THANK FUCK that the Olympics bullshit is finally over. Now we can get on with our little humdrum lives. Yes folks, life does truly suck, moreso when you live, breathe and spout Olympic shit all the time. Stranger walks up to me the other day, starts yammering about how this, that and everything Olympic. I looked him square in the face, and in a loud voice, said “WHO THE FUCK CARES?” It ain’t feeding the poor, putting money in my pocket or stopping all the fucking wars. So take your olympics and get the fuck away from me. Jesus H. Christ. —LIFE SUCKS
This article appears in Feb 25 – Mar 3, 2010.
You must be a ray of sunshine to hang out with.
Yes, damn them Olympics for bringing Canadians together, for giving us national pride, for giving us a window to escape from the issues, if only for a little bit. Damn them Olympics for the record gold medal haul, for THE hockey game of this generation, for giving us something to believe in.
Damn you to hell. Now let’s go back to being depressed. Honestly, who wants to be happy anyway?
You’ve been sitting on this coherent little gem for weeks haven’t ya LS? I guess we’re just lucky that you didn’t put it all in caps…
dr. f, yes i’m fucking glad. dgaf, yes i am the epitome of fun, just not for this overhyped type of bullshit. so, did all the wars stop, to watch this stuff, no? did all the world’s people get fed, again no. did it actually help people in haiti or chile, or where ever,again a resounding no. so, what exactly did this do for 99 % of the world population, answer, sweet fuck all. and by thw bye, did it give any money or special things to you, other than yor pride, probly not. but this is my bitch, love it or fuck it.
Who the fuck cares about what it didn’t do to solve the world’s problems? How does this even relate? LS, you’re a serious fucking loser asshat. Spout your winded, unsubstantiated bullshit elsewhere. BTW, where’s your buddy More? I’m sure he has some stupid bullshit remarks too. Get off the fucking socialist bandwagon boys, it’s tiring as fuck.
Fever, LOL
broc, are you trying to emulate that little wangsta from trailor park boys, with the handle of jroc. whichever way it is, you are the biggest loser, get bent, and piss off. don’t like what is printed, then by all means, remove thyself from mine presence. maybe your handle should be sucks cock. i know ttfn will love that one. and as to more, well he will be here soon to rip you a new one too. get him, more.
Olympics – yawn.
I dunno, we have redeemed ourselves from the Calgary Games and the Montreal Games. It’s been a positive couple of weeks, and no, none of the wars stopped, Haiti is still in dire need of assistance, and so is Chile. In fact it’s unfortunate how Chile had a massive earthquake during the Olympics, as it’s largely unnoticed.
It doesn’t change the fact that this is probably one of the biggest things that Canada has done since Expo 67. Maybe the biggest and best thing we’ve ever done. We’ve shown that Vancouver, despite it’s problems, is a world-class city, up there with the Londons of the world. Meanwhile, the people that competed inspired legions of kids to get active and be athletes. That alone is worth the money. So, no. It didn’t do anything for world hunger. But it goes well beyond that.
You could’ve jus hid under a rock for two weeks
IT sure does go beyond helping world hunger.
It will see Canadians go hungry. No official comment has come out about the extra expense, including trucking all that snow, but rumors are putting the costs (which was suppose to be 2 billion plus to almost double that.)
Isn’t that a wonderful way to spend our tax dollars. When we have homelessness, people dying while on hospital wait lists. Major problems in our National Health Care system. Education costs spiraling ever upward.
Yes , let’s all bask in the glow of the olympic flame….oh shit !!! it’s gone out !
Oh well. I wonder how much more its going to cost to clean up the mess ? Actually I wonder if the many poor people tossed from their homes will be able to go back,now that demand has dropped & rents will come back down from the stratosphere.
Yeah it is a great way to spend my tax dollars.
“It doesn’t change the fact that this is probably one of the biggest things that Canada has done since Expo 67. Maybe the biggest and best thing we’ve ever done. “
Sports wise this is great….other wise it is SAD. Too bad we can’t be proud of our country because we stopped the killing in Iraq or something equally great……
What does the “H” is our Savior’s name stand for? Henry? Harold?
Hollowed
“Our farther who art in Heaven, Hallowed be thy name” lol
Frenchie, an event like the Olympics goes well beyond sports. It attracts tourism, attention (both good and bad), international money and economic benefits, immigration,etc.
Comparing the effects that the Olympics have on this country to a military conflict that we’re not involved in makes little to no sense. We have no say over what the US does with it’s foreign policy, and in fact we aired our grievances back in ’03 when it started. You’d do better to compare it to Afghanistan, but we’re already over there aren’t we?
Life Sucks,
You’re a real pleasure to have around. Without you, my life would be miserable. Lately, every time I’m feeling low I just think to myself “I sure am better off the that Life Sucks guy, he seems to really hate everything”. Alas you’ve again outdid yourself here today haven’t you? Please forward yourself to the following Dictionary.com meaning of contradiction; http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/con…. As you can see it is summed up as “The act of contradicting; gainsaying or opposition”. Now please explain to me how this “bitch” about the Olympics and your displeasure for it’s inability to create world fucking peace is any different then my Fenwick Towers “bitch”? I shall quote you from your genius response to my bitch;
“call city hall,or better still,go talk to them.if not,they probly don’t read the coast. would get more response than to whine here to a faceless crowd.”
So please tell me, have you contacted anyone about this, VANOC, IOC or Parliament? Or are you just whining here to a faceless crowd such as I once did in a time of sleep deprived despair? So please “Life Sucks” reconsider what you have said to countless people before about their worthless “bitches” before you grow the courage to type out a “bitch” and hit “submit”. I think you need to reconsider and reflect on your feelings about the “bitch” page before replying to anymore “bitches” in the manner that you do. Do you like the “bitch” page? Do you think everyone should have an equal opportunity to “bitch”? Do you think every “bitch” should be treated with decency and respect? Or do you believe that you’re better then everyone here, only your bitches are meaningful, and no one should every dare question your “bitches” in such a way you do to others?
