but learning to shop in places like walmart is not.
please stop rummaging thru things you have no clue about and learn to be SERVED!
sp and dont complain about “made in china” if you refuse to pay the right amount for canadian made…nobody here in canada would like to work for 1 dollar a day.ffs stop living in wonderland!
This article appears in Jun 19-25, 2008.
Anyone able to make sense of this Bitch?
Ali-G used to work at walmart in the “Jane” manifestation… or should I say infestation…It probably makes total sense to her, but the rest of the world is just too fucking stupid to figure it out…
Ahhh… I didn’t realize it was her. It now makes sense how it doesn’t make sense!
I think it makes sense – I like how finely she articulates that learning to shop in Wal Mart is not right. I agree. It’s wrong to learn to shop in Wal Mart. And how we should ffs stop living in wonderland – the poignancy of this statement should really strike a profound chord in the hearts of Wal Mart shoppers everywhere…I think we should all leave her alone. After all, she’s just speaking her mouth. Shouldn’t we all be so bold? Stop being a waist product.
Lol Qwerty! Very well said.
Thanks. I love pin-pointing my points.
ffs = fist fuck session?stop living in wonderland and learn to enjoy fist-fucking at walmart? insert it right up to the waist?then fill your mouth?Man, this is one fucking DIRTY bitch.
i guess this is what she considers being SERVEDit’s like leather pornat walmart
ffs= for fucks sakeI just had a mental image of a Mart of Darkness employee doing a danceoff and serving someone that way. (Doo doo doo doo..You got SERVED! a la robot chicken with Voltron. Too funny!)
It is ON!!! You’re getting f’ed in the a!
Thanks for the clearitupification Pete.I’m gonna stay with my version.Off to the Flamer’s Lottery for an FFS now…
not shopping at mal wart saves me from the interaction with the great unwashed. that, and keeps my karma safe by supporting local businesses, and canadian manufacturing sector… mmmm gotta love that smell of supporting the domestic economy.
whats awesome is made in canada doesnt mean that it was made in canada. If the product is manufacured in china, but put in a box here in canada, the made in canada stamp can go in it.
For laughs, the Homie / Ali-G connection did pop into my head as well. But come on, she is start-raving mad. I don’t really see the problem with Homie, which I realize is an unpopular position but I’m not one to pretend to have a hate on for someone just for the sake of maintaining my barely-there acceptance…Not since denying that I liked Michael Jackson when I was in junior high, at least.
For laughs, the Homie / Ali-G connection did pop into my head as well. But come on, she is stark-raving mad. I don’t really see the problem with Homie, which I realize is an unpopular position but I’m not one to pretend to have a hate on for someone just for the sake of maintaining my barely-there acceptance…Not since denying that I liked Michael Jackson when I was in junior high, at least.
Dammit, hate those double-posts.
Oh no.. Not you hedgy… I could give you a list of the known or suspected trolls along with their pinpoints (whatever the hell those are) but you would not be on that list…
oh hedgy, im not going to be here much longer, when on the road, i dont read hali news…but im in town for a stop over, then back on the road. WHen i get back, i will be back in full effect. Amazing maturity on q’s part.oh, harper’s made in canada thing, that is a joke still. Its a bit better .. not much
Your right Jammie,,, you just can’t fake that kind of lunacy…
yeah I know it’s a stretch, alison is way crazier than homie…..unless of course homie’s the more-functional personality…quick, anybody ever see then in the same room at the same time?ps aww golly gee thanks, I’m not a troll 🙂 although really, how do you know it’s LTWWB until someone flames you and accuses you of being Ginger-y?
QWERTY! Noooooooo!!!It’s always the funny one’s who suffer the most. God speed qwert…I hope to see you around these parts again soon. I’ve packed you a bag lunch with some chocolate chip cookies to share with the poopster. I’ll give you a hollar when another Ginger-beast pops up. *sigh*
Miles, it’s “ones” not “one’s”. Sheesh. Another apostrophe catastrophe. I though if anyone could do better, it would be you.*cry*;-)
not anymore. one of the few applauduable things that Harper has done, is introduce stricter rules for ‘made in canada’ labelling.
ok, on this homie’s actually right (yay google): a lot of those products with the ‘made in Canada’ label get aroudn the rules by being made from Canadian pieces, but assembled in free trade zones- which are by definition countryless. so it’s not technically a misnomer to label them made in canada, even if whatever it is is assembled in sweat shops in Jamaica, as long as those sweat shops are in free trade zones.
