Married men who need their knobs sucked regularly should be made to gag on a fuckin doubleheaded cucumber.
str8, gay, bi…whatever may be the case, if it has a penis, it cheats 🙂
Wow, sebastian. Thanks for lumping us all in with that generalization. I’m happy to say I don’t, and never have.
Women cheat just as much as men…
Women just have better luck at getting away with it….
Maybe your wives stopped blowing you because they wanted to save their sucking energy for that big monster cock she met a block away.
Sour donair sauce or tuna, that is the question.
Men are apparently too stupid and/or controlled by physical desires to restrain themselves from cheating on their wives/girlfriends. Of course it is never the man’s fault that he broke his vows and cheated on his wife! It’s the WIFE’S fault he did so! All she had to do was give him blow jobs and it would have saved the marriage.
If you didn’t catch on, that was sarcasm. What a fucked up stupid douchey thing for anyone, man or woman, to claim. If you make a fucking vow not to cheat on someone, fucking keep the vow. If you want to cheat because you’re not getting enough fucking blow jobs, fucking get a divorce.
Fucking stupid bitches today.
And don’t forget to swallow.
If you want us to swallow, stop eating meat for a day and eat fruits.
I completely agree Newt ;D
ughh I remember 25 yrs its true!!! He used to rock my world…now its wham bam not even thank you mamn and he’s snoring…. and I’m wondering…. yeah it’s all about the oral pffft I don’t think so !!!!!!
Instead of cheating maybe the cheaters should look at any role they may play in turning off their partner. The mature response is to deal with the problem, even if that involves splitting up so that one is free to pursue other interests. Cheating is the cowardly, immature response to satisfying one’s biological urges
TTFN, you’re spot on as usual!
The cheating thing may also be linked to the obese post earlier? Both men and women can let themselves go after they they think they’ll be with someone forever…
I mean, a single woman will come home, see what’s in the fridge then go to bed…
A married woman will come home, see what’s in the bed, and go to the fridge :p
And if you hot married women need any practice learning how to suck cock better, I’m living in Edmonton now, by the way, but will be back to visit Halifax soon.
I wish to fuck men would realize that an eau du urine skin flute bouncing off your gag reflex is about as enjoyable as a twatful of fire ants.
yes, and your fire ant infested twat is such a treat to work with.
It’s done because you care….
if you don’t, then don’t.
just expect it to be noticed either way.
The fun part is when the fire ants all hold hands to create a ‘ring of fire’, my ode to Johnny Cash.
HA, I’m just going over the lyrics with your description there….
“Love is a burning thing” just had me rolling right from the start.
” I went down, down, down and the flames went higher”…
HAHAHA
Bawhahahaha – good one, zZz.
Eau de urine? What? People don’t bathe before offering their naughty bits up for a wee taste? I guess if ‘it’s done because you care’, then if you care enough about the person attaching their mouth to your genitalia, or about attaching your genitalia to someone’s mouth, a little soap and water will go a long way towards encouraging any repeat performances in the future. Eau de urine! Gag!!!
1. Never have cheated, most likely never will. It has never crossed my mind.
2. I do lots of housework, more than the woman in my relationship. My vacuum does not have boobs, although I wouldnt complain if it did.
3. I receive all the sexual attention I need, however my masturbation record still beats baseball stats!
I know it’s gross, Oceanlady, but there are a lot of guys out there who don’t bathe regularly and think their sweaty knob is as sweet as sugar to their woman. Gag me with a fire hydrant.
And they wonder at the lack of knob-gobbling in their lives!!! I stand by the opening line of my original comment. “Instead of cheating maybe the cheaters should look at any role they may play in turning off their partners.”
In the twenty-some years I was in a monogamous relationship unwashed genitals were not part of the nookie equation. We mutually agreed that was gross and in neither of our best interests. There were never any complaints in the mattress aerobics department. ‘Twere other dynamics that were our downfall.
“stop eating meat for a day and eat fruits” – Isn’t that the same thing?
Sorry folks, it was out there. Resistance is futile.
Vegetables aren’t meat either.
LOL BT!
As a side note…there’s a rural road in Ontario called Cobbledick Road and without fail a couple times a year someone with a can of white paint turns that C on the county road sign to a G until someone from the county comes by with green paint to turn that G back into a C. It’s a never-ending cycle C,G,C,G,C,G,C,G,C….
They should just call it Fellatio Road and get it over with!
http://www.philbrodieband.com/jokes-jokes_…
For your entertainment Oceanlady.
i know that road OL it’s close to Darlington nuke plant no?
