Seeing my ex with his homely girlfriend and then looking at my younger, hotter boyfriend is the very best thing in the world. Mourning period is officially over! — Mourning Period Is Officially Over
This article appears in Jan 17-23, 2013.
Sometimes life gives you the best lemonade out of lemons
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Did you ever hear of that old saying, “Beauty is in the eye of the beholder” ?
Maybe your “younger, hotter” boyfriend is actually not all that hot to someone else and maybe your ex’s “homely” girlfriend is 10 times prettier than you are in the eyes of your ex. Or maybe your ex was looking for something deeper than looks.
Granted I don’t know the circumstances behind your breakup but I will say, the shallow, immature remarks in your post sure as hell ain’t making you look all that pretty to me.
Until you’re younger hotter bf gets tired of your older saggy self haha, enjoy it while it lasts 😉
SKANK ALERT!!!!!
Hey cooooogah… I bet you have cheetah, and lots of other skanky animal prints, don’t you? Will the mourning period be over when the new boytoy starts riding something undamaged and not full of wrinkles?
She may not be the prettiest …but she fucks like a mink !
So you had a young hot boyfriend but were still in mourning? Homely fucker for the win. I am sure young n’ hot would feel great to know that. Any other lies you want to tell yourself using a public forum so that they are distanced and seem real?
It’s sad you can’t see how pathetic this reads…
I agree with zZz. Bitches be trippin yo.
Wow. You sound really sad and pathetic, OB. If your measure of a good relationship is based on what your partner looks like in comparison to someone else, then I feel sorry for you. Your ex obviously doesn’t think this gal is ‘homely.’
Though, perhaps you should take a look in the mirror. If this girl really is ‘homely’ then maybe he has a thing for ‘homely’ women, and maybe you’re just as ‘homely.’ Sound like you are at least, on the inside.
OMFG, Honey Boo Boo has started dating. Keep your peepers skinned for that baby-bump, yo.
did i hear an echo? is that the last line in the bitch repeating in the name of the bitcher? no, its the echo in her empty friggin head.
I felt the same way when i saw my ex bf had gotten fat. This gem came about 6 months after i’d heard through mutual friends that he’d called ME fat.
What goes around comes around, prick.
Younger, hotter bf probably equals broke, uneducated wank with no ambition and a fondness for protesting any flavour of the week. The so-called homely bitch probably got a job, benefits, and nipples that taste like Ferro Rocher.
I’m going to go against the grain and say that I’m happy about ob’s post and for her. I know what it’s like to have a shitty break up that hurt (esp due to cheating or what have you).. so if she has a nice new bf who she thinks is sexy , and the person he is with (and i assume cheated with) is homely and gross, then maybe that’s all she needed to feel better.. at least she’s not psycho and stalking him or writing her nasty things or posting her on thedirty .. THAT is childish. She is just saying that she finally found a little piece of happiness after all, which is great! because I don’t care who you are.. if you really care about someone, then break up, well.. it sucks and once you’ve found relief, then you’re happy about it !
Hahaha, next week you’ll be complaining that he was a knob and had a small dick …. all chicks go for the small dick comment after the breakup …. all girls …. all the time.
fuck off with yer shite than ya fooking wanker. u think u can come here wit ur own opinions? nah fuck off with yer shite. we all already agreed that bitch be crazy so take ur different opinion and shove it up ur arse.
baaaaa baaaaa baaaaa
I have a penis, not a cunt. 🙂
not over it yet, eh
his penis?
Some things are better left unsaid OP. Whoever your boyfriend is with is entirely irrelevent if you have somebody of your own.
Mourning period isn’t officially over if you felt the need to write this bitch. Just sayin’.
I know what you mean by the sweet revenge part, but I hate to tell you this as it will probably rain on your parade. I read an article recently that said homely women make the BEST Sex partners. Why? Apparently since they lack in the looks department they try harder. Hope you enjoyed your sweet revenge for a little while since if this is, in fact, true, he is laughing all the way to the bank, err…. bedroom…… 🙁
Yeah that sounds like a good day to me. My ex’s new wife looked cute when they first got hitched, now after poppin out dem kids – she look like HAIL.
And he looks like he shrunk.