You had unprotected sex with an unknown sexual partner, and you never got tested for an STI?! Now, 6 months down the road after breaking up with you I’ve discovered a little surprise. Because of my less than active sex life it’s pretty easy to figure out where it cam from. Did your inflated opinion of yourself cause you to think you were immune to these things? Now I’m paying the price for your ignorance. Funny, because it was your ignorance that was the reason for me dumping you in the first place. For everyone who’s ever had sex – GET CHECKED! It’s easy, and not at all embarrassing. Plus it’s free, and might save a life in extreme cases. Condoms don’t protect from all STIs, including the most common ones. Trust me I KNOW! So save yourselves some scratching and take my advice. – HPV
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so i’m assuming you did not use protection with this person either? if that’s the case you’re just as much at fault as they are
No, Alex; OB is cautioning you that you can still get a sexually transmitted something or other, like crabs, for example, even if you do use protection. Pay attention.
Condoms don’t protect you from HPV. There are also no tests that can detect HPV. Anyone who is sexually active is at risk. You can have HPV for your entire life and never see any signs of it (especially men). 1 in 3 people have HPV.
http://www.cdc.gov/std/hpv/stdfact-hpv.htm
Now, 6 months down the road after breaking up with you I’ve discovered a little surprise. Because of my less than active sex life it’s pretty easy to figure out where it cam from
sounds like they got something, Lou
and yes i know condoms don’t necessarily prevent but it’s still a lot safer
“Condoms don’t protect from all STIs, including the most common ones. Trust me I KNOW! So “save yourselves some scratching” and take my advice.” – HPV
The scumbag whored around and brought home crabs.
I slept with over 80 women and I am STI-free!!! Yeaahhhhh!!!!
Nice to see you back Alex. Trust you had a good Christmas.
“I slept with over 80 women and I am STI-free!!! Yeaahhhhh!!!!”
I’ll bet that atleast one of them had sex with a bisexual man. As the saying goes, you don’t just have sex with the woman….you have sex with everyone they have had sex with.
yes troodon formusus i had a great christmas. hope yours was good too
Ok. Know your risks, get tested, get the necessary vaccines, use protection & codoms do not protect against everything. Gotcha. Oh and OP, you’re not “tainted”. Stuff like this happens to everyone.
IIRC, HPV can take a few years to show up. Was this your first and only partner? Because in reality, I’m pretty sure if you had previous partners, any one of them could’ve given you HPV and YOU could’ve given it to them.
But I agree — GET TESTED! HOWEVER, I can see why a stick up your urethra may not be such an attractive option for the men of this world. Not defending their reluctance to have that happen, just sayin’.
Also: Gardisil is available for women up to 45 now. While it doesn’t protect against ALL strains of HPV, it protects against the most common ones.
Slept with over 80 women!? Can you say manwhore without your dick falling off. Now that’s something to be proud of. Eesh!
“She gives you something to remember.
A souvenir that hops and crawls.
You bring the crabs home to your wife,
She stabs you with a butcher knife.
The Boulevard of Broken Balls.
“taint” heh heh heh
The old saying, lie down with dogs and you will catch fleas comes to mind. Sorry to hear about your luck OP but really unless you have a future with someone you’re better off keepin your drawers on. Seriously. I know that is not popular advice but it does help weed out undesirables.
Forunately, PK, new medical advances spare men from the dreaded swab up the urethra. Chlamydia and gonnorhea can now be detected in a urine sample. Also, women no longer have to undergo the stirrups, clamps and cervical swab routine. It is now a simple swab that a woman can do herself, without having the doc gazing up her vajayjay with cold metal clamps
Ah yes ,the gift that keeps on giving :)(:
hezz???? can PAP be done that way? that sure would be an improvement over arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i can’t even write about the dreaded, clanking, screw turning, labia biting torturous clamp without slamming shut my poor thighs. anyway, really? i haven’t had a pap in a decade, my heart can’t take it.
GDM, the Pap can’t be done that way (unfortunately). Pap smears require a sample of cervical cells. I agree, paps are awful, but so necessary. A decade is a long time, GDM :(. Then there is the lovely mammogram, having your tit pancaked in a vice, while wearing taped on nipple bling.
Gentleman, count your blessings.
I’ve had the urethral swab a few times.. not the most pleasant experience, but then again, more pleasant than the alternative!
“I slept with over 80 women and I am STI-free!!! Yeaahhhhh!!!!”
Switch hands and you’ll be over 160 in no time….
“I slept with over 80 women and I am STI-free!!! Yeaahhhhh!!!!”
“Switch hands and you’ll be over 160 in no time….”
lol
Ahh! The new Sears 2013 Spring and Summer catalogue must be out. Excellent.
IDK Barney Stinson has you all beat, 200+ women….i smell a challenge O_o
Bitch, please. Lemmy (a non-fictional character) has had over 1000. 😛
For him, it helps when you get them all coked up first…
Man, dunno about you but I certainly don’t celebrate whores….
male OR female.
What’s worse than the swab? Getting the swab and then the douche fucking up the sample so it was all for naught.
