But you are one. I apologized after my dog shit near a shrub in your yard. So what? So you caught me picking up my dogs shit in your yard.I even tried to explain I just adopted him and am still training him, and it won’t happen again. But Nooo….thats not good enough for you, you’re a delicate genius that can’t even handle the idea of it. I have him on a leash yes of course, but I can’t dictate his bowel movements. Who are you to expect no dogs to shit in your yard? The king of England? —More like go fuck yourself
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If you have your dog on a leash, why is he able to shit in someone else’s yard in the first place?
You may not be able to dictate when it shits but you sure as hell can dictate where it does. They give pretty good physical signs that they are about to make a dump. When you see the signs, get the mutt to a place where they can do their business where no one can bitch. And of course clean up after.
Sounds like OB was cleaning it up so congrats on that. However, ass dragging on ground or no ass dragging on ground, your dog has no business on someone else’s property. OB, fuck off with that self entitlement attitude.
Big deal. OB cleaned up.
If the dog was on a reasonable length leash and under control and the OB picked it up who cares. My street doesn’t have sidewalks. think I’m out bitching when someones dog pinches one off on the first 10 feet or so of the lawn? Even if the dog was closer; as long as they picked it up. Someplaces in HRM don’t even have 10 feet of front lawn. better put up a fence I guess.
Don’t shit here; do it on my neighbors lawn? one vote for asshole
England does not have a King …. yet.
If this guy turns out to actually be the king of England you are going to look PRET-TY stupid OP.
op, retractable leash? those things are lousy. get a 6 foot fabric one, better for training to heel and keeps your new dog close by.
if he poohed 1 foot over the property line that’s one thing, but if he poohed 5-6 feet into the yard thats another.
Put a nice little baggie of doggy poos on their porch as a gift.
He has the right to ask you and your dog to stay off his property if he wishes. Kudos on the pick up though.
Didn’t know we had a king!
Well we will once that huge-hat-wearing sack of bones keels over.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-9ZpejJIkPOU/UUEF…
A king? I didn’t vote for them…
scooter made me do it
http://i.imgur.com/GsLE8a2.jpg
There’s some lovely filth over here.