I’d like to thank the police for my $140 ticket for not wearing a helmet while skateboarding, is there anything better to do with your time than to bother people on an otherwise beautiful day engaged in some activity. For shame ya bisterds! I’m gonna pay the fine with 5 dollar bills that I will first use as toilet paper! Go bust a drug dealer ya two-bit Colombo. —neddie84
This article appears in May 17-23, 2012.
How bout you just wear a helmet? Problem solved.
Heh, heh, heh… Wear a fucking helmet, dumbass. They can’t fine you for wearing one, thus taking away the likelihood of them searching you and finding your dope.
Maybe Constable Columbo has seen enough crushed craniums on people who think nothing can happen to them so they don’t wear a brain bucket. Ever think of that?
Oh go play the choking game you self-entitled little fuckstick. I’d push to repeal helmet laws solely because bone-stupid little twerps like you are worth far fucking less than the sum of your parts. Be sure to sign your donor card.
hey ivan….u mad bro? maybe u old as fuck and shuld shut yer mouth before i break yer hip. fukin old ppl dont understand that skateboarding is freedom on wheels. a helmet hinders that freedom. u shuld prob keep quiet before i snatch yer prune juice and take yer license away…ya old fart.
yet another case of the law trying to prevent darwinian forces at work….
EggzZz-actly, …(see what I did there?)
Natural selection FTW!
Unlike the other posters on here,I have a different suggestion….seeing as no helmet in the world will save you when you accidentally get run over by a bus or other large metal conveyence on the street & its your body you should be able to do what you want to it.
So instead of paying the fine. Take the jail time. THey don’t have enough cells to put all of you in jail for the crime of harming no one, for the crime of endangering no one (but yourself) , You see its simply the only way they have to attempt to scare people into obeying a rule that many don’t want to.
So make their assinign attempt to extort money from you cost them. refuse payment & you’ll get a day in jail served by attending court & even if they do remand you, they have bigger problems in there than locking up a bikerider/skateboarder seeing as they can barely house the violent offenders they have now. So you’ll be sent home.
Oh , in closing could you please make sure you follow that good piece of advice from IvanI’mincapableofusingthesameusername & sign a donor card ASAP.
Have a nice day.
In order – Yes, definitely and never happen in a million years, Lizardman. Stick to stomping some asian kid’s Lionel train set. Yer not ready to play with the big boys yet. >; )
As far as the 12 year old OP is concerned, what makes you think we believe you have the intellectual capacity to recognize cash denominations or master the science of wiping your shit-caked arsehole.
Drug dealers don’t generally go out in broad daylight going “look at me, I’m breaking the law and easy to catch! Wheeee!” Just put on the helmet, you self-conscious little puss, and lobby to have the law repealed in the meantime, which you’ll totally do with your obviously civic-minded attitude, I’m sure.
they could keep the bystanders back, from watching your little brains get scooped up off the sidewalk or where ever you got them splattered, by not having a head cover on. i have no pity foor fucking idiots like you, and yes, i would be there watching too. stupid douchebag asshole.
Hey Ivan,
Remember when our trolls aspired to something better?
Wp
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unlike the other posters on here,I have a different suggestion….seeing as no helmet in the world will save you when you accidentally get run over by a bus or other large metal conveyence on the street
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It’s not designed to, just as your seatbelts aren’t designed to protect you from asteroids, or other cosmic conveyences..
Put the brain bucket on and avoid trucks.
Sometimes you just can’t escape disaster, but if a pebble has the power to make a simple spill result in you drooling and being spastic for the rest of your days, a helmet is a simple and reasonable way to stay safe while having fun.
I was in a coma for a month, and at any point during my head injury recovery I could have stopped at any random plateau of healing and being really fucked up. In the spinal rehab and in transitional living after release I met several young men who have profound physical and brain disabilities from head injuries.
Talk tough about your rights and so on, but you’re one flukey wipe out fro
an electric wheelchair and a board with letters, pictures, numbers, and words to facilitate communication with your caregivers.
I was almost one of those guys, so I see a helmet as a small price to pay.
Pay the fine.
Wp
OP you’re an asschin.
Must be spring. Finally.
Hell Yes!, Wheelie. I remember when trolls were real people with real mental health issues, not flash-in-the- pan fictitious radioactive mutant reptiles with a penchant for cross-dressing and knocking down Tokyo. Now, it’s all just style over substance, get rich or die tryin’. I blame rap music. Now I’m off to write an angry letter to Mayor Kelly. Why can’t he do something about all the damned starlings in this city. *grumble, grumble*
wear ya damn helmet so ya dont crack ya head
Deny the MAN his $140, wear your fucking helmet, just like we have to wear seatbelts, not drink on the street, or any other fucking law you don’t like. Too fucking bad you Self-Entitled Twat.