Weren’t the Conservatives looking at changing this practice, at least with food items, to make sure that MAde in Canada means actual Canadian content, and not just processing / packaging? A good idea from the Harper. (I’m as shocked as you are…)
Great. He’s back.Take care Miles, Miranda, Floyd, e1 elso who is funny and doesn’t suck. I’ll be out in the lobby with poopie until you-know-who retreats again.It’s been fun.
you know, now that it’s been established that jammie and homie don’t share a brain……..we need a new conspiracy. mayhaps we should look towards the disaperance of one Ali-G and the reimergence, at the exact same time, of Homie?now I’m not point any fingers…BUT….
Damn these trolls…!!!!I was hoping to take some time off this summer but it doesn’t look good…
gee I hope you’re not refering to me..I know I’m new but I, for one, am not a troll…I think………and I make fun but at least those folks keep things interesting. perks you up faster than a strong cup of cappucino coffee, the daily crazy….
yeah Miles, I was just about to launch a campaign to have you acclaimed king of cyber-space based on your superb track record of excellent usage, grammar, and otherwise pulitzer prize-worthy posts, but I’ve got to agree with the Jammer on this one… You blew it, bud… I am just so very dissapointed….
Flaming Miles… what a novel idea. Let me try:Hey Miles, your posts are so articulate and well-balanced… nope.Ok, I’ll try again:Hey Miles, you know how we agree on everything? …dang it.OK OK One more:Hey Miles, remember that time you made me snort coffee out my nose at work when I read something genius you wrote? Yeah, well.. it was DECAF, bitch!Owned.
MilesQwert conspiracy!
My first conspiracy *sniff*And that’s Qwiles to you, young man.
Qwiles. I like it.Kinda like Qualudes. Zzzzzzzz….Or Kwelada? (Not sure what that is.)
Two of may all time favorite posters of all time???????NNNnnooooooooooooooo……!!!!!!!!It only takes one misplaced apostrophe and it’s all downhill from there…
What doesn’t make sense Nicole is how you stay in a job that you hate so much and please don’t try to expalin yourself again either,because it will just be another senseless excuse!!!
In the words of Elton John… The Bitch is Back. Let the fun begin!
I overheard some talk on the bus,,, the that place that HE posts from… is in truth only about 1/2 km from where he actually lives,,,, So even the M(FH) thing is a BIT of an exaggeration… Tsk Tsk…Well I guess we ALL do that sometimes… Don’t we…. In real life,,, I’m a 4’12” pasty white guy,,, but on the coast,,, I think I’ll be a self-proclaimed 6’4″ black superhero today…Miles… I LOVE your style on the coast… Don’t ever change bud….
Dammit, my very own conspiracy/flaming and I totally missed it…..I knew that apostrophe would be the end of me from the first moment it stenciled itself onto my keyboard. Always watching, flirting… pleading with me to use it…”go on miles” it says: “just once, place me somewhere I don’t belong. No one will be the wiser, and I long to break the rules.” Is there one man out there who can resist the pleas of that cute little curvy punctuation mark forever? Certainly not I. To all of those I let down with my little indiscretion, my sincerest apologies. I assure you, that is that last time I give in to passion and insert my apostrophe where it does not belong. ……why hello there underused curly brace….i don’t think I have really noticed you before……(to be continued.)
Floyd, you’re my #1 internet guy and the best co-flamer a girl could ask for, but what the flying fuck does that comment mean? Maybe it’s a reference to something I missed? I read it like 100 times and I seriously have no idea… The first paragraph especially. I need to know. Don’t be afraid to type slow so I can understand.
Qwerty, I think floyd was blowing my cover by revealing that I may not actually be miles from home when I make my posts and am, in fact merely hundreds of meters away. I was trying to conceal my real location with a misleading moniker….but Floyd has apparently installed the bogus location tracer add-on to his bullshit detector. Foiled again!
Thanks Miles. I re-read it after your kind and patient explanation and laughed my ass off. Not just at my own stupidity, either. Floyd’s a funny fuck.
yeah qwerty, what Miles said… Jeez I guess that 180 IQ of yours does guarantee you’ll catch everything…and the second paragraph was just another shot at my favorite 6’4″ black superhero…
should be “doesn’t guarantee”
I’m going to go clear out the cobwebs with some intense hatha yoga and a ginseng-wheatgrass carrot smoothie followed by a 10k sprint… ok ok, I’m going to go eat bacon and lay on the couch and watch country music compilation cd infomercials hosted by a facially taut Kenny Rogers. It’s my process, get over it.
The bus Miles? Really? Exposed on the bus? I would have pegged your internet personna as a Prius driver. Can I believe nothing I read on this “enternet”? 🙂
LOL….Very astute CC….My Prius has been in the shop while I was getting it converted to fully electric and pimping it up with solar-panel window tint and wind-turbine spinners on my 22’s.
Ah, the fun I miss out on when I quit my job and don’t have time to kill reading the bitch pages.