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Don’t ever mistake my calmness for acceptance and my kindness for weakness. A real woman avoids drama, she knows her time is precious and she’s not wasting it on unimportant people or things.
Let this be a lesson for when you grow up. —Tired and Bored
This article appears in Dec 13-19, 2012.
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Let me guess, if he’d sprung for the full Uncle Buck’s Cheeseburger platter, you’d still be together. Right?
Right.
My cat’s breath smells like cat food.
Seriously. I’ve sent The Coast plenty of legitimate bitches surrounding local topics but I have to read enigma bitches. Maybe I’m not getting the full picture or reading between the lines.
Not to mention that there are days without bitches. What’s up with that?!
I don’t want to resort to trolling.
Hear, hear!
I don’t know what a “real woman” is … but I know what she isn’t.
sooooo yeah enigma bitches days without them etc etc yeah.
whaddya think the chances are this is a completely unrelated new bitch by someone who just wandered in here first time?
GDM. Stranger things have happened.
no one that i know,but fucking strange anyway.
but rape(snickers)
I don’t understand the post. Moving on.
I wonder if the coast bitch poster is gonna tell us again if they’re taking off 2 weeks for vacay this year for christmas, like they did last year. Or are they just gonna not post bitches and give no reason, like they do when NOTHING GETS POSTED on random week days!
Perhaps the poster is like the student at Dal who self identified as Gender Queer?
Brawdove! You’re back! Ever get that toilet fixed?
I’ve noticed that bitches are posted Mondays with no new ones posted until Thursday or Friday. Maybe the mod’s part-time now.
It’s kinda vague but maybe the OB is just tired of taking shit. Seems to be a lot of crap-giving and crap-taking here lately.
Why don’t they let some of us moderate bitches? We clearly have nothing better to do, we know what kind of bitches we like to read and I know I’d do it for free just to see what kind of ridiculousness gets sent in!
I’d volunteer, but I’d probably just wind up recycling old Onion stories.
Because, Maid, then this bitch board would become a chatroom (much like the old MSN ones with mods with gold and silver hammers, etc), and if you think the shit that has transpired here over the past few weeks was bad, you can’t begin to fathom the level of a dramatic and political dumpster fire that was, (is?) an MSN chat room.
No, I’m quite happy with the current set-up, thank you.
Sorry Maid. I didn’t mean for my comment to come across as snarky as perhaps it sounded. (I just re-read what I posted) Wasn’t my intention. 🙂
it’s that hot pink bunny suit, it’s making you all kinds of crazy^^
Don’t I know it! It’s hot and itchy, smells a little funky too.
This morning, I pooped raisinettes, impregnated 6 women and now I have this overwhelming craving for a greenleaf salad.
Arrrgh!
and if you fart…eew
it keeps his toot nice and warm, just waiting for aunt clara to give him a big HUG! then POOF! out it comes from the top of his bunny ears (true story – happened to a friend of mine with her plushy bathrobe – husband came up and hugged her – got the full, fermented effect)
Um, point of order….Pink bunny farts DO NOT -repeat – DO NOT STINK! They smell like fresh baked cinnamon rolls. 🙂
you know, i am thinking your bunny trail of glosettes should be the colour of pepto-dismal.
All that calm and kindness is not going to get you anywhere. At least not to the lofty position you think you have. Did you put your self up above someone? Careful you sound like you are only lying to yourself.