Put your damn helmet on! As a matter of fact, keep it on, all the time. You’re probably one of those people that likes invite calamity into their lives.
I could wile away the hours
Conferrin’ with the flowers
Consultin’ with the rain
And my head I’d be scratchin’
While my thoughts were busy hatchin’
If I only had a brain.
oh Ivan….getting trolled on one of my weaker attempts. I thought you were better than that.
My trolls have gone down hill due to reading the shit the regulars post. You people are like cartoon characters with your retard mode opinions on things normal people ignore. I don’t know how you people get together and not explode from having so much bullshit in one room at the same time.
Another troll bites the dust.
Wp
lols ur rite
an old dude and a professor x impersonator beat me….i tip my troll hat in ur direction crazy legs.
Oh it’s all good ‘zilla. Although this saturday is Glenn Miller Night at the Manor and I was looking forward to having a new pair of lizard skin shoes to go with my pinstripes. I’d have been a real hep cat. Remember to wear your safety helmet when stomping Asians.
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Ivan….I’ve told you something similar before. You’re one of the few people on this website that I feel is even close to my level of wit, subtle narcissism, and polite douchebaggery. If you ever want to get together for a beer and bitch about young people walking on your lawn then let me know.
No lawn – I live in an apartment. We could hang out at the mall and bitch about baggy ass pants and backwards baseball caps. A beer is a capital idea. The Sapporo’s on me. I’m not being generous; I just tend to dribble a bit.
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i have a big yard, not much poop left…roo
Do teenagers walk on your lawn paingirl? Does it bother you? Ivan and I will get together and bitch about it for you.
speaking of spring…
with clothing getting lighter and tighter, aren’t we due for an influx of break-up bitches?
It’s about that time of year…
not in the backyard, sometimes they curl up under the half dead tree in the front yard. i make sure their in the fetal position before going to bed^^
Ugh. Don’t remind me, Zed. I’m ‘anxiously’ awaiting the “yo so fat why you wear dat an’ rape mah eyes?” bitches.
*ahem* they’re…i don’t want any grammar grief
to late paingirl….we all think less of u now cuz u didn’t not properly rite ur post
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an old dude and a professor x impersonator beat me….i tip my troll hat in ur direction crazy legs.
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I miss Oldhandjob.
Sighs
Wp
I miss old hand jobs as well…..
Did anyone see what I did there? Please validate me and my need for attention from strangers on shit local news website.
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Wp, I’ve lived long enough to have buried 2 good friends killed becasue they wore their seat belts. one was driving an early 70’s half ton truck ,his seat belt held him firmly in place so the sterring column could go right through his chest. My other friend couldn’t duck down low enough as he went under a large truck & his head was removed…luckily his body was kept from any other misfortune by his seat belt !
My ex wife’s co-worker/friend rolled her car on the 102 while pregnant ,the lap belt severed her liver, the accident into the meridian didn’t even crush the roof in but because she landed upside down her weight was enough for the seat belt to hurt her internally.Her & her unborn child died.
I’ve burried a girlfriend killed in a bike accidnet, her helmit wasn’t even badly scratched yet she is dead. I have several friends who are missing limbs, the helmits they were wearing didn’t seem to help with that.
I have buried a next door neighbor, he was run over by a dump truck…again helmit did SFA!
THese items should be a decission made by the driver/operator. arbitrarily saying they save lives isn’t always the truth.
Being strapped into the seat of my truck unable to lean away or dive for the floor or back seat is IMO ludicris & I refuse to buckle up.
Yet if/when the time comes & in a split second I have to decide to try to get the fuck out of the way of what’s coming through my windshield, or my door I’ll have that option !
I’m sorry for your losses, More. It sucks when something meant to protect you fails. It feels futile, like “well, why the fuck wear a helmet then?”
Because you’re more likely to be saved a life in annelectric chair, drooling, or dead, than to go without.
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Yet if/when the time comes & in a split second I have to decide to try to get the fuck out of the way of what’s coming through my windshield, or my door I’ll have that option !
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You would like to think you would be able to do that, right? I saw the side of the tractor trailer, then next thing I was looking up at the sky as I felt my life drain out.
When your car is rolling etc etc etc, you are completely unable to control what’s going to happen.
Or exert your “right”, and pay the fine over and over again.
It sucks the belts/helmets didn’t help those 3 or 4 people you know. Belts and helmets have helped many many more though, and you get to still hang out with them because of it.
Wp
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I have several friends who are missing limbs, the helmits they were wearing didn’t seem to help with that.
