To the bitch that lives downstairs from us. Do you really have to be such a bitch? I was outside BBQ some burgers for the two friends me and my wife had over next thing I know there is a knock on the door and my wife answered, it was security it seems that at 5pm on Canada Day the sound of burgers frying was enough to make a noise complaint. So I did what any other patriotic person would do, I offered the guard a hamburger for having to come over to our building for such a childish reason. -Want a burger!
This article appears in Jul 3-9, 2014.


i would have offered him a nice big cold one for his trouble, of listening to some asshole. probly a muzzie.
Classy place if it has to have security, a few more details would be nice.
uh oh, I just the other op to make his own burgers but see what happens when you do
Bitchy neighbour could make some cash if she sold those shit stained undies on Craigs List .
whatacrock, it is to laugh.