This one goes out to the two ladies who told me to “move the fuck over to the other lane so we can swim together” just so happens that there was another lane available so that mixed with years of anger management classes I did so with out saying a word…to avoid conflict.
Added bonus: making sly remarks at me the duration of my exercise.
A+= Me not going postal
F-= them being douches…but clearly not knowing how to use one.
—Bubba
This article appears in Dec 19-25, 2013.
You were on the spot so it was your call, but seriously, I wouldn’t have moved until they rephrased their request.
“Move the fuck over” does NOT deserve to be rewarded.
I would have told them to move their labia elsewheres.
I would have gone to whoever supervises these swims and gave that person a ‘heads up’ on those two water buffalos. Then I’d be snarling back assorted comments about ‘atrophied twat flaps acting as a rudder’.
Perhaps it was a certain Dipper and her buddy improving her breast stroke?
here we go again. rewarding rude behaviour with silent acceptance. then scuttling off to the computer to write a bitch about it.
what’s wrong with saying ‘what the heck did you just say to me?’
Some times you have to think…
what would kitty do to bullies…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=playe…
you are too generous when you use ‘ ladies’.
Moo
Leaving a trail of fart bubbles behind you while swimming away would have been nice.
This is another one of those times when I would have thought to myself later: “Shoulda Peed.”