Frig, if you’re going to use the contents of one marker to obliterate the names of the previous recipients of that “Inter office envelope” could you at least use a marker that smells nicer? Or whose fumes are ‘more fun’ to inhale, if you get my drift? 😉
The stink is all over the contents of the envelope and all I’m getting from having to smell it, is a headache. —Don’t even care who got this envelope before me!
This article appears in Nov 4-10, 2010.
There are many ways to obtain that elusive high that office workers seek.
Try sniffing that stuff they use to clean whiteboards and while you’re at it throw in a little white out.
Felt markers can be fun, but the smears of ink mean you end up having a clown face and then it’s obvious what you’ve been up to.
maybe they could start using invisible ink, or barring that, just plain old lemon juice.
High at work? How unprofessional.
love your new avatar hg^^
Thanks pg. Records metioned on other bitch, thought this would be appropriate.
tres bien mon ami
You’re talking to someone who used to shove two markers up their nose during break. Man, I love that smell.
I love the smell of markers… we use alot of markers at work.
I’d laugh if your employers took the markers away from you, Bon.
Dane Cook – Smelly Markers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0N-zS92_dUw
Dane Cook is not funny; never has been; never will be. Even when he rips off Louis CK he’s still not funny.
he really isn’t. and the last time i saw him on TV he was all churchy.
definitely not funny.
I don’t comprehend how people think he is funny. Maybe it’s a mirage. Or people laugh at stupid shit nowadays. Some Cook fans have told me that he’s funnier than Chris Rock, Lewis Black, Mike McDonald and even Russel Peters.
If Lewis Black came to Halifax I’d be there front row and in tears. I’d even get the extra ticket for you, birdie.
Lewis Black! This, I must mouse ear.
“That meant that there was some asshole in an office somewhere in the bowels of the Kennedy Center watching my show going, ‘One fucks, two fucks.’ And they said I could perform there but HBO could not say that I *had* perform there.”
i wish bill hicks wasn’t dead.
I’ve decided to watch Lewis Black: Red, White & Screwed 😀 “You don’t see a Rabbi interpretating the New Testament do yoooooooooouuuuuu…..”
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Yikes, my bad!