I have buried a next door neighbor, he was run over by a dump truck…again helmit did SFA!
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It’s a helmet- not a forcefield from Star Trek.
It helps the odds be better in your favour with not getting a brain injury in certain types of (common) injuries.
You know what?! My fucking car seatbelts did nothing to save me when
i was hit by that 18 wheeler, on my bicycle!
Fuck seatbelts!
See what I did there?
Pretty cool, huh? 🙂
Please drive/ride safe, More.
WP
never EVER get in More’s truck…
the last thing I’d need as we’re hit from the side is your unbuckled, fat ass sliding over and crushing me to boot.
EXACTLY, zed.
Also: seat belts with shoulder belts and waist belts are much safer than belts that used to just go over your waist because of the pressure shift. The pressure is shared and you don’t have your upper body putting strain on the waist belt. Some people HAVE been injured by waist belts because they didn’t have the shoulder part on. The waist-only belts were common in back seats. Volvos started putting shoulder belts in the backseat in the early 80s (maybe even the 70s) and that saved a lot of lives. Notice how those are standard in backseats now?
I’d rather have some bruises from the belts tightening during an accident than be dead because the inertia of my body is thrust into the back of the front seats and my body is completely crushed/destroyed.
This is just one more reason why more-on’s a moron.
WP, what I also meant & didn’t articulate about helmits & seatbelts is IMO they often give people a false sense of protection…its ok, if I speed a bit in this snow squall… I got my seat belt on. WHich isn’t the truth & the real reason I believe this is so prevalent is, when people are killed because they had not worn a seat belt, it is reported that they died & hadn’t been wearing one.
When you are held firmly in place by your belt & get crushed or a seat belt causes death by internal injury etc. That is NEVER reported.
WHich I believe it should be. If I skateboarded, I would wear a helmit, I know it will only help protect my head & is better than nothing if I strike my head on something solid, like the concrete sidewalk. But its going to do SFA if I’m trying a jump & put a steel railing up into my balls ! I would like to also point out that I know of others from my biking days who were killed & each & everyone of them were wearing helmits. At 50/60 mph, a helmits not going to save you if you land on your head…but you may survive in a vegetative state…no thanks, I don’t want to live like that.
& Eggzzz you’ve got nothing to fear I wouldn’t give you a drive to safe my own life. That’s how much I dislike the company of assholes, I’d rather be dead.
I get the feeling that no seat belts is the least worrisome thing about a pickup truck ride out to the Branch More-Onian Compound.
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As with just about everything there are exceptions to the rule. Seatbelts do cause damage to the body especially in high speed crashes. That said, in 99.9% of the cases you are better off with it on than off. Unrestrained bodies go through windshields, into steering columns, sometimes even out the back window. Sometimes a crash is so bad, belt or no belt, you are dead.
Helmets are design to lessen head trauma, not prevent it. No safety device is foolproof nor will always prevent death or serious injury but in the vast majority of cases they do the job they were designed for, if working properly.
I’m sorry to hear about your friends and family that died such horrific deaths, MORE. But your arguments are completely out of whack. You make such broad, sweeping and final conclusions based on your own extreme experiences. Helmets and seatbelts are not going to save ALL lives and prevent serious injury ALL the time as you imply that they are somehow being forced on you to do. They DO, however, increase the instances of saved lives and serious injuries prevented under certain circumstances, that otherwise would have ended in tragedy.
A seat belt will keep you from being ejected from a car if you’re involved in a collision, thus possibly saving your life. If however, you drove that car off a 100 ft cliff, the chances of that seatbelt saving your life are somewhere around zero. But based on that result, should we then all just say, “Seat belts don’t save lives! The government is telling us lies! They are useless! Don’t wear them!” -That’s just plain idiotic.
If you low side your motorcycle at 50 mph and slide along the pavement for 200 yds, chances are your helmet will have prevented an extremely serious head injury or even death. If, however, you T-bone a car at 100 mph and get launched, chances are your helmet ain’t worth shit. But again, based on that result, should we then all profess that helmets are evil and don’t save lives? I really don’t understand your logic.
THANK YOU, IVAN!! I thought I was the only one that noticed this!
I think MORE is looking at seat belts/helmets and the laws that make wearing them mandatory, as just another way of the government imposing “useless rules”, telling him how to live his life, “infringing” on his rights and otherwise “oppressing” him and his freedoms. It’s all a biiiiig conspiracy to you, isnt’ it, MORE? An incremental shift of power from the public to the state, ultimately leading to complete and utter government control.