Yup, martym…that’s the one! I figured you might know it’s location:)
Thanks newt for the link…pretty funny stuff! There’s a couple of books out too with pics of humourous signage from around the world. I love that stuff!
yea not sure if I actually was on that road per se, but an old buddy was a welder there (made more money than some lawyers) and we sure did some road trips in the area 🙂
I passed that road all the time driving to and fro The ‘Swhwa and/or work in The Big Smoke. C or G, it never failed to put a smile on my face:)
Nice Goin’ Fat is the infested pus that oozes out of the most infected wound on the most foul animal in the most foul yard you have ever seen. He is greenish and sticky and yellowish and smells like death. He is the bacterial slime that feeds on the pus oozing from the wound. No, Nice Goin’ Fat is the taste of that pus, lick it up people.
“I know it’s gross, Oceanlady, but there are a lot of guys out there who don’t bathe regularly and think their sweaty knob is as sweet as sugar to their woman. Gag me with a fire hydrant.”…TTFN where in the fuck are you picking guys up at…are you running on to a navy submarine before it has a chance to finishing docking, or taking a rubber dingy out to a fishing boat thats been at sea for weeks???…either way you may need to change deli’s …as far as the cheating i know there are often diff reasons for diff couples but I will say that some women who took care of themselves and their nether regions in the early stages tend to let that go as time goes on and the next thing you know that beautiful golf course you used to visit …that beautifully groomed golf course has suffered under management that has not kept up with the maintenance and at the prospect of trying to find the hole in that mess it might be time to fill out a comlaint card and give the grounds keeper a kick in the ass…if you did things before that you dont do now…IE BJ’s, other more kinky stuff, whatever it may be and you treat having sex with yhour man like a chore you have to put up with then yes thats what you will get…get it in get it out, “is Hell’s Kitchen on tonight?”…not picking on women here ..its just one mans perspectinve..men make a lot of contributing mistakes at times also
fast and dirty knee tremblers don’t require much cleaning…munching and sucking should include at the least a cat’s bath (or a whore’s bath-thanks ma)
shaker542: Sometimes you get better service when you make reservations earlier in the day rather than showing up at the last minute…anticipation is everything. Don’t like the diner decor? A little convo with the spouso perhaps? Especially if you’ve been doing what a lot of people do and rely on ESP to communicate.
paingirl, your momma! Nothing less than a long, hot, shower will do:)
i said at the least…lots a time spent in small heads, that’s seafaring talk^^
shaker dude – breath. use the enter key. please. I enjoy your rambling, but it’s hard to focus on this late in the work day.
I agree that cleanliness if necessary – even if he bathes regularly, it still gets a little stale by the end of the day… please clean. Makes it so much more enjoyable. And showering together first? Me thinks that’s a brilliant idea to solve everything…
The one thing you can count on when you shower with a guy Ralmn – your breasts will be sparkling clean.
And you can also be assured of the cleanliness of his…how did TTFN put it… “eau du urine skin flute” .
Sudsy, sudsy, sudsy…. Rawk!!
yea the last woman i showered with was all … OK they’re clean already! 🙂
Giggity!
I guess the hippy boys of the seventies were the great unwashed, the antithesis of the metrosexuals of today and their fucking AXE whore lure – back in ’72, it was ‘bathing is so pedestrian, mannnnn….’ That pretty much finished me off on cockgobbling. Didn’t like gagging, especially when the only reward was a big gob of nasty seagoo. So I simply replaced one joint for another. Hub-Unit always understood and that’s one of the reasons why we’re still together after 28 years.
which ever one-eyed trouser snake yer sportin, be it a helmet head or an anteater keep er clean…that goes for the gals and their meat curtains…sorry. i am going home now the crows followed me up here…you’re late rawk
i had an ex-gf that f’d a married man for a time. she s’d a mean d too.
op speaks true
Yeah, that little ‘reward’ really sucks, doesn’t it TTFN! I’d rather be rewarded with a joint too. Much tastier! Pass the Rizlas…
a lot of couples I know have this deal : him -weekly bj her -weekly back rub (like a long good one) seems to work 🙂
As long as her back rub includes a little lingus of the cunny, it sounds like a fair deal:) Tit for tat…
Oceanlady ..an excellent point…ralmn..i agree and am working on it..space vs wordcount…i’ll try to proofread and filter thoughts a bit more…and nice to know my ramblings have some clever thoughts mixed in there somewhere at times…and to the scruba dub dub ladies…certainly wouldnt bother me do an extra cleansing if the ladies practice what they preach…especially when one considers funk-potential by gender in comparison…