Over a year ago, we were fuck buddies. I stopped contacting you when I started going out with this other girl. You flipped out at me because I wouldn’t return your calls/texts anymore. We were just fuck buddies, not a couple, so I felt telling you it was over wasn’t warranted. In fact, I wrote a Bitch about this because you were such a pain in the ass about it (I got railed hard on here about it, but fuck what a bunch a strangers think). I thought you finally moved on when the angry psychotic messages stopped a month after I began ignoring you.
But a few weeks ago, you track down my girlfriend on Facebook and tell her to dump my ass and that I’m no good. Your “warnings” threw a wrench in our relationship because my GF was starting to believe you. It took several talks with my woman to convince her that you were just a clingy psychopath.
Why don’t you get a life and mind your fucking business? It’s been over a year, get over it already! I can’t believe I’m still in your head LOL. Oh, I hear from an insider that you haven’t gotten laid since last June. You might have almost ruined my relationship and made life fucking annoying for a few weeks there but it makes me smile to think for the past 10 months, while you were getting NO DICK AT ALL, I was getting phenomenal sex five times a week, every week! Have a nice life, dried-up loser! -Still with that better girl
This article appears in Apr 24-30, 2014.


Is your name Will? You know, you’ve been reported, eh?!
And just a word of warning… if a psycho bitch can get into the head of your current GF, maybe she isn’t so great a catch after all?
“my woman”, lord fuck man you do have issues referring to your girlfriend as property. Put the club down and evolve.
First of all did you tell her that you were ending it? Your bitch sounds like you just went away with no explanation. Second, you have just encountered the dangers of being a fuck buddy. Some people want to either continue regardless or have feelings for you.
i dunno, if you aren’t even going to give the fuck buddy the SIMPLE courtesy of saying “Yeah, I’m dating someone now so our arrangement is finished. Thanks for sucking my dick” and all those pleasantries, it’s likely that you’ll treat your girlfriend with such disrespect when you want to end things, or things get rocky. I mean, it’s all fine and dandy when things are still new….
That and you should probably pick your fuck buddies a bit better. Some women do the fuck buddy thing because they like sex, and some do it because they have low self esteem and figure that’s all the ‘love’ they can get. You definitely want the former. The latter tend to think they can win you over and you’ll end up developing feelings for them.
In any event, you sound like a skeezeball I used to work with from my hometown. This guy was an IDIOT (intellectually and just in general). Friends of mine and I who grew up with him will mock him here or there when we’re up for some good laughs. You’re probably just like this guy — hell maybe you ARE this guy. Are you unemployed and do you smell like salami?
koda! stop that right now. put your caveman suit back on or risk losing your REP around here.
Well this sounds like all kinds of crazy…
some clingy fuck-buddy, douchey chauvinist, gullible n00b girlfriend bermuda sex triangle.
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And 5 times a week… jesus man, I can’t imagine the lube/condom budget alone.
You had better be wrapping… none of us want any part of this strange combo multiplying.
Maybe he shops at Costco ^^^
I said it on your first post and I’ll say it again here OB…just because you are aren’t in a committed relationship with this person does not exempt you from being a decent human being. All you had to do was say “Hey, I met someone I’m interested in starting a relationship with so this thing between us has to stop.” Might have saved yourself the trouble of having a ‘psycho’ with unresolved issues towards you contacting your current gf recently.
You might not care what a bunch of strangers think, and why should you? But someone with your level of douche-baggery is definitely not only considered a sleezeball by the fine anonymous posters on this website but likely many of the people you know in real life. We’re just commenting on our observations based on YOUR words.
Then again, writing this bitch on a public forum is just one more way for you to stroke your ego and mentally masturbate to your own delusions of grandeur (similar to stringing this girl along in the first place.) It’s unfortunate (for her) that she’s still hung up on you – you’re a loser.
Extremely well put Hoist, and I concur.
You would have avoided this fucking mess if you just messaged the girl back last year! I didn’t have an account to comment back then but I remember the bitch you wrote like it was yesterday because it just screamed inconsiderate douchebag loser at me!
I have had many fuck buddies, but when I didn’t want to hook up anymore, I’d fucking tell them!!! This ‘better girl’ is desperate as fuck and not complete without a man (little boy in your case) if she still hasn’t dumped your pathetic ass.
Who told you this woman has had a dry period for the past 10 months? Believe everything you hear, huh? Idiot. And suuuurre you’ve been getting phenomenal sex 5 times a week! Whatever makes you feel better about yourself, cunt.
Is it just me …or does anyone else think the dried up loser has really dodged a bullet here. But unfortunately is a bit too dense to realize it.
O.B. just an FYI , even though she was your ‘fuck buddy’ that doesn’t mean she was a blow up doll.
It means she is a person & don’t you think a person deserves a bit of consideration, & you tell them I’ve started seeing someone & you & your new partner are going to be a monogamous relationship aka no more sex buddy .
Your way of handling someone you were sleeping with was IMO totally uncool man.
More, he may have dodged a bullet if she is still obsessing over him like this. That’s certainly not healthy. She should have moved on by now. Though I can’t help but thinking he is doing every subtle thing he can think of (such as writing this bitch) to fuel her on so he can convince himself that he’s some kind of ‘chick magnet’ and that women just can’t get over him. Both parties have a bit of delusion. I wonder what this ‘better woman’ sees in him actually.
OB, since you are a egocentric narcissist with an inferiority complex, I am 100% certain you are reading these comments….maybe you could fill us in. What qualities do you possess that make your current girlfriend believe you are worth any more of her time? Please try to limit your response to qualities OUTSIDE of the bedroom as LTR’s require a LOT more than that to survive.
Actually we only have his word she’s obsessing, it could be taken from his bitch , that she was just trying to warn his present squeeze what a PoS he is. After all he says they were fuck buddies… what was he actually saying to her to get into her pants back then ?