Almost every one of your posts ends up pointing to this line of thinking. (Evidently I’m not the only one who noticed this) To paraphrase some of your previous posts: “Cops are all useless and evil. Don’t trust ’em”
“I don’t trust anyone that joins the military cuz they’re all mindless baby killing automatons controlled by the gov’t”
“I don’t eat store bought food because the gov’t has too much control on what they put in it”
“Seat belts and helmets are pointless because my friend got decapitated and they didn’t save his life.” etc, etc blah blah blah.
What’s it like being so paranoid all the time? Seriously. Fess up. You’re a survivalist, aren’t you? You and your like-minded buddies camo paint your faces, go leopard crawling through the bush and practice doing combat rolls all weekend, don’t you? You rehearse your battle plans and proofread your manifestos, don’t you?
Just go ahead and move to your cabin on your “Branch MORE-idion” compound back in the woods, with your surplus-bought combat fatigues, emergency rations and your stockpiled weapons already. I think I’m safe in saying that you really won’t be missed and trust me, the gov’t has far bigger and better things to waste their time on than trying to personally stick it to you.
More–I have to say that I don’t believe that your buddy would have been able to get out of the way of his steering column if he hadn’t been held in by his seatbelt. There just isn’t time to react in an accident.
Oh Vastie, that was just beautiful. >: )I live for your rants , my Brother.
No doubt when the zombie apocalypse occurs and we crawl on bended knee to his bunker in the pines, offering petroleum products, precious metals and fiat currency in exchange for that last precious jar of homemade green tomato chow, he will laugh at us, with derision, from the ramparts.
Hmmm, perhaps this scenario will pop up in Season 3 of “The Walking Dead”
lol “branch MORE-idian”
Oh Vastie and Uncle Ivan. You guys killz me.
I like “more-ionian” too!
Ivan — vastie is a gen, ain’t he?
I have to admint, I’m more than just a little hot right now 😉
Took the words right outta my mouth Ivan!
Damn the torpedoes, Captain. Full steam ahead. >; )
That he is Kitteh. And if we’ve managed to put a smile on the face of our favourite little Matryoshka Doll, then that is time and effort well spent.
OOO-RAH!
I only see one flaw with your logic, avast. You assume that More actually has friends. 😛
102/2
dude, you’re always in the company of at least one asshole….
thought you don’t use it very often because you’re always spewing shit out of your mouth.
Sure he has friends ‘gazmo. Jesse Ventura, Wiebo Ludwig, David Icke, the guys who made “Loose Change….
And mark my words, when social order finally collapses and us sheeple desperately need someone who can erect scaffolding for union scale, we’ll be damned glad to have him.
Thanks Ivan. But I don’t know why it takes me 5 paragraphs to essentially say the same thing you did in like 1. lol
Hot air…I gotz it. (oops…’scuse me)
Kitty:
Do I, uh……make you randy, baby? Do I?
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And..um…I know I’m getting old and all and perhaps I don’t “sprakenze-der-current lingo” but….what’s a ‘gen’? lol 😉
**Hmmm, perhaps this scenario will pop up in Season 3 of “The Walking Dead”**
or season next of Trailer Park Boys…
A crossover episode is definitely called for….
Ooooh Vastie that was just lovely! You know the man by the name of “Andrew” that calls into the local talk radio shows ranting about how everything is some sort of conspiracy? I think that’s More.
I don’t agree with what you are saying so I’ll type a long comment ripping you and your opinion to shreds. People will agree with me and fuel my sense of being the winner in an argument no one was having. I’ll walk away thinking “Wow I really showed that guy”.
I hate all of you.
if you really believed that, you wouldn’t post.
you secretly love every one of us…
and it tears you up inside.
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You got me zZz. We should all add each other on facebook!
Feeding time, is it?
I’m agoraphobic and have no friends. I subsist on mail order Asian-based instant soups, tzatziki and my own bile generated by the disdain I hold towards all the regular posters of an online, public rant forum that I regularly troll. I perpetuate my own feelings of inadequacy by posting loosely based opinions mixed with school yard name calling and cheesy, home made graphics, all in an overzealous but failing attempt at pointing out other posters’ errors, shortcomings and flawed thinking, while simultaneously fueling my overinflated sense of superiority. This occasionally garners some laughs and banter of agreement from the regulars but generally goes unnoticed. This unsolicited trolling, a penchant for mid-century Japanese sci-fi and almost constant self flagellation (fap fap) are my only sources of enjoyment out of an otherwise dull and lacking existence.
Oh, and I love Tommy Jules. (Hollah!)
Fuck my life.
((Hugs ‘Zilla))
Oh , don’t be like that ‘zilla. You and I got along pretty well on the set of that Danish “Adult” film we did a couple of years ago. “Gudrunhilldur Torgersvalbardsdottir’s Hot Summer”. Critics praised it’s “gritty realism” and it opened at Cannes in 2005, but it’s domestic box office was, quite frankly, disappointing. These are about the only 2 minutes that are SFW:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhousHic6kw
Hey avast0,
150 to my 56.
Think about it and then realize how successful I am at trolling you.
Hey Ivan,
You consistently impress me. You have earned my respect and I will blindly defend any and all of your posts from this point on.
FYI…There is only two people on this website who have successfully counter trolled me to the point where it annoyed me.
Ill guess it was Mel and Donk, cuz they’re both hawt!
Nah it isn’t them….but I trust your opinion on their physical appearance. Even if Mel was an uggie…I’d still hit that based on her online personality alone.
What is happening here??? Is that a compliment? I’m going to take it as one. Thanks Zilla, that warms my insides, especially down south.
Avasto…I don’t have a compound, so while it may give you great joy to think so, unfortunately its not even something i’ve ever wanted or even considered. I also find some of your comment somewhat confusing, you say I’m a military hating person, then you accuse me of a very military oriented activity…dressing in camo & painting ones face.
Unless one counts the couple of times my dear old Mum painted my face for trick or treating on Halloween many years ago. I have never done that, not that I’m judging you for doing so (or at least dreaming of it)
WHile it isn’t true that I don’t eat store bought food , it is true that in the last couple of years I have become much more careful of what I do eat. There is too much salt, sugar & unnecessary fillers in processed foods today & we as a society are paying the price with increaseing numbers of diabetics, obesity, & cancers & other illnesses.
IF I pick up a container of pomagranite, blueberry juice, I shouldn’t be able to read “Grape juice concentrate” as the first (aka largest component) on the ingredients list…In my deluded mind, if the container has more grape juice in it than anything else, the label should say GRAPE JUICE with blueberry & pomegranit juice ! Yet the Government regulations allow ‘sneaky’ underhanded discriptive advertising. Advertising where a manufacturer can claim NEW & IMPROVED on a product, when all they’ve done is put it in a “new” container, that in their opinion is an IMPROVEMENT ! Allowing food makers to selectively print whatever they want, even if its incorrect on a food package is wrong, to me it would be like buying a bag of potato’s & finding over half the bag was full of carrots, not that there’s anything wrong with carrots, I just for some completely incomprhensible reason (some may say moronic reason) believe that if it says potato’s are in the bag…then that’s what it should be.
As for Government being too infasive, you got me there. Instead of knee jerk squeeky wheel reactive policies. IMO Gov, need to stop bailing out business, especially big billion dollar family owned businesses with our tax dollars, while cutting teacher jobs, but not cutting administrative jobs. If we just lost 150+ teacher jobs in this Province, doesn’t it logically follow, less administrative staff is needed ?
If looking at our justice system as being more geared to making a profit (lets fine them even more) which is how I see it is. fining kid’s for riding their bikes without a helmet, fining drivers for being parked on the street if it snows…or even if it doesn’t snow, fine them anyway, because it just might! Fine them $20.00 because they didn’t or couldn’t put another quarter in the parking meter. Its a fucking scam.
We pay some of the highest taxes in the country, highest electricity costs, oil , gas, you name it we’re being fucked over by the very people elected to be fiscally responsible & take care of us & our infastructure. But no ,they give away NS Power for a song “because it can never be profitable” As told to us by our Premier at the time, & look how that’s turned out ! For more years than I’ve lived these elected Parties have grown fat while we get less & less but have to pay more & more. So you’ll get no appology from me for pointing it out. We presently pay almost as much in interest to the banksters to service our debt (created by these selfserving Governments) as we pay out to all the people on social assistance, disability pensions in this Province . The truth of the matter is, we have an elite group of rich of welfare bums & they are all bankers & investors (often members of those same political Parties!)! Yet you avasto & most of the other sheeple chew your cud without any realization its going on year after year after year & you help pay for it!
In closing I would like to mention one military group , that IMO is the only decent & worthwhile military organization on the planet , & that’s the Salvation Army. At least you never hear of collateral damage, whenever you hear anything about them. They at least stay at home & try to do good in our country, as opposed to going all over the world & pushing western agenda’s on people who don’t know us & don’t want to. For that omission I do appologise.
Yup, I knew that “sheeple” would pop up at least once in a non-ironic way.
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All will bow before the might of the Salvation Army! It has never been defeated, and it never shall!
There’s No Life Like It In The Salvation Army. Join the Signal Corps.
“Quick Corporal, get this dispatch off the headquarters”
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