Dear girl in my class who strikes a lot of smart poses,
You may have fooled the rest of our classmates, but I know you. Your trendy little blazer and ironic T-shirt combo; trendy, ostentatious language; and faux-thoughtful lip-pursing head-nodding expressions do not make you smart. You think that spouting out one “brilliant” statement per class makes you some kind of genius? I’m tired of hearing about your awesome brain and think that your writing is inaccessible and masturbatory. I wish you would drop out and give us all some peace. —Dumb Fellow Student
This article appears in Jan 19-25, 2012.
sounds like king’s
LOL Painey – quick, who else sat through the FYP lecture on quantum physics with a coffee mug full of Glow? True story >: )
HAHAHAHAHA Love this this bitch.
“Your trendy little blazer and ironic T-shirt combo; trendy, ostentatious language; and faux-thoughtful lip-pursing head-nodding expressions do not make you smart.”
HA!
you can tell me at the next summit, which should be soon, please and thank you. any news on the bus strike?
Yes, By Godfrey! A summit, soon. No news yet but thanks for the reminder to watch the news tonite instead of listening to German marches on u-toob.
maybe not, but you gotta admit, it looks cool. and douchebags, do need to look cool.
Summit weekend after superbowl sunday?
superbowl sunday…does not compute. which sunday?
I’m in, guys. Same spot? Ivanski, bring Wife-Unit please – I swear we’re gonna sit in the same cluster this time! Hey, Painey, if you need a pick up for next summit, only be too happy to oblige.
cool, thanks http://www.femagination.com/wp-content/upl…
I’m in. SOBova has been bedazzled by the siren call. She comes not to praise Caesars, but to guzzle them.
Superbowl sunday is on the 5th of february.
Add 7 onto that. I would, but I just spent two and a half hours on a bus that usually takes 20 minutes. HAHA.
Someone needs to make me a ham sandwich.
that would work out fine, the 19th is the doggie expo. my favourite day of the year
Sounds like the plan – I’ll bring my little foil hat.
Ask and ye shall receive PK
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestor…
SOBova took an hour and a half to get home from Bayers Rd. We had pizza
the bear walked home down bayers and no vehicles were moving. excuse me, happy birthday ma, thanks for the great day….sorry, carry on
Sounds like a girl I know…
Summit, Bitchezzzz!
Your ostentatious, over-inflated speech makes you sound like the exact same sort of windbag.
The smartest person in your class is looking at both of you and shaking their head in resignation of having to deal with your egos for the next 4 years.
Why don’t you worry less about what other people look like and more about polishing that brain you’re so convinced you possess?
i see pot doesn’t like kettle very much.
OB, I bet she puts those lips around the prof’s cock.
Sebastian…you should proof read your posts !
that last post comes off like your really ,really jealous !
Did someone order a venti Santorumcchino – extra froth.
Remember to tip, Sebbie, there’s a good lad.
Dumb Fellow Student … if you’re this annoyed with a classmate … just wait until you hit the professional work force … you won’t survive, or if you do you’ll likely be known as the office trouble maker/gossip. So, it would serve you well to not let such things bother you … focus on your own shit, not someone else’s.
She’s an actress. You can say you knew her in school when she wins an Academy Award. Otherwise, ignore her and focus on yourself. That you can impact.
Is this where we sing “Vogue, vogue, vogue”?
Ivanski’s mention of German marches made me think of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPXc-ofsgj8. I apologize in advance if the sound/video quality is less than desirable.