Hay!. The man is a history buff.
http://images4.static-bluray.com/reviews/4…
Makes him A-O-Kay in my books
So was my ex-wife…
though if you’re on her side, we’re going to have problems…
STOP blaming everyone BUT YOURSELVES for shit you bring on yourselves! You knew about STIs; you knew if you had sex sans condoms that you could get them. So why not try accepting that YOU are to blame? Once you do, you’ll get over it.
Dumb cunt!
Hmmmm, Did she collect Nazi era militaria? Because, if the answer is no, we’re pretty safe.
WW2 was what first got her into what was eventually a history degree.
and yes, she did.
What a horrific degree….
I can’t count the times she put me to sleep prattling on about the battle of midway.
Well you know, if Halsey hadn’t had shingles…………..>; )
Fuck. I’m so sick of WWII history and that’s ALL the history channel ever plays — shows about hitler and WWII. Like, fuck off already! There’s more to history than WWII. My mother loves that shit and keeps ragging on me about why I don’t want to watch the history channel with her because OMG I have a history degree so that means I have to be interested in all kinds of history! I constantly have to explain to her that history is an umbrella topic and there are many different specialities and topics of interest. I’d MUCH rather watch a documentary about Chernobyl and the fall of the USSR, whereas that shit bores the fuck out of her.
PS: don’t rag on the history degree, zed. much more interesting than a math degree 😉
PK:
http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2010/6/2…
Besides, the last time I watched history channel it was all about Dan fucking Brown looking for evidence of ancient fucking aliens in some fucking pawnshop located in the middle of a fucking swamp!
Grrrrrrr.
I don’t watch that channel because of…
http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/b…
Suit yourself… I’m certain I would have had MUCH more sleep in Uni had I chose that path.
I don’t care what you say, my paper on deconstruction a card trick based on modular arithmetic was actually quite fun.
“I slept with over 80 women and I am STI-free”
Cause keeping track of how many drunk bitches you slay is classy as fuck!!!! Yeah boiiiiiyyyy!!!! Spryfield/fairview/Dartmouth in da house yo!!!!
Sorry for changing the subject.I have a question for our male bitcher’s.
I joined an online dating site last year.Some guy’s on this dating site sent me shirtless pitchers of themselves, taken in front of a mirror,sure these men are built.
Do men in general think females are that shallow,that females only care about a males abs. or looks?
…These men can’t seem to figure out how to avoid taking a photo of them taking a photo.
Lord knows, I’m not a genus ;a touch of dementia yea but,I’m not brain dead either.
I’m definitely not shallow.
Boru, I always assumed you were a guy lol…
I was on an online dating site for a while but trust me, you’re probably not going to find what you are looking for on there. I had one LTR and lots of dates…in general the people on those sites are there because they have issues. That’s why I deleted my account.
However, many women I met from there complained about dudes sending them pictures of their junk. Which I thought was funny because it’s just a weird way to try to get a date in my opinion.
To answer your question, I think the way men and women chose a partner is different and that’s where wires get crossed. Men tend to gravitate more towards visual attraction than any other form of attraction, so they are probably trying to show off their bodies thinking that women will be attracted to them because of their build. (which is probably true in some cases).
Women are also attracted to a nice body/strong jawline etc but are more interested in other things. Scent, income/status, sense of humor, to name a few.
” I slept with over 80 women”-Brawdove
Damn, what are you doin’ …. bragging or complaining ??
So what’s yer problem there ? you only getting the 1 chance & you fuck it up every time or Are you also counting the inflatable women along with those you find passed out ?
I don’t even want to know how you keep track of that ,so please don’t bother sharing !
What happen to the good ole’ days when you actually went out and met people at social gatherings?
“I don’t care what you say, my paper on deconstruction a card trick based on modular arithmetic was actually quite fun.”
And the seminar I taught on Stalinist economics was quite fun too. 🙂
The internet is to normal human interaction as video is to the radio star.
Bonus points for the Buggles reference >: )
Anyone who poses without a shirt on in front of a mirror, and uses this as a profile picture for online dating, is a complete and utter assclown. Perhaps they mixed up Fuckbook, with POF. Either way, they look as douchey as “The Situation” and likely as ripe with STIs.
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The old saying, lie down with dogs and you will catch fleas comes to mind.
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Oh, the semen-dripping irony.
PisP
Boru,
it’s what the womenz fawn over.
Channing Twatum didn’t get ‘sexiest man alive’ for his role in 21 jump street.
That and guys don’t really want to show you bank account receipts so…
in short… to answer your question. Yes.
As a starving student, I was lucky to be employed as a professional lab rat… participated in a variety of studies/clinical trials like the herp and the hep vaccines as well as HPV vaccine Gardasil. Ching ching, got 60 bucks every time they injected me. I’m healthy as a horse but I still use condoms cuz ya know this bitch got a half dozen young, dumb & hung on rotate. Yeah bitchezzzzz!
Where are all the print copies of this weeks Coast? I tell you, they are closing their doors!
no_fool HOLY SHIT,you may feel ok now but when you hit menopause your uterus might just fall out.That’s if you still have one.
You seem proud of all the sex your having…I guess your pretty relaxed from all the fucking.
Yeah, because we all TOTALLY believe her.