Road rules apply whether you’re a car or a bicycle. And you on your bicycle decided not to stop at a stop sign. I was coming at you from the perpendicular, NO stop sign, and was forced to stop to keep from hitting you. Your brilliant excuse? “Well… you stopped. So durrr.. I didn’t have to.” Brilliant, fuckbucket. I stopped because YOU RAN A STOP SIGN. You broke the law and then screamed in my car window about how “oh well you stopped.” Of course I stopped, you half-wit. I’m not going to kill a person just because they illegally took the right of way they didn’t have. Be more careful. You’re obviously not smart enough to flout traffic law. You’re going to get yourself killed. —I hate you
This article appears in Jul 4-10, 2013.
is this really the sort of thing that keeps you up at night OB?
Don’t you just hate it when people don’t flout traffic law?
Again, jealous because we don’t spend our hard-earned, heavily-taxed dollars on transportation.
Cars are like cigarettes. Give up the car and save the related costs; take a long vacation. Those bad cyclists won’t bother you so much…
oh OP… in the event this happens again and, by some distraction, you do hit them…
be sure to run over and bellow
http://thenewsportsguru.com/wp-content/upl…
Next time don’t stop.
actually meaty i drive. AND take regular vacations.
Being in a domestic partnership with a member of air crew has perks like that.
lowcoaster, almost killing someone wouldn’t keep you up at night? It sounds to me like op almost had a collision with this fuckbucket
… which by the way is going to be my insult-du-jour from now on. It’s like poetry.
(domestic partnership?! really?)
Crayons, how many times do I have to tell you? I’m gay. You may not fuck me. Please stop lest you ruin your “domestic partnership”.
The average daily cost of owning a car in Canada: $28.64
(http://www.travelsmart.ca/en/Life-and-Home…)
The average daily cost of driving my bike: $0.25
(based on MY average yearly maintenance/repair costs, 2008-2013)
Telling car owners they are fucking dummies (over & over again): PRICELESS!
mowing down people is awfully hard on a car too…
http://analogmedium.com/blog/2008/06/death…
I despise cyclists- even more now that I know that disgusting meaty is one of them. Don’t use your brakes next time OP, the lord will thank you.
Disgusting? Whatever would lead you to that conclusion Cassie dear?
Oh! I get it now… I took the last discount, mega-sized, bag of dicks at Wal-Mart… sorry Hon!
Target can’t open soon enough. Let the discount, mega-sized, bag of dicks price war begin.
Eventually, someone will have a ‘buy one, get one free’ deal on those bags. And Costco will get involved…
At least Costco will liven up the market with a selection of flavours – jerky, chipotle, green chai…
“Kirkland Wasabi Flavoured Bag of Dicks”
Ingredients: Dick, Green Dye #12
i think i’ll stick with the kirkland nuts^^
Poor ol’ Assie Mound and her hard-on of hate for cyclists – it’s only ’cause her flabby feet can’t reach the pedals.
Meaty, how does me living la vida loca lead you to the conclusion that i want to fuck you?
Seriously, i’m a details person and i’d love to know what steps you took to get there.
“oh someone has it good and that same someone disagrees with me. Logical conclusion? They want to have sex with me”
Outstanding.
They got great prices on Combat SAMBO gis at Target.
No, Ivan, not the little Sambos you’re thinking of…. 😉
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hEy look ! bRenda b oomboo m has taken a break from calling the polic e(narf! ) to divebom b !so when shoul d i expect your husband to come over and beat me up ?lololololulz
And again the wind blows… this time it’s dense, like fog…
“Officer … They blew right through the stop sign & If I’d have swerved to miss them , I’d have taken out that incoming car full of babies ! Well I Certainly thought it had babies in it ! ! ! “
OB you’d have done motor vehicle operators a flavour …. So remember that for next time . Endangering yourself by a sudden stop ( & getting rear ended ) or swerving & putting others & yourself at risk because an idiot ran a stop sign isn’t worth it