grrrrrr! that trite suzie mcneil song is stalking me. every friggin time i turn on the tube, there’s that IRRITATING Aliant commercial, playing over ‘n over, ad nauseam.
‘if you just belieeeve, you can move mountains with dreeeams…’
AHHHHH NO, damnit, there it is again!
(ugh-oh, was that a clump of hair i just ripped out?)
This article appears in Aug 14-20, 2008.


I hear you. Instead, try:”I can text and receee-eeee-eee-eeee-e-e-ive”OR”I can pour my coffee with cr-eee-eee-eee-eee-e-e-am and SHUGARH!”Suggestions anyone?