Your Friend,
MPH
It’s not over. It’s back in two years. Then four years. Then six years. It’ll be around, 4 times a decade, haunting you for the rest of your LIFE BWAAAHAHA.
London 2012 WOOOO
Not if the misinterpretations of the Mayan calender are right… wait
Shit, did anyone else notice the fact that LS has seemingly found his space bar and the shift key?
This is definitely blowing my mind to shit…unless the new Andy edited it…hmm.
mph, yes, as a matter of fact, harper has a very long and motherfucking nasty email from me. and yes, i shouted in caps. but the same as every other thing that goes to ottawa, it will be unheeded. the same as my suggestion to bush, remember that fucking loser? i asked him, that if he though he was so shit hot, meet saddam and osama, face to face, and winner takes it all. never happened did it. the economy of the u.s. is just about crippled by his holy fuck war. the same as canada will be soon enough. now don’t get me wrong, i’m all for a good setto, but jesus, these peole for the most part, live in fucking caves.
also to your bitch about the towers, hang on for another one that is supposed to be coming very fucking soon.the windows rattled so bad at my place, i thought they might blow in, but didn’t.yes, i do regret a few things i said to you, but come on now, isn’t this a bitch board, and i bitched back at you. t.t.f.n., not to be confused with our local celeb and comedian, ttfn.
Personally I am somewhat shocked by the closing comment of “Jesus H. Christ”. Correct spelling AND punctuation! This is a real break through for Life Sucks. Hopefully by the time the 2012 games roll around he may actually be comprehendible.
P.S Check out http://www.schoolhouserock.tv/ some serious learning going on over there Mr. LS.
Sincerely,
MPH
we are evolving pk or maybe devolving..the new andy won’t answer me
hey paingirl, he’s too busy laughing his ass off at us fucked up peoples.
maybe he/she is shy…aaah well hang around here long enough and your skin will grow thick
For fuck sakes man, do you really think Harper is going to sit down and read an email that more then likely looks like it was written by a monkey? Did you at least remember to capitalize? Oh right, you didn’t have to capitalize, because the whole email was likely done in CAPS. Seriously, you should have just drawn him a picture with crayons, you’d likely be better at getting your point across then the poor excuse of writing you have. Your email will likely immediately get filtered to junk mail along with the Viagra and Russian Mail Order emails he gets. Do I remember Bush? How could I forget? Again, do you seriously fucking think that he is going to meet Saddam or Osama is person? Are you clinically insane?
Seriously, step away from the keyboard, and put down the super glue, there may still be some glimmer of hope for you.
Concerned,
MPH
Give em hell LIFE SUCKS! That’s what LTWWB is for, giving hell. Testify, brother!
fyi, olympics are supposed to stop wars.
even if only temporary…. it still speaks for itself whether they still honor it or not.
It WAS supposed to suspend war.
I remember that … from grade 6.
that’s why you missed it LS.
you’ll get that grade 6 some day… don’t you worry.
just get your finger-painting grade up and you’re all set.
Now that my initial tirade has subsided over this pretentious bitch, let me continue in a less harsh tone. There is no doubt that we have countless social problems in this fair country, and you know what, in a perfect world, everyone would have a home and never go hungry. Unfortunately, poverty has, is, and will be a constant in society. Do we do things about it? Sure we do, Canada has numerous social programs which aid the poor. Do they work perfectly? Of course not, because they were made by humans. We live in one of the best countries in the world, and compared to others, our problems are a joke. Do you think that throwing all the money that was spent on the Olympics towards social programs would fix anything? Perhaps short term. Do you suggest then, we should spread wealth evenly over everyone? That’s called communism, and we know how well that works. The point is, holding the Olympics does nothing to help the poor or stop wars, that is true. However, if for 2 weeks it can bind the country together (except for Life Sucks and More of course) then it can’t be bad.
fuck me gently peoples his name is LIFE SUCKS…not i am a happy ray of sunshine
It’s funny, people think that we can throw money at a problem and then it will go away. Hunger and poverty are societal problems as much as they are economic.
Well I actually attended the Olympics and it was an experience I’ll never forget. Go Canada!!
good for you mr. blue…it looked like fun. b.c. is a beeyootiful province and i’m sure tourism numbers will go up
I start to believe that any time I go spend money someplace to enjoy something I should feel guilty because I’m Canadian and surely I should be giving my money away to the poor, defenseless masses.
LS, we can say that all of my taxes I’ve paid in the last couple of years only went towards Olympics and all of yours only went towards whatever social issue you feel is most important at the moment. Happy?
pavillon, nah, not a bit, but the day is just starting. maybe the world will end today, yay.
Meh, it’s not even worth my brain power to come up with some kind of reply to the original bitch. LS… you DO brighten my day though, what with your “what would Jesus H. Christ do” attitude.
BRoc, very well said.
just finished 3 weeks at the whistler sliding centre and couldn’t agree more; the amount of drunk’n abnoxious a holes was truly mind blowing; whistler is truly a douche bag uber hedonists dream and i fucking hate everything it stands for. these games were about fashion; hardcore partying and fucking everyone and anyone; i’m no prude believe me but it was shameful!
lol @ the epitome of fun. Yeah, that’s the exact impression I get from your posts.
What did the Olympics do? Gave people national pride and cheered them up. Just because there are negative things in the world, we’re not allowed to be entertained?