This is to the asshole(s) who broke into my mothers car. FUCK YOU. It was a brisk Wednesday January the 2nd and you mondo shitbags decided to try and steal my mothers purple Crystler by the waterfront ferry terminal in dartmouth. If you were actually mentally fit to stealing it, all you could do is mangle it enough so my elderly mother couldn’t drive it home. FUCK YOU! This has to be the lowest thing you could do, merry fucking christmas, I hope you fucking die by getting hit by a car that’s actually STOLEN! Thanks to you my mother now has no vehicle to get back and forth from Halifax.
This article appears in Jan 3-9, 2008.

