A BIG thanks to the bitch who arrived at 6:25 for the 6:30 screening of The Help at Dartmouth Crossing on Saturday and expected people to rearrange their seating to accommodate her. Most people (those with two feet and a heartbeat) know to arrive early for movies.
She had the gall to stand next to me and rant about not having seats. She asked about two seats that were together and when she was informed that they were taken, said, “we’ll just see if they are taken” Then went on to demand that I move so she could sit in our seats. When I explained that I could not, that I needed an aisle seat, she began to be verbally abusive toward me.
I can handle being called a jerk, etc, but when she started using the f bomb (in front of her children) I said that I would go and get the manager to sort this out. I explained to the manager what happened, the manager moved her. They brought in hard chairs for her to sit in the centre aisle.
On the way out, she was still verbally abusive, and even had the gall to way good bye(all in front of her children. What is she teaching them?). I suggest she should figure out when movies start and plan accordingly. Unless she was from the Royal family, she should not expect the Royal treatment. —Royally Ticked
This article appears in Aug 18-24, 2011.


You didn’t need to do anything to put her in her proper place or make her look like the consumate self-entitled twat. She did all the work herself. Congrats for not caving.
*Insert SUV sized stroller joke here.
This sounds like the woman I once encountered in a theatre a few years ago. There was only four of us in the theatre for the shit movie; my friend and I and Terrible Woman 1 and 2. The whole time they were yelling and yapping, like we couldn’t even hear the movie they were so loud. Then one of them gets up to go to the washroom I assume and lets out a massive fart RIGHT BESIDE my friend and I, chuckles, turns around and sits back down. My friend and I couldn’t even laugh we were in such shock. We just looked at each other and both said, “Did that actually happen?”. So I don’t know, did this woman just want to be a bitch and fart beside us or did she not make it to the bathroom in time and decided to wait for the movie to end to clean herself? I don’t know, but we explained to the manager and he tried to get them to be quiet but they pulled the race card and started yelling at him so he just gave us free movie passes, said sorry and left. Good times at Penhorn.
OB, this is a bitch board so you can spell out the word BITCH, especially when this douchebag deserves it.
What ever became of self-respect and civility?
Ha ha….Dartmouth…
OP, just ignore her. It would have been funny to see her explode. Totally worth the ticket price.
Know what you mean. I’m tall and will often get to places early so I can nab an aisle seat. Then I get the stink eye cause I won’t move. Tant pis.
Another SET
SET >: ) Nice.
I love the aisle seat, that way I can sneak out and get more treats with relative ease.
This lady seems like a real treat. Her kids must have been thrilled to go see ‘The Help’ and then she makes a scene and a fool of herself.Great outing for the kiddies.
It’s just common sense. If you go the movies in a group and you want to sit together, arrive as early as possible.
Ooh! I’m going to use that! Lots of SETs around these parts.
Depeche Mel.. Theatre Fart Classic
Single electron transfer?
It’s an acronym for Commandante’s 3 mostest favoritest words of all time.
…right after “Stephen Harper Majority”, that is. >; )
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. OP, you crack me up.
Good on ya for not being a pussy.
This bitch is a blow horn bully and usually gets what she wants by opening her trap.
Nothing pisses these types of c-unts off more than not being able to bully their way into getting what they want. 😀
Oh!oh! oh! Self Entitled Twat is my guess!
♥Beauty and Brains, Ralmn.♥ Your question for Final Jeopardy is “An Album Cover”
Just being a smart-ass again 😉 (set).
On that note.
In the days of Empires, people were ruled by Emperors.
Kindoms were ruled by Kings.
today we live in Countries. =D
LMFAO Hugo. >: )
hahahahahaha, I’m gonna use that Hugo, however SET is trademarked and copyrighted by TommyJules902 and therefore cannot be reproduced rebroadcast or re enacted without the express written consent of TommyJules902.
Any use or accounts of use of this word are protected by federal copyright law and violators will be prosecuted to the full extent of TommyJules902’s e-wrath.
Have a nice day.
Read that really fast
a C-UNT by any other name, would still be a cunt.
the suckster.
The best way I’ve found to treat these people is to completely ignore them. Don’t even acknowledge their existence, they get so angry. Makes me laugh, which makes them even angrier.
I find it much too difficult to ignore them…
and let them have their pithy, rediculous, unacceptable way.
I’ve invariably stopped going to see movies the first 2 weeks they’re out because I always seem to get ‘the annoying person’ sitting within 2 seats of my vicinity.
ALWAYS.
I just can’t take telling old people – who should know better – to ‘shut it’ anymore. Or kids with laser pointers… or flashy text maniacs… or the idiot parent who brings their 6 year old to *saw/13 ghosts/exorcist/etc* and then they end up telling them through the whole movie… “oh, it’s just a movie. sit back and watch… oh, that’s not real. it’s just pretend… oh, close your eyes if it gets too scary.. oh…”
“OH, SHUT THE FUCK UP OR TAKE THAT SNOTBAG OUTTA HERE FOR FUCK SAKES”
People fucking suck… so I choose now not to mingle.
I hope you told her exactly that OB – in front of her children.