I know, I need to entice you into the ‘chase’ that most men so desire. The truth is, you have won my heart already. We both like olives, but I believe we can make it work. Please don’t be oblivious, I’m really bad at this! —Lavender Girl

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  1. “…I need to entice you into the ‘chase’ that most men so desire” – That’s a fucking lie! The Captain hates ‘the chase’ and so do all his buddies. It’s sexist and annoying and makes bitches think they’re better than all the boys and that the boys aren’t worth chasing. It’s led to a very fucked up dating culture.

    And how many ladies chase guys? I know of none, personally.

  2. Olives are a deal breaker. You both love them, the relationship is doomed.
    I’m not much for the chase since I wrenched my knee, just isn’t the same.

  3. If I could make one thing extinct, it would be olives. How do you people put those things in your mouth?! You olive lovers sicken me!

  4. Hay, if it weren’t for Caesars I’d get NONE of my recommended daily serving of vegetables.
    Stupid Canadian Food Guide >: (

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