Wish I had a magic wand… I would transport myself and all these bored disenfranchised swarming youth to various places on earth where there is starvation, disease, natural disasters and wars. Democratic Republic of Congo or Pakistan or Haiti would be good.
We would volunteer our time and energies to digging latrines, passing out basic food supplies, caring for dying babies, comforting their mothers, etc., (you get my drift). AND, due to the magic wand, not one of the precious children in my care would contract malaria or dengue fever, unlike the millions we would be attempting to assist… I would continue this exercise with my captive audience for at least 6 months at which time they would be returned to our fair city and I freakin’ guarantee, there would be no more of this idea that the world owes them a damn thing and the swarmings would cease. Until the next group of bored, disenfranchised children decides to go wild… then I would simply break out my magic wand and repeat. —cntrygranny
This article appears in Sep 23-29, 2010.


It’s a nice thought Cntrygranny but you’d need to wipe their sociopathic little minds first and start with a clean slate. Because they would probably become willing child soldiers in the local warlord’s militia and take their appetites for mindless anarchic violence and drug fueled rapine to a whole new level.
Or, more likely, they’d fill their baggy ass pants with terror-dung and spend the next six months weeping piteously in the back of a grass hut like the pathetic little cowards they are.
Maybe when one of the jumpers (or worse) one of the victims dies, maybe then the good ol’ HRP will try and tell them to “Quit it” or “knock it off”
kinda like when the couple was simply YELLING at eachother in the parking lot of my work, that little incident called for two cruisers and one van…
you and them, so you must be one of the douchie little shitheads hat are causing the trouble. why not just rat out on the rest of the scum, and do us a favor of going to the playschool in dartmouth, for a time out. that’s about all these little pieces of shit will ever get. unless of course, they meet up with the night commandos, that are looking for them. the last time i posted about the groups out roaming, it was taken down. but there are people looking, and waiting, and too bad when they find the shitheads that are fucking around.i hope they get them too, and beat the living fuck out of them.
Life Sucks… you really need to read and understand the bitch before you respond. The OP never said they were one of the swarmers.
come now… don’t let common sense and the ability to read get in the way of his posting…
he’s doing the best he can with his last remaining brain cells…
My bad… I should be more patient with incompetence!
Lovely sentiment, but I truly don’t believe these self indulgent pieces of crap would last 5 minutes.
It would be nice though, wouldn’t it.
PurpleFire I really like the way you think. I like that you are optimistic in hoping that there truly is good in everyone…you just need to change the circumstance. Teaching people that change is within and that maybe if they were to see the world from a different perspective then they could learn to be better men…they could learn to be grateful for the world they live in. Here`s hoping!
I didn’t write the bitch Real Chick… but I do agree with it!
read it again yourself, they said with their magic wand they would transport “myself and all those disinfrancised swarming youth” that was in the very second sentence, or second part of first.
Vigilantism is the solution to these swarmers. I’m just waiting until they attack someone who carries a knife or something worse on them.
@Life Sucks
Yes, I realize he said that he would transport himself there with the youth, however, he NO WHERE in the post says he is aprt of the Swarmings… I’m willing to bet that the OB is NOT a part of the Swarmers. Seriously… I’d love to know what goes on in your head.
Shut up, sebastian. Your fruity ass has never been in a fight in his life.
Make them eat a bacon sarnie, join the Scientologists, clean out the harbour shitter, sit through 5 HRM council meetings then send them off to see Kim Jong Il before he goes to nirvana, or WalMart.
It happened.Victim arrested.
http://www.cbc.ca/canada/nova-scotia/story…
That’s it. Run up the white flag. Civilization has officially capitulated in the Global War on Common Sense and our lives aren’t worth a pinch of bug snot anymore.
On the lighter side of the news, supposedly a Quinpool jaywalker got clipped by a truck. The punchline – She got ticketed. LMFAO >: )
Score one for the good guys on Quinpool
did they hand her the ticket while they were sewing her head back shut?
cause if so, I totally called that.