My stupid husband left his stupid razor face-up on the stupid counter and I cut my stupid finger on it and now it hurts. Gawddammit it! Why can’t you put sharp things away? Of course if I say something to you about it you will explain to me how it’s really my fault. I should be more careful, but so should you. —Miffed
This article appears in Feb 25 – Mar 3, 2010.
OP… if you are blind, then I truly and sincerely agree with your bitch. Your husband is a completely insensitive bastard…. perhaps he was just trying to punish you. (?) Otherwise, what did you expect to happen when you ran your finger across the blade? Does he use one of those invisible razors? I’ve been looking for one of them to buy and can’t find them anywhere.
Yeah, it’s one thing to bitch about someone who leaves things lying around when you constantly ask him to put them away……. Believe me, I got that quite a bit from my ex (I wasn’t the tidiest of husbands….my apologies again….) But to add that you stupidly cut yourself on a razor? Please…… you and your “stupid” husband are a definite match.
Wait, was this a straight razor? Because if it was a normal Gillette type product, getting cut by those razors take some effort, if they’re face up, and not scratching against your face. I mean, I’ve been shaving since about grade six, and I’ve never cut my hand on those things.
Sounds like a stupid wife.
I’d hate to see her legs….
It’d be cactus hunting for sure.
How has she managed to safely clean the bathroom every other time he’s left out his razor?
I could ask my mom if she still has that “wife duties” book she read in high school home ec years ago. I’m sure it tells you how not to cut yourself while doing household duties 😛
ahh marriage <3
Refuse to fuck him for a week and not tell him why. Even-Steven.
haha… who’s to say they even do it once a week! Besides, she has a sore finger. I’d say that could be worth an excuse not to for about 2 weeks.
Actually, pain is a poor excuse not to have sex… you know, the whole “endorphins” thing…
Why would she punish herself?
Well, unless the pain is in their heads. Although I can see the fascination with all other sorts of pain…..
You know, sex can even (temporarily) cure a hangover.
She wouldn’t have to if she’s got a decent dildo/vibrator combo.
Haha… she could slip him 2000mg of sertraline every night for the week and force him to watch her with her tools. He would never leave ANYTHING laying around ever again after such a punishment.
like when you married him you did know he was a guy right and that is the kinda shit guys do; duh
OP must be a stupid blond.
SEE THAT MR. EXTRAORDINARY??? SEE THAT????!!!!
OP, who let you out of the kitchen?
SEE????!!!!
if he’s that stupid, then you must be moreso. don’t you have eyes to see, or are you blinded by your so called better intelligence. either way, sharp thing cut,poke or stab, there is no excuse for not being more careful. and by the way, why not bitch to him, not a faceless bitch board, doh?
Better intelligence? Aren’t men smarter than women?
no fizz,no. in most cases anyway, go girls go.
I will never, ever, ever get married. Ever.
DTMFA
Amen Dino!
She wouldn’t have to if she’s got a decent dildo/vibrator combo.
hahahaha fizz !!! Nice one i laughed my ass off on that !!
dino, if you can get the milk without buying the cow, go for the milk, it is almost the same, as long as you have the cow there. don’t get mad ladies, that’s just an old saying, i don’t mean you are cows. just lovely honies that i would love to meet. you too ttfn.
go fuck a pick nick bench Ls.
just take the umbrella out.. and go at er.
seriously.
I resent the blond comment! I’ve never sliced my hand open on a razor!
I have managed to cleave a chunk of skin off my ankle though :s