To all my close personal friends: Well, you were right. She was out of my league. It’s just nice to know that you all have such a high opinion of me…especially those who never met her. Just great to feel so fuckin’ beloved!

To her royal highness: Rejection I can take. Trust me, that’s not a new experience. It’s the lecture on why I’m subhuman vermin for having the unmitigated gall to COMPLIMENT you! The fuckin’ nerve! —The Bay Harbour Bitcher

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  1. tell me you gave as good as you got when she got all high and mighty?
    knock a bitch down a level…

  2. Nice OP…. you’re a Dexter fan huh? I just hope that you follow Harry’s code on this one……

  3. Mmm Dexter <3 I named my kitty after him. He's a friggin' psycho sometimes :D. Anyway, OP, I don't know all the details but when I think of different "leagues", to me it seems the people who are in upper leagues are stupid, conceited bitches who think they're better than everyone. Then there's the leauge of (mostly) nice, genuine people who don't care about the superficial things, like getting complimented. Unless it's on BJ skills. A little compliment there goes a long way. hehe.
    So don’t get down on some chick who thinks she’s better than you, maybe that was your friends’ way of warning you that you weren’t on the same level, personaility-wise and it seems they would be right.

  4. Bah, they’re all in the same “league” when they got their legs up in the air…

  5. Your friends are a collection of fucking knobs. As for Pretty Miss Shitty, BMF had it nailed – good one, buddy.

  6. dude if you had listened to your friends you wouldn’t have had to go through the evil better than you c-word lecture that some fucking pieces of shit woman seem to take pleasure in delivering to lovestruck dumbasses such as yourself and myself in the past if you have the feeling she is too good for you it’s probably a premonition and you shant have gone there; oh well live and learn with a few cuts of the bitch knife 🙂

  7. OP… that totally sucks. It’s right for you to expect loved ones to pull for you in the direction you want to go. Funny how your friends, and then your real friends, reveal themselves during YOUR crisis. Yeah… that really sucks, man.

    She wasn’t outta your league. She just fucked you over. NEVER get used to that shit and thanks for sharing your bitchin’ bitch.

  8. Even Dexter spews bullshit to avoid inevitable consequences. Nobody’s perfect but we all gotta do what we all gotta do. I think Harry would approve.

  9. who cares what your friends or some bitchy girl think of you. i never understood that league business. it’s all just a fantasy. there is no such thing in reality. but people like to fantasize about nonsense. does this shirt make me look better than you? this job screams too good for you, right? my car certainly gives the message that i am too good, doesn’t it? apparently so.

    get some new friends and forget about a “too good for you” girl. find a girl with sense. or enjoy being free.

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