To a professor who stands above the rest: You are so handsome and sexy, and I love your devilish smile. Although I’d never say any of this to your face, or act on anything (as you’re not single!), it’d be nice to let you know that you’re very handsome and certainly capable of inspiring lingering crushes in younger ladies. —Enjoying the View
This article appears in May 2-8, 2013.
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I was going to post a link to mm’s pic… But i figured i’d get banned again.
That and linking shit is a pain on my phone and i’m too busy sitting on this patio to go get my computer.
Gogo patio season!
Someone else caught your attention. Wrong answers do reflect poorly.
I never really tried whittling personally. Always afraid of slicing one of my fingers off because I have a tendency to cut away from my body when peeling vegetables and if you’re holding a piece of wood that you can wrap your fingers around, there’s a good chance knife will meet finger and that would take away some of the fun and relaxation.
…Always cut toward your buddy not your body.
Helpful Hint: If you’ve filleted an appendage (say with an X-acto knife) a maxi-pad makes a perfect extemporaneous wound dressing while waiting for the taxi to take you to the Dartmouth General E.R.
So I’ve heard.
And be nicknamed ‘zZz with wings’ for the rest of my life?
Fuck that… I’d just cauterize that mofo with hot knives… and while I have the hot knives I might as well dull the pain.
Learn the lesson and go about my day.
haha, hot knives, iswydt
when we were little kids my brother and i found a box of kotex in my big sisters closet and decided to dress him up as an accident victim. i doused several pads with ketchup and tied them everywhere on him, head, arms, legs and we ran around the neighbourhood.
my big sister claims her youth was torture.
HAY! – I DID secure it with duct tape, in case anybody is casting libelous aspersions on my manliness.
Paingirl is correct; it has a myriad of uses.
Ethan, your earlier post reminded me of the old SNL “Bullet Hole Tampons” commercial (with Chris Rock, I think) 😀 lol ……but quack-quack tapes works well, as does electrical tape and/or hockey tape!!
The hilarious thing is, at the E.R. they essentially glued my thumb shut with some kind of bonding compund similar to Kra-Zee glue, in lieu of stitches. Then they hustled me out the front door as night had fallen and “real” stabbing victims were expected.
Sounds about right Ethan!! At least you were left with enough dexterity to shake your fist at the sky and mutter: “Thank you so bloody much…pnfft!”
“To a professor who stands above the rest”
He stands above you because he’s a condescending,manipulative,narcissistic bastard who uses women then throws away the carcass after he picks the good off her,stopping just short of destroying her life completely…..OP Look but don’t touch Run very far away very fast….
Just saying.
Like I said before I’m more cynical than most.
dang, now i am hungry for a turkey sandwich