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A mustache without a beard is probably my absolute least favourite trend. You all look like perverts to me. Grow a mountain-man beard, some stubble, or shave it clean, but cut it out with these ’80s porn-staches. -Tom Hardy’s Traps
This article appears in Jun 26 – Jul 2, 2014.
19 Comments
Why don’t we stop the spin of the whole fucking planet just to please you, OP? Personally, I like mustaches, perhaps because I remember a time when they weren’t associated with gay porn stars.
She lifted the veil on the burka?
I LOVE 1980’s porn moustaches!
Of course, I love beards, beards without ‘staches, stubble, clean-shaven (balls)…
If they did that, how would we identify off duty cops?
Meow you’re talkin….
http://media.philly.com/images/supertroope…
Mustache guy :”I’m here to clean your pool”
Woman :”But I don’t have a pool.”
Mustache guy :”I know.”
*insert funky porn music*
Fuck you OB and your Birkenstocks. Another lefty trying to tell people how to look and live.
“A mustache without a beard is probably my absolute least favourite trend”
The opposite is infinitely worse.
Y’know, when I first saw “Witness” I believed that the Amish were the epitome of rustic wisdom and serene nobility.
Then I started watching Breaking Amish. Donner und Blitzen! They’re nothing but a bunch of inbred rednecks who can swear in High German and have mastered the art of manufacturing crystal meth out of corn. Acres and acres of corn.
Another Hollywood illusion dashed to bits. >: (
Common now, staches done right arn’t bad. Look at chris hadfield, he’s an astrostache champion.
I love having the C. Eastwood look on my face, only hippie style.
I LOVE Chris Hadfield’s 1980’s-style porn moustache!
friggin amish. puppy mills. bastards. rat bastards.
All hail Sam Elliot!
Sam Elliot was hot when he was young and What a voice .But,Yosemite Sam, he was a man who could grow a mustache.
None cooler.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hL82JEQhYA…
Facial hair on guys: not unlike snogging a faceful of pubic hair.
A short,nicely trimmed beard is handsome .However a trimmed goatee looks good on some men.
Most male facial hair trends are quite laughable. The full fuzz-face, the porn stache (Only Tom Seleck can pull that off), the chin strap douche attack, and don’t forget the latest fad: the flavour savor – that tiny patch of hair just below the bottom lip. My ex called it the french tickler. Gag me with